>try to commit suicide by shotgun >end up looking like this
And this, kids, is why you don't put the barrel under your chin. Find a nice, cozy corner, pull off your shoes, set the shotgun right in front of you, deepthroat that motherfucker so the barrel is angled to where the pellets will scramble the back of your brain (cerebellum), and SMASH THAT MUFFUGIN' TRIGGER with your toe.
Instant death guaranteed, you can thank me later. That's how you do a shotgun suicide. Don't end up like this dumb bitch, or worse, a literal vegetable.
If she wanted to kill herself before she'll definitely want to kill herself now..
Charles Taylor
Why not aim a bullet through your heart? Seems like a more romantic and less horrible looking death.
Eli Moore
or just chug a bottle of vodka along with some random medication in your cabinet. no physical scars
Anthony Perry
Probably high as a kite but there's some life left in that eye...
Jacob Adams
>pellets who the hell uses birdshot to commit suicide with? im using a double barrel with a 12 gauge buckshot and pulling both triggers at the same time no chances
Nathan Wright
Learned that shit from "To Kill a Mockingbird"; forgot who but they were talking about a bitch who did just that.
Jacob Adams
Best way to commit suicide by shotgun would just be to pull an ALOHA SNACKBAR and point it at some cops. They'll fill you full of holes and never feel bad
Logan Miller
This. Blowing your brains out with 00 buckshot/slug is pretty hardcore and messy
Jason Ramirez
What I don't get with this though, she clearly wanted to die. Comes in the hospital, and the surgeons say "oh, let me operate on this one, I can fix this". So she'll wake up and try again.
Is this perversion to try to fix her jaw and experiment on her instead of just giving her OD of morphene and have her expire with half her face off ?
Alexander Ramirez
Oh yeah good idea, I've always wanted a romantic death on account of being a huge raging faggot.
Hudson Clark
Doctors have to fucking try to save patients no matter what. They take an oath. They'd be in major shit for not doing all they can.
Asher Howard
>hey guys shes alive woo >never mind the rest of her life is now more suffering then ever before
They don't save people, they save customers.
Carter Barnes
Actually in a couple states there are laws set by very specific cases to allow medical professionals to terminate life-sustaining care on patients who are dead-set on not being alive. These laws, of course, only protect a doctor/nurse from conviction of murder, provided the patient gave conscious, uninfluenced, and and informed consent. Though I doubt anyone with half their face blown to hell can even speak
Joseph Wright
They can take people off life support.
Wyatt Howard
God's will something something murican nonsense
Meanwhile in Switzerland there are associations that provide you with a cup of whatever that makes you fall asleep and die painlessly without anybody having to scrub your brains off the wall.
David Wood
She's still a solid 4/10. Would bang.
Logan Hughes
As stated in my previous post , there are also states that allow lethal injection (Death with Dignity Acts). Some allow the doctor to prescribe and administer, some only let the patient do it. If you really, truly want to die, spend a little bit of money to move to a more enlightened state of the US and die peacefully But who knows, maybe after you move you may not even want to die anymore
Ryder Davis
>boo hoo why aren't tax payers paying for my suicide :(
Parker Russell
here's the BEFORE picture
Jeremiah Hernandez
So doctors should wield the power of life and death at their leisure. Sounds like a great idea.
Brayden Walker
>move to a more enlightened state of the US and die peacefully I hope you know you literally sound like a rick and morty redditor fedoralord.
Charles Clark
Buzz off memester, I'm only stating facts. Death by suicide is looked down on by people sitting so high they couldn't possibly understand the feeling so such lowliness that causes suicide. Ironic how a large majority of these people are well-to-do christian conservatives, but correlation doesn't always equal causation
Colton Perez
I wanna play a game.
Cooper Peterson
After the case is reviewed with a panel of peers,
Ayden Reyes
BEFORE DURING AFTER
Dylan Campbell
>Switzerland there are associations Um Nope Article 115 of the Swiss Criminal Code reads: "Inciting and assisting suicide: Any person who for selfish motives incites or assists another to commit or attempt to commit suicide shall, if that other person thereafter commits or attempts to commit suicide, be liable to a custodial sentence not exceeding five years or to a monetary penalty."
Lincoln Cox
>rick and morty redditor fedoralord. Go back to
Samuel Long
>pellets
a proper suicide by shotgun would use deer slugs
Carson Cook
most people end up hitting their lung due to popular misconception of where the heart is located so dying from a collapsed lung is fucking painful as fuck, but it also takes longer to die from and there's a likelihood you could still live based on some factors. i totally agree, why ruin everyone else's day who has to look at and clean that shit up.
Alexander Perez
Unbelievable. Anybody got a link to the story?
Grayson Perez
>haha look mom i made a meme xD How's your first week here going?
Thomas Williams
I'll fund yours kek
Lincoln Gomez
>a literal vegetable >literal Heh. Trolling is a art.
Hudson Clark
She's got a nice eye.
Adrian Bailey
always thought about suicide and had this fear
Nolan Williams
>thank me later topkek
Jaxon White
Because it takes a good 2 minutes before you actually die, retard
Asher Bailey
How is she going to suck dick now
Charles Nelson
humans can live for 2 minute without a heart. you heard it here first folks. Sup Forums medical exclusive.
