Geralt of Rivea is coming to kill me

Geralt of Rivea is coming to kill me.

Talion from Shadow of Mordor is going to save me...

Not sure if fucked?>

Hunted by necrophos

defended by troll warlord

>prince of all cosmos
>Spyro the Dragon
I'm cool as long as dad and Their bulge doesn't get involved

>geralt of rivea
Just break his nose with a chair

I got postal dude coming to kill me, and duke nukem saving my ass. I'll be ok.

A knockoff of Minecraft character is after me

Samus is protecting me.

Hunted by FNV slut
Saved by F3 slut

Ash from r6 coming to kill me

Jager from r6 defending me

May the most cancerous win

Well, Janna from League is on her way.

And I have FNV vampire slut defending me.

A nebula realms avatar is coming for me, Kingdoms of Amalur protag will save. Think im good

Dragonborn attacking me, maxed main from 2007scape with best in slot range gear to defend me.

Nathan Drake is hunting me.

Geralt of Rivea is protecting me. I think I got this.

Gaige the mechromancer is coming to kill me. And a guardian from destiny 2 is going to protect me?
Granted guardians have infinite lives.. But what if it's one of those no respawn moments? That deathtrap is deadly.. Am I fucked /b?

OK, so an 8 bit Zelda is coming to kill me and a 16 bit Zelda is going to defend me.
kek.

Lucas from Mother 3 is on his way

My protector is lvl 7 Breton mage

16 is bigger. You're good.

A naked bitch in a bikini from sunset overdrive is attacking. Geralt of Rivea defending me. Pretty sure i am fucked

Yes.. Geralt will fuck her and forget about you. The cheeky basterd.

Tallion is coming to kill me and Link from BOTW is coming to save me.

The Division agent is gonna try to kill me
Adolf Hitler is gonna protect me

Cadence from necrodancer is protecting me from some MHX bitch with a greatsword

>master chief is coming to kill me

> a mclaren F1 is somehow suposed to defend me

>?????

Superkek
I have an entire Stellaris empire of telepaths to protect me from a frog.

One of my runescape characters is defending me from a different one of my runescape characters...

A MacClaren F1 should be able to outrun Master Chief. Hop in and run like a MOTHER FUCKER!

Vergil is coming to kill me while Hawkeye is at the corner of the room crying supposedly trying to save me. This shit is rigged.

I played mass effect 1 then 2 with the same character

Sheppard in 2 was considerably more bad ass.

The girl of my dreams from Honey Select is coming to kill me.
I don't want any protection. She can fuck me to death. I won't mind at all.

Senua(senua's sacrifice) coming to kill me, skrolk from total war warhammer 2 defends. I guess he could give her diseases so she keeps dying until the corruption gets to her head and stays dead

Samus from Metroid Returns is coming to kill me
501st stormtrooper from Battlefront II is defending me
I think I'm fucked but Idk

Big Boss (MGS3D) is going to protect me from Hwoarang (Tekken 3D)?
I almost feel sorry for Hwoarang, Big Boss likes to shoot people in the balls when I play MGS3. I am not fucked at all, not even a little bit worried. All I have to do is stand out in the open and wait for Hwoarang to show up.

Post the card desu

What game lets you play as Hitler?

Cuphead is after me.
Ratchet from ratchet and clank is protecting me.
Well I'm fine. Can't say the same thing about my house tho.

Me too bro

My UFC character is coming to kill me

That dragonborn dude is coming to defend yeah im sweet

max payne coming to kill me

thank god junkrat will protect me

...

I, Frederick the Great, have nothing to fear from Napoleon. While he is extremely belligerent, he does not have access to iron.

Mad Max is coming to save me from Puppy from ruiner

Fuck

Captain Falcon is out to murder me

Only my Dragon Quest Paladin lvl 82 can save me now

Lara Croft will save me from my shitty source hunter.

Punished Snake is coming to get me, but Talion might stop him

B.J. Blazkowicz is coming for me...and the fucking Doom Slayer is protecting me. Ahhhh sheeeiitttt

>NC Engineer from Planetside 2 coming to kill me
>My character in PUBG is coming to save me

Not sure if fucked or good tbh

If vehicles carry over then I don't think a Dacia is going to fare well against a fully kitted AP Vanguard so I'm boned

How do I pull up her 'card'? I'm still kinda feeling my way around the game.

Titus from FFX is going to kill me

Mario from SM64 is going to save me

Mario is going to unleash a BLJ the likes of which this world has not yet seen, launching Titus into a PU forever
>Shoutouts to SimpleFlips

You're pretty fucked

Ive got Alliance Soldier from Battlefront II coming after, with Crash Bandicoot (remastered) to defend

It was nice knowing you...

