I matched with this girl, whats a good pickup line for a chick like this?

I matched with this girl, whats a good pickup line for a chick like this?

Send nudes!

Well she's said very clearly she only wants one night stands so whatever you do wear a fucking condom

I see you like dogs how about doggystyle

I've got something you can consume ;) ;) ;)
ily bby

So she was on ED when she was 7?

"Hey" usually works

Roll

holy fuck are you like 14?

Are you really this deep on the spectrum?

Why doesn't tinder show me these 3 people who swiped right to me when I'm swiping? Do I need to be within a certain distance or something?

You like Civ , eh ? How about we go somewhere nice and I pretend I'm Gandhi and go nuclear on your ass

Lets play civ v, winner gets oral.

what a faggot.
just read what she wrote:

>consumer of things
"the tab is on you"

>recovering
"unrecoverable"

>pretentious asshole
true

>reminisce the golden days of E.D.
"not having any other conversation starter. Plus, an SJW in denial"

>skills include giving head
"very high mileage whore, and stinking like a whole bunch of differently colored/shaped dicks"

>take myself very seriously
"mental illness in denial"

>Fuck, marry, kill: me, Hitler, me again.
>Fuck you, marry you, kill Hitler.
>Good, I don't fuck Nazis.

>dick not devotion
"not your dick, you delusional faggot"

Ask her to show cock

10/10 would actually work

"Hi, I'm Ghandi."

Shut up faggot

Here's another pic I think you guys should see

How many times have you tried and failed getting knotted by your dogs?

Keep dog treats in you pocket. Give them to her randomly to keep her interest. And complement her on her dogs behavior.

Time to run. Don't stick your dick in crazy.

ABORT

Send her "yiff in hell, furfag," she'll get a kick out of it

>recovering asshole
well maybe you should stop taking in foot-long in your bum like Victoria station during rush hour

Okay... You can see the crazy burning in her eyes in that pic - crazy that will be there long after you get tired of fucking her.

Can I fuck your dogs

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why do you have 0 matches ?

He hasn't started swiping yet, look at the pic again

damn
in here she looks like that actress from the movie Witch

I just started using tinder. I assumed that the people who swiped right to me would show up first when I start swiping. I swipe right to everyone and unmatch from the blacks and single moms after.

thats a fake profile my dude its a camgirl named pavlovs whore but i mean go for it on the off chance its her

I'm in Tampa, Florida, and looking up Pavlov's Whore it says she's in Tampa FL too
Anyway, this is what I sent her

more pictures of her OP

just google pavlovs whore she takes facials in the mall for a living lol but for real those pics are of her

Seen her, that's not her.

this is why you'll never have sex

...

enjoy beating your dick tonight

you like chicks that fuck dogs then go for it.