Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Cara Delevingne standing there
Wat do?

Give her the ol' Weinstein

Looks like the most ugliest person ive seen, get this manly looking stick figure moustache no ass girl outta her boiiiiiii

>Looks like the most ugliest person ive seen,
No u

shoot her
she did not have permission to be in my house

ask her why she's in my room

Pluck her stupid Caterpillar eyebrows.

11/10

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Christ she's ugly.

I would tell her to fuck off

>you're early, darling

have a pic of her where she looks more like a girl and wears less make up?

see how many sharpies she can fit in her puss

That's apparently what it takes to be a model nowadays...

Would smash dudes, would smash.

say hello and walk to the kitchen to get my bong to smoke... then go to sleep and go to work the next day... She found her way in here she can find her way out. jus.... lock the door.

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that forehead tho makes her look like a dude.

Deep Man voice: Heeeeey.....

Hope she would be down to take my virginity

>Do a 360
>Walk away

Honestly, I'd wipe some of that fucking eyeliner off

Bitch has a 5 o'clock shadow. 360 for sure.

So you would face her again?

I don't even know who she is.
So I guess I would offer her something to drink, sit down with her, and ask her why she's hiding in my house.
Let her tell her story.

Her forehead is so big, it protrudes like a neanderthal

Shave her manbrows off, slap her silly and fuck her in her hairy man ass because she's a shemale

Kindly offer her a seat on my face.

Totally agree

feed her until she's so bloated she can't move

God she is gorgeous. Genuinely curious what her parents look like.

I would ask her to do this with me

this tbh.

What do you think her vagina tastes like?

Ask her to show me her girl cock

No idea, I've never tasted one. But I'd gladly give her a try.

looks like a man

I'm sure you look at lots of gorgeous women and see men, like most people who spend too much time here.

I really like Delevingne. I would take her out to some nice restaurant. Fuk it if it's my last money, she's so pretty.

Tie her up and shave her eyebrows off.

Ask her why she talked her bf into killing himself.

Well, i'd like her to STAY in my home.

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Call the police, sue her for property violaton.

Kek

Kinda looks like Ben Shapiro tbh

give her three fiddy

Cara's pretty hot but she's also a bit creepy looking. Would probably shit my pants tbqh.

Not creepy, just has sharp and powerful features. I'd want her waiting for me on Halloween.

She has the best gaze i've ever seen

I wonder if she's particularly impressed with people who maintain eye contact. I'd love to stare into that soul.

I can't see any stache.

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Does she finger her ass?

Stills of her don't do her justice. When she animates in conversation it is simply wonderful

Suck a monkey's dick.

I think so. It's something i like to do: when i walk i try to maintain eye contact with random people but 99% of them rapidly looks to somewhere else. Once i did it with a girl and we stared each other for more than 10 seconds, it's a world record haha. I'd stare Cara's eyes for hours.

Wouldn't mind her staring at me with a gun in front of my house, tbh.

Really? I don't think I've even heard her voice.

>Wat do?

Flip Miss Pouty Face onto my bed and buttrape her hard. Help to clear up that bad attitude.

same here

finally someone else, but hes really pretty like a girl so... I would put a baby in cara, and just live the rest of my life in one of her families castles after the wedding. Pointing at the goy from my balcony.

Ask her to call St Vincent for a three way

1. Pump a round into her chest, then a round into the ceiling for tresspassing
2. Tell the cops the first shot was a warning into the ceiling
3. ???
4. Profit

Bump

I would say:
>get outta my room faggot i wanna play world of warcraft and watch sissi porn
>kek

Whip out my tesseract and banish her back to the depths of Hades.

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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY WAIFU

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Here's a better version

>user, i am hiding HERE and nobody needs to know that. Understand?

Shave her eyebrows