Celeb

Celeb

Ayyy new thread finally

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Does the jlaw user from the last thread want to start the RP with me?

WYHY U FAGS NOJLAW OR SCARJO

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the key on my keyboard with the most jizz buildup including mouse buttons is my delete button.

I love ScarJew tho

My porn addiction doesn't make me happy anymore. What do?

Well, celeb fapping isn't exactly porn, so your safe if you stay here.

Suck my Nazi dick, glorious kike

Take happy pills. It works like a charm

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She got blacked but idc post more of her

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Boils down to the same motivation and fantasies.
I feel like my compulsive escapism is catching up on me.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Theres also Andys fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Josh Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyre not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andys existential catchphrase Creamy Steamy Dreamy which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Josh Drydens genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Its for the ladies eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :)

Fuck off munnfag. We all know mistress Jennifer is superior.

Average as fuck

This. Well said.

To be fair, you have to have a scat fetish to understand Andy Sixx's logs. The flavor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of eating da poopoo, most of the logs will go over a typical eater's head. There's also Andy's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his songs - his personal philosophy draws heavily from his dad Nikki, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these logs, to realize that they're not just tasty- their flavor says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike eating logs of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the bouquet of his creamiest, steamiest dumplings, which themselves are a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy's logtrain unfolds itself into their gaping months. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a BVB tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for Andy's eyes only. And hopefully I can demonstrate to him just how dedicated I am too answer the question: "Would you?"

Mistress Jennifer, what will it take for you to let me fuck you?

Help put the Munnfags in there place and you'll get what you want.

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Lol am not racist so Idc if she fucks a black guy. Try harder Munnfag

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of deities most of the worship posts will go over a typical Sup Forumstards head. There’s also a dominatrix outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from AHS and Scream Queens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the worshipping, to realise that it's not simple lust - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Jewess Queen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Jewess Queen's existential catchphrase “I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Goddess worship. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Jewess Queen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Jewess Queen worshippers only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal, pledge. Mwah! Smoochies

jlaw has an ugly face and is covered in disgusting moles.

Its legal for a guy to marry a guy now, user. You don't have to pretend anymore.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sonichu. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of autism most of the jokes will go over a typical readers head. There's also the writers nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from the writings of James Joyce, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the writer, to realize that he's not just autistic- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sonichu truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Chris Chans existencial catchphrase "I HAVE MULTIPLE PAIRS OF DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS," which itself is a cryptic reference to Ulysses. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the writers genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Sonichu tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

They delineate the curves and swell of her skin like elevation lines on a map. This gets me hot when I see it.

Of course my mistress. May I say that your breasts look amazing here.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mass shootings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bullet trajectories most of the rounds will go over a typical victim's head. There's also the shooter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Elliot Rodger's YouTube videos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mass shootings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the shooter's existencial catchphrase "GOODNIGHT LAS VEGAS," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shooter's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a YOU CANT DODGE THE RODGE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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I need some ratajkowski to fap to

>if you don't like her you must be gay
is that all you tools can ever come back with? She's ugly. And no I don't like that plastic hag munn either. Both suck.

Good boy and thank you.
Now deal with these Munnfags. They already lost and they know it.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Young Sheldon. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Sheldon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike young Sheldon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldon’s existential catchphrase “Bazinga,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuck Lorre’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Young Sheldon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand kiddo

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Either contribute or gtfo to your trap thread.

Jew girls are so sexy

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What should I do to get rid of them my mistress? If I do, will you let me feel your beautiful breasts?

Fuck me those are perfect

And why would I need to listen to you? Emily is hot by the way.

i'll just leave this here

>ITT: ScarJo-user will attempt to trigger people by forcing a belief that Jews are the most superior race to white people in just about every single post.
>More obvious homosexual circlejerking, pretending it's for female celebrities when it's really fantasies of men
>Ignore Emilia Ratajowski vermin requests

Of course, just put them in their place.

Holy shit, what's this from? Is it a leak or did she purposely post it for the world to we?

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I think there gone now my mistress. They realised that you are superior.

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ScarJew user here. I have never said that Jews are the superior race. I just think that Jew women are the best looking. Thats just my opinion.

Fuck moar, im gonna cum

Omg dat ass

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blacked harvested mole ridden cunt who can't act for shit

is she pregnant or thats a fkin lazy belly

Munn stomps JLaw

There is a scarjew user who says
>Jews > Whites
>White men bow down inferior bullshit blah blah
I'm pretty certain that's you

These losers still post. JLaw already won and they can't deal with it. They talked all that shit then lost lol.

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I never said Jews > Whites you retard. I said Jew women > White women when it comes to who I'm more attracted to. I'm white too btw. I don't think Jews are superior.

More of her ass

There's nothing to win. jlaw and munn are both awful

Nice trips. Also, are you the user i was talking to? I want to continue our roleplay.

Those are called Jewbs. Would you want to have a Jew gf?

Holy fuck she is perfect.

We know you prefer guys so neither of them are to your liking.

uh do you not know who that is? She's naked all the time bro.

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It didn't look that way in the past. It looked like you were a tryhard troll from Sup Forums so many times. But I'm glad you cleared that up

>perfect
She's a Jew you fucking race traitor. Your kids would be half Jew halfbreeds.

>that comeback again
seriously is that all you have? Just because you like RPing and jerking off with other guys doesn't mean everyone here does.

You're angry because you're alone. I know.

I know, but this seems slutty even for her.

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Idk why you would get that from my posts. I just think Jew women are more attractive than white women on average. Thats it. I don't think Jews are superior. And honestly, I don't like what a lot of Jews do in the government and in the media.

I just think their women are sexy and would like to find me a Jew gf.

I'm doing the same thing you are, wasting time on Sup Forums. I think you're trying to project yourself onto me because of it. Keep telling me more about your faggot, lonely and angry self.

I know, but this seems slutty even for her.

Don't only post 1 that doesn't count I need moar

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Except I'm here having a good time fapping to sexy celebs. Most of all my waifu. And you're just trying to start arguments like a sperg. Grow the fuck up.

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Need.
More.
Of.
My.
Queen.

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Hey guess what. ScarJew's Dad is white and he mixed with a Jew. This is the result. Looks almost like a white woman. So its not a bad mix.

Moshi moshi
Banana desu!

What does that even mean? On average. You are posting what are essentially the known best looking jews on the planet. You're not talking about average jews. I think you know very well that jew women are more likely to end up as a shrewd goblin than Natalie Portman. And you can say you like jews without the jews>white wominz thing. You and that VJ fag with your race rankings both post that shit 1 or more times every thread you're in and it's very emma roberts fag like.

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You look amazing in this swimsuit mistress Jennifer, may I see your breasts?

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Roberts fag suicide when?

Not yet. Still thinking about it.

You asked nice.