Tell me user, why are you sad?

Tell me user, why are you sad?

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Because lige has no meaning

I can't find the meaning for "lige" on the internet user.
But cheer up! how about YOU give "lige" meaning.

Kuz I have a bent dick :mypenishealth.com/congenital-curvature.html


Mines downward

Hey man look up, there are girls out there who will like it as it may touch certain spots non-bent dicks can't. Also you might have an easyer time getting head as the dickhead doesn't constantly bump into his/her back throat. You are gonna be alright pal!

LOL yeah no

Maybe no maybe yes, you have to believe in yourself man!

More pissed than sad right now. Idiot coworker is trying to wreck my life after I scratched his car slightly with my door.

I don't know whether a subjective approach to life where you try to pick the world you like by your sheer will or an objective approach to life where you submit to social norms and try to make the best of what you have is better.
On the one hand, if nothing in this world really matters, why should I not strive for the highest goals? Why not go ahead and submit an application straight to fucking NASA while only being qualified for becoming a garbage truck repairman when we're all gonna die poor old men anyways? Why should I fucking care that I'm impending on other people's fun and freedom when I'm gaining situational advantages from it? If everybody else on this planet is just going to vanish from my life forever at some point, why should I give them any care?
On the other hand, what if I lose my few chances to mediocre successes by shooting for too high stars? What if I'm not as special, what if everyone, the people I hate and the people I love, the people I think are close-minded and braindead as well as the people I admire and strive to become are all the same and I never had a chance to break the norm anyway? What if there is no way to work towards a happy life and all I can do is sit and pray that I won't end up wherever I hate, being the small, worthless human I am? What if I have no power to change my world, and trying will only destroy me more?

These are about the only few things that keep me up at night. I don't worry about love too much and I'm competent enough to not have to fear financial or social damnation.

So...

your dick is a faucet?

You know what i do man? If someone messes with me in whatever way, i will mess with them 10x as bad. That way you assert dominance and crush the desire to mess with you. Believe in yourself and follow your gut dude!

Because I'm 24, virgin, no house, no wife, no kids.

If I follow my gut right now I'll be doing 25 to life, minimum. Fucker's gonna catch an axe if he's not careful.

We lost a icon tonight :( Mr Lahey

Othere people desire other stuff. To be high and mighty is not meant for everyone. You should strive to be happy with yourself and if you want you can take small steps in the future to increase your high and might. It just depends on how much time and effort you put into it.

Don't forget, "just" being happy is perfectly fine, lots of people want that but can't even reach it.

I know user it sucks, cherish the good memories and maybe drink in his name tonight!

Okay maybe don't go that far. You can also maybe mess with him 2-3x as bad, but do it very often?

I dont know how to ask my friend to let me suck his dick

But I grew to have in my heart the belief that nothing is impossible. Call me childish or whatever but I can't simply accept a reality where I'm just who I am. I want to be in control of my life, I want to be able to change tracks whenever I want.
It's not power or might or height or whatever Napoleon-esque stuff you're spouting that I crave, it's freedom of choice. I want to be fucking invincible, to visit mars, I want to travel around the world and I want to work in that one job I've been dreaming of all my life. But people keep talking about how such things are impossible to reach, and how everybody gets their designated spot by fortune. I call bullshit! My life should be what I make of it, not what I've been born with, but I have no idea if the people around me are just NPC robots who have no idea or if I'm truly just dillusional and happiness means compromising your goals.

Son, if you really want all that why are you on Sup Forums posting about it. Go out and make work of it. Remember to stay true to yourself!

On a scale of 1-10 how sure are you he would be okay with it?

6

You can always pull the old "that wasn't me" trick.
Straight up message him saying you really want to try sucking his dick once. If the awnser is less than favorable, make up an excuse that it was your brother or something in that direction.

Thank you, dub-san.
It's good to hear something like that every once in a while.

That is 7000% obvious,
Anonfriend will instantly leave their life.

No problem man, i have finally found happyness and i feel that more people deserve to feel good. If there is anything else, let me know!

wow good idea user

Doesn't have to be like that, maybe the friend is normie tier, gullible or he wants to be a little bi curious. He can always try!

this one girl i like doesnt like me back, not mad, just sad

Hey thats going to be alright buddy, maybe give it time, play hard to get or best of all, move on.
It's hard but if she is still in your life but she brings sadness to you it's better to remove her from your life.

No problem user! Were all gonna make it. In this case it's you sucking that dude's dick.

she's already a good friend but i just kinda got sad over the fact that she doesnt share my feelings

It's better than having a girl like you back but suddenly stopping for no reason and then leaving your life.
Happened for me once, it wasn't exactly the most ecstatic feeling in the world.

Perhaps playing hard to get will work, talk about other girls and things like that.
Nice dubs friend!

>I got friendzoned and saw her hugging with another dude.She was wearing my hoodie i gave her cuz she was cold

>horrible loneliness

>health problems (not obesity)

>im failing my studies

>Been depressed for 1,5 year

>Social problems


how could I be happy ?

by killing her with a knife
how can anyone even be so much of a whore

>depression
> anorexia
> ptsd
> being a neet since 2 years

Don't really fucking know why I am sad. Probably anxiety and depression kicking up again.

Ever time I think it is better, it just comes back stronger.

Only betas confess first user, that's why you got friendzoned.

If you treat her like a friend, you will get friendzoned.
Don't cater to her bullshit, you have to have a take it or leave it mentality.

You're not in love, you fucking retard. You're just worthlessly drooling over one female because she gives you more attention than others.

Go out, start a hobby, make friends = no more loneliness.

Visit a doctor.

Studies are your lazy asses fault.

Are you actually diagnosed with depression are you just being edgy because of all of your friendzoning and social problems?

You could be happy, you just don't want to put in the effort. :)

no friends, no gf, virgin, stressy at school, social anxiety, depressed, out of shape, eat like shit...
the usual

2 years ago dad died of cancer, was pretty depressed for a while but then found a girl on the internet. met her, dated her for like 8 months in a long distance relationship, moved together, bought a cat. everything was right where i always wanted things to be.

1 year later, late on rent, decide to start fucking people over on the internet, "sold" 47 iphones for about 50-200€ each- never sent the phones, police found out (obviously), got a criminal record and huge fines, sold pablo (cat), got evicted, back in a long distance relationship with my gf (we live 6h away from each other)

but life's good m8s, waiting for the judge to decide whether it's community service or jail time.

i finally asked a guy out and i've had a thing for him for a solid 2 years.
so basically he said he thinks dating is dumb but he'd try. so ffw to saturday, we makeout at a party and yknow good time.
but like he seemed like upset the next day and idk i asked where we stand and he just saved my messages and left me on read. so there goes that i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Can't sleep. Want rest.

>iphones
You're alright. Only retards buy iphones.

i always thought people who are dumb enough to be scammed, deserve to be scammed. on the other hand, people who are dumb enough to get caught, deserve to get caught so i'm not mad. just wish i had done things differently.

Cos I'm a 28 KV with no real friends.
Does anyone realise just how fucked (older) robots? I mean, we are well and truly fucked to the point where we are no longer be able to enter niches that used to accommodate robots and social outcasts. Hell, most of those niches are now doing well cos they were centred something constructive and created a common point for weirdos to socialise around. If I had joined anything in my late teens or even early 20s, no matter how stupid it was, I would probably be in a better place. Now even those niches are now too good for me.

Hell, even the furry fandom is beyond my reach with hard-bodied fags and (a handful of) slim babes with complex costume designs. (Kinda parallels how general cosplay has improved earlier.)

yeah rip john dunsworth

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