What is objectively the best condiment for hotdogs?

What is objectively the best condiment for hotdogs?

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obviously mustard gas

hot-dogs

Mustard. There's no other fucking option.

Fried racoon-ass bits.

They're like bacon bits, but healthier.

Thousand island

Prove me wrong
>Pro tip: You fucking can't

I like salsa ketchup the best. I haven't seen it in years though. I really miss it.

Mustard + pic related.

Hot brown mustard.

Fucking regular ketchup you animals.. fucking mustard is for fucking cocksuckers

Ketchup with any meat just hide the taste. You take your steak well done with ketchup you monster.

i like djon honey mustard and jalapeno cheese dogs

also chilli chilli is the best

It's a fucking hot dog, not a Delmonico asshat.

>Hot dog = meat kek

Mayo

Sorry, I forgot that I need to savor my pig anuses.

Clausen pickle spears

I like your mom's pussy juice on my hot dog OP.

Hahahahaha

>Mayo on the bun
>A bit of ketchup and mustard
>Some jalapeno peppers
>Some onion and tomato
>Bacon bits

t. 300lb NEET

Don't forget the turkey dicks and chicken beaks... Putting ketchup on that would just absolutely overpower these and ruin the experience.

Mustard, some raw or caramelize onions and a touch of cayenne

>the best condiment?
>ALL OF DEM

mustard and pickles

there's no competition

After ketchup is pickle relish, then mustard, chilli, onions, and then a whole host of minor oddities that some people fetish over.

You eat your hot dogs plain and half uncooked?

How about not eating crap and learn to cook? Homemade sausage make fantastic hotdog.

but then it's not a hotdog, it's a bunsausagemixy

I think you're confused about what a hot dog actually is Mohamed.

light on the mustard but strong enough to taste, good amount of mayo then jalapeno to taste.
no ketchup because that's shit

It's a hot dog, not a goddamned gourme hamburger.

Too much work, too lazy.
I'll eat the actual animal scraps, thank you very much.

>mayo on a hotdog
clearly an amerifat

Why can't it be both?

>not eating polish kielbasa
everyone ITT KYS.

True/10

That makes it a sausage, not a hot dog numnuts.

Different meats, different buns, different configuration, the whole fucking things are totally different in every fucking way, you goddamned fruitcake.

Might as well make it outta seaweed while you're at it... Pussy.

>hot dogs made of dew sparkle and the energy of the universe.
kek.

Red onion, roasted onion, garlic and garlic mayo.

Cheese but not chili. Plus Mustard. Or alternatively, whatever the fuck you want. You want pizza on a hot dog? Go for it.

No, homemade sausage makes a fantastic sausage.
Not the same.

This

sauerkraut

Anyone here a fan of Sonoran hotdogs? Damn they're good.

I eat my "hotdog meat" with white "secret sauce".

No mentions of relish? Seriously?

Relish sucks.

I had to google that shit.
The condiments I can stomach, but why in all hell would you use that bread?

Yeah hotdogs aren't hamburgers so they should be eaten on old moldy bread with no condiments to try and make them taste half decent.

It's a hell of a lot better option than ketchup or mayo.

the only people i've seen eat with relish are old people.

I like burger sauce. Sue me.

Real mustard or that dog shit yellow crap Amerifags use?

And yet it sucks, idiot.

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Does 30 count as old?

I feel ya, it's like eating a sandwich rather then a hotdog. Otherwise, it's great drunk food.

First off, you need to wrap the hot dog in bacon before you cook it so they both cook evenly. Also grill your bread.

Then, you add mayo on the bread, add the hot dog, then ketchup + mustard, grilled onions, relish and a salted, whole jalapeño on the side.

Anything else is a sin.

Katsu sauce. Try it.

Anything aged 0+ is old.

Finely chopped jalapeños, roasted onion, garlic, rosemary. Mix this with a small amount of olive oil. Fugg.

I had a viking hotdog at the viking boat museum in Roskilde, Denmark. I don't remember what was on it but it was fucking excellent.

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sveabroder jeg hilser dig, ristede log er godt.

fucking both you simple heathen savage

a nice brown mustard

This might actually be good, I like pizza with pineapple (sue me)

By a mile its fried onions with ketchup

no

fuck off

>Bun
>Hot dog
>Cocked mushrooms, jalapenos/bell peppers, and onions

interdazting

imma try that

Don't know, whatever the mexican puts on them that sells them outside of the club when I get out of there drunk.

like this, the Danish way.

I actually had a Hawaiian dog in Vegas that came in a sweet bun with bacon, Pineapple sauce, and some other stuff I forget. Shit was really fucking good.

>ass bits.

This.

and real mustard, that dog shit yellow crap Amerifags use is an embarrassment.

Nigger I'm a chef and I still like a good hotdog

Chili and/or cheese

Mashed potatoes, ketchup and pieces of slow cooked pork... Fucking delicious

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You spelled mouse turds wrong.

Mayonnaise. If you don't have that, then I suppose table syrup will have to do.

If you haven't tried it, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Your mom's buns are good enough for any sausage, pal.

Ketchup, mustard, onions and baked beans.

Yeah man. I put A-1 on my Hebrew National hot dogs.

tomato sauce, dash of mustard, onions

Sauerkraut too if you're feeling frisky.

>autismo makes a hotdog

French fried onions.

You probably put mustard on the dicks you suck.

Okay, here's what you do: you cook up the hot dogs in a really crappy light beer, and get some stale bread that's not quite stiff enough for croutons. Then you toss all that shit out and go get a fucking steak with a side order of STEAK. #turfandturf

You take tube turf up the butt.

There is no difference in sugar content between table syrup and American ketchup. None. Zero. Nada.
You eat breakfast sausage with pancakes and syrup, so? Same fucking thing.

There's a huge difference. Don't lie to the kids Chad.

This is the only way to eat a hotdog in America.


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