Tomyris of Scythia is coming after me.

Theodore Roosevelt is going to save me.

Anyway, this is what I've managed to put together so far.

Stanley, from The Stanley Parable, is coming to kill me.

Sonic the Hedgehog from Sonic Mania is defending me.

I'm good, yo.

Kratos is trying to kill me.
Trevor Phillips is trying to save me.
I don't know if I can get more fucked.

my entire ftl crew is defending me (hopefully ship invluded)

a swat team is comming to kill me. pretty sure the odds are in my favor

That'd be a fucking badass fight, no matter who wins.

A.J. Mason from Friday the 13th is comi ng to kill me, but Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th is defending me.... somehow that is bass ackwards but it works. Lol

Character from The Division

Vs

Ffxiv Machinist

>dis gon be gud

> Link from BOTW is coming to save me.
Hope you have the spiritual power to sustain yourself for 100 years as a ghost and then come back to life by yourself.

My mount and blade character with 300 hurscarl goons are gonna have to go through doom guy to get near me. Should be fun

You might get a good laugh or two before you die, but you're dying.

My lvl 50 PLD is coming to kill me and Reaper is going to defend me.

My max block cleave gladiator from Path of Exile is coming after me, and my dual wield pistol fire strike purifier from Grim Dawn is protecting me.

Very interesting...

jacket is after me
isaac is defending.

fuck.

>stupid unicorn thing from Peggle is trying to kill me
>Drivatar from Forza 7 is trying to defend me
I think I'm actually going to die

Even if kratos gets lost on the way you'll die

Hunted by Captain Falcon
Saved by Link

> tron on gmod
> kleiner on gmod

idolmaster girl is attacking
newb character from new runscape is defending (haven't killed a person yet)
going to be intense

Sebastian Castellanos (Evil Within 2) is coming to kill me

And Rico Rodriguez (Just Cause 3) is protecting me

>I'm gonna survive this shit

Oh, shit! Excalibur is coming after me, and all I have to protect me is a loser burnout battle royale contestant to protect me. HR Giger created the perfect weeb to assassinate me from space with an energy sword, and all that's left to protect me is a guy with a goatee, a double barrel shotgun, and questionable situational awareness.

Well, it's been nice knowing you guys...

Princess Pitch is coming to kill me.
A Dwarf Fortress must protect me.

nah you're dead

An Alkari from "Master of Orion" is coming to kill me.
But I'm defended by a carpenter from "Oregon trail II".
I'll probably just die of snake bite and dysentery.

Hunted by Eder (my main isn't idetifiable so going with the next best op)
Saved by Talion

PC from insurgency vs pc from counter strike. Really could go either way.

Dude, you'll at least be able to make a getaway in style.

Excalibur is shit...I recommend Atlas (Max Level with some mods)

An ex-Joja paper-pusher from Stardew Valley is coming to kill me, while an axe-wielding, slaver-killing Reemiläiset hunter-trapper from iron age Finland and his pack of dogs is protecting me. I think I'm in pretty good shape.

Kirby is my protector.
Mario is coming for me.

An Amazing Wagon Adventure is coming to kill me.
I have to stop them with Not Tetris 2 blocks that rotate freely and are subject to physics.

The survivor (fallout 4) against Jacket (HM)

im fucked Sup Forumsros

Rest easy, user. You're safe.

pretty fucked.

it's jason brody

47..

so unlucky

Not sure which is coming for me and which is protecting me.
>a paddle in "pong"
>a deck of cards
I think I should be safe either way.

my ds3 character named angery is defending

he's level 17 with no armor

Claptrap vs Sebastian, don't know how to feel bout this.._

I haven't really gotten that into it, to be honest. I could see getting super deep in warframe, but I don't really know if I want to invest the time in it.

I kind of want to give Octavia a go, or find myself a dps caster I like. No energy regen seems like it's kind of a buzzkill, though.

Could it be that you have too much freetime and too little money?

What if I only play sudoku and chess?

You're already dead on the inside, user.

I'm posting on Sup Forums just like you are. You tell me.

Or stab him with a pitchfork

Filthy Janna mains.

A USN Cleveland class WW2 Cruiser. I live 10km from the sea, it has 12 150mm (6in) guns with a range of 18km and 12 130mm (5in) guns with 15km range - I'd say I'm in for a bad day!

my level 4 Ranger in Divinity Original Sin 2 is coming to kill me, but thankful I have Bard from League of Legends acting as my protector.

I feel incredibly safe and not concerned what so ever.

Not directly, but Hearts of Iron 4 kinda does

Thank fucking god
I was worried we were swimming in underagefags here

Or hide him in an empty vault