Luis Nelson
Because you live. There's a surveillance cam of a guy doing this at a counter while standing, and he stays standing for a good 20 seconds.
Joshua Gomez
she looks pretty badass. experienced more than you fags ever have
Chase Jenkins
not that user, i think a lot of people would go into shock almost immediately given the amount of pain you'll feel from such a wound, so while technically you'll die in 2-3mins it seems like a safe bet you wouldnt even be conscious for that time.
Charles Davis
course you can you fucking spoon, you'll be alive until the brain runs out of oxygen
Easton Gonzalez
Through the hole in the top of her head.
Carson Morris
Ultimate shitpost
Robert Torres
Had a friend from high school do this last year. I don't know. It sounds relatively clean, and kind of quick, but the last 10 seconds of your life seem like they would be insanely painful and full of regret and fear
Samuel Gutierrez
it's very likely he hit his lung
Elijah Gomez
Let the skull fucking begin
Henry Lewis
>Both triggers No guns detected
Carson Wilson
or use a slug. or even better yet, dont do it at all
Justin Johnson
Make sure you take out home loans and spend that 500k on the best things in life before you kill your self.
buy a shitty house boat and get a lot of keroscene. Put the boat on fire and then kil l your self. You will burn aand turn to ash in the boat and no mesh left over, plus they cant id your body so no one knows you're dead
Luke Young
You'll either survive for a long painful death with failing organs or become a cabbage.
Lucas Wood
yeah but her method ended up with her alive, which is infinitely better than being dead... so no.
Liam Robinson
yeah, just like the fuckers who decide to get splatted by trains... never gonna work at a railway.
Luis Russell
>which is infinitely better than being dead Life is suffering and pain
Gavin Green
Why would you do this when you could just throw yourself a balloon party?
Daniel Reyes
Do you realise how hard it is to die? This will not kill instantly. There really isn't a sure fire way for an instant death. You're much better off with some kind of gas that replaces oxygen in your blood. You'll slowly fall asleep and die peacefully. Have to make sure you have a good hour to yourself though. Otherwise, you'll survive with brain damage.
Nathan Rivera
>no one knows your dead
>watch as a ghost as the banks lose their fucking minds trying to track you down for that 500k loan.
A hearty supernatural kek would be had
Thomas Allen
hey man I get it sometimes, but still being alive is the best, think in 20 years we will have robot waifus and if not liberals will have corrupted our society so much anything you could want to do will be acceptable...
Aaron Gomez
I'd rather leave my loved ones just the pain of my loss, not half a million in debt.
Cameron Kelly
>doesn't know a double barrel has 2 triggers
Elijah Reed
>death by hibachi aka carbon monoxide poisoning
it is VERY easy to fuck it up, speaking from experience.
Julian Price
They dont have to pay it, it is optional. The collection agency is allowed to contact family members ONCE and only ONCE, it is up the the family members on whether they decide on paying the debt.
Check up tax code bruh
Owen Kelly
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Thomas Cooper
>you thank me later
Julian Mitchell
>her method ended up with her alive, which is infinitely better than being dead >infinitely better than being dead >better than being dead >better >than >being >dead
Blake Gutierrez
This is why you use buckshot and a sawed off shot gun
Elijah Diaz
shit for real? I thought it was a sure thing. Have any idea if that's the case in the UK?
Josiah Rivera
>they dont have to pay it, it is optional
This can't be true. Why would anyone be like "you know what? I think I will take on that 500k debt. Why wouldn't i? My only other option is not to."
Charles Walker
her husband
Jordan Harris
I dont follow UK laws, but its quite easy to google
used to work at a pizza place guy came in looking similar to the woman pictured, face obviously not looking normal. older guy i work with says "thats whats you look like when you try to kill yourself and fail"
Zachary Harris
There's even easier and more convenient suicide methods than that, inert gas asphyxiation is completely painless, you just go to sleep
Nolan Edwards
>Kurt Cobain alternate ending
Jackson Reyes
It's a match made in hell.
Matthew Ramirez
>Dying is hard No it fucking isn't otherwise there'd be way fewer deaths. Maybe absolutely painless death is hard to pull off but if dying was hard all the terminal cancer patients could just think happy thoughts
Nathaniel Martin
Damn. She looks like she could ve been very cute. What A waste
Brody Ward
shopped
Owen Rogers
Kek
Daniel Roberts
A hero is born
Daniel King
well looky here, we got us a genuine Sherlock Homes here
Ryan Sullivan
Atleast now she's a happy plant
Dylan Rivera
no need to be Sherlock to tell... xD but thx
Adam Butler
TRUTH. That other user is a total niggot.
Leo Fisher
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Blake Green
Do you believe in santa clause as well?
Aaron Evans
thats KINO
Jordan Hall
i bet it's interesting getting succ of dick from that thot... I wanna cum in her eye socket
Andrew Edwards
kinda hot
Zachary Taylor
...
Angel Martinez
Underage b&. Gtfo nigger
Colton Nelson
She could make herself look like an android by masking the other half of face. I know I'd do that.
Thomas Stewart
>underage b& >says the underage
Wyatt Martinez
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Sebastian Turner
Swallowing the barrel or pointing it at the back of your head vs. barrel to the temple is like slicing down the street vs across the road.