It's Nation Hate America Day in the rest of the World, so, a few thoughts for perusal.
Colossal military yet have a huge inability to actually beat anyone. (The WW2 cliches are embarrassing, refrain from them).
Simplistic, childlike humour. Often quote people like Bill Hicks who is so shit it's unbelievable.
Massive portions of horrifically sickly-sweet food rammed full of chemicals and sugars. They cannot cook to save their lives.
Desperation for drama. Ever heard the shouts when an English kid falls off a skateboard? 'Get up you daft cunt' - In America there is 500 cries of OHMYGOODDDDDDDDD, AREYOURSERIOUSSSSS?? OHMYGOD!!! WTTFFFFF!!!!
Veterans. These fucking imbecilic mouthbreathers who fly out to Afghanistan, live in a walled city with BK, McDonalds, bowling, cinemas, aircon, do a short tour folding blankets, never see an Afghan, then get shipped home and wants everything for free because they 'fought for your freedom'.
Coons. WTF. Americans are petrified of these primates. Noglets can basically do what they like in the US because Americans are desperate to be seen as all-inclusive and modern.
Fashion. About 10 years behind Western Europe. Awful-dressed people who don't mind buying cheap.
Cars. What the fuck is up with your car design. Everything is made looking like they asked what a 14 yr old would like, big, plastic, cheap and tasteless. (A bit like your women).
Teeth. I fucking love this part because it is such a large part of American rhetoric that the British have bad teeth. The Americans have APPALLING teeth, the fronts are braced and whitenened to fuck and their back teeth are normally rotted out with their high sugar diet. In comparison American teeth are a lot like Eastern European teeth.
Muslims. They love to think Europe is drowning under Muslim attack and their land of the free is safe from all ragheads. The largest ever Muslim atrocities have been committed on American soil. The rest of Europe has tiny numbers compared.
Cunts.