Iraq v Australia gamethread

Starts in three and a half bongs, get hype

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unironically rooting for the iraqis

For me, it's IED

I can't wait for based timmy to save us once again with out shite Chinese level back 4. Kinda glad I'm at work for this game.

If Ange doesn't play Grant I'm going to REEEEEE

looking forward to it

what's his endgame

Finding a strategy that doesn't rely on Cahill

I think he genuinely loves coaching Australia and wants us to do well

What does a national team coach do 99% of the time?

Try to earn money for yourself by advising foreigners how to dodge transfer rules of your own football association

1 hour to go lads

its shaping up to be an explosive encounter

Thoughts on lineup?

>switching to a 3-2-4-1
Langerak; Degenek, Milligan, Wright; Jedinak, Luongo; Kruse, Mooy, Irvine, Leckie; Juric.

This.

Just want the sport to die in Australia desu.

It's Shia to be an exciting match.

...

>not being multicodetural
I don't understand how you can hate a sport

fuck me one of the players looks like a "literal" girl.

Iraq will probably win this based on that faggot alone.

>reality cunt being wrong per usual and the game's not started yet

just based off my research and what I've read, this Australian team is even softer than those of the previous generations.

Iraq will win this 1-0.

>I'm such a sad cunt I let the very existence of a sport piss me off

elite truthbomb

I played the game at semi-pro level and have good reasons to hate it.

Our players can be shit but anges elite 3-2-4-1 formation will lead to victory lads

>just based off my research
Post sources fagget
oh wait you can't

Degenek is a gun.

3-1 Aussies

>playing wogball
Real Estate Chunky confirmed major league pussy
How many contemporary dance solos did you do when you got tapped on the leg, cunt

>no Matt Ryan
Why

He's inconsistent

Where does this other cunt play?

Except I wasn't like that at all. I left the game because I was "literally" too hard for it. People would flail around and cry every time I went near them. Even my club disliked the way I played despite the fact that I "literally" carried them to the top division.

german league 2

"Literally" show us which player you are.
Your details will "literally" exist on the Internet if you've played in the top division of a semi-pro league.

execute fatt leckie

i am sick of this meem

I played in the late 90s, so no they aren't available.

>LE MAT XDXD

kys

Teach me to meme

Yes they "literally" are
ozfootball.net/ark/Players/PIndex.html

>those old nike kits

i miss them

>won't even reply
Reality Check on aborted narrative watch

>kruse

his his match fitness 100% from socceroos games last 2 years?

i hope he does well in choyna

stuttgart to be exact

well my name isn't there. It should be, but it's not and I have a pretty good feeling why it isn't there..

>3 at back
>one is a midfielder
Is Ange a genius?

its probably because you are lying

I don't care what you think, I "literally" have nothing to prove to you. I know what I've done in my life and that's all that matters.

>I know what I've done in my life

sit on Sup Forums and spread lies

>I didn't want to be right anyway

Yeah I've fibbed about a few things occasionally. I only started doing it when people kept saying I make shit up, like being semi-pro at soccer (which is actually a truth). The irony is that I only fib about a few minor things, which don't even get a mention amongst the anons. But as soon as I recall a past anecdote about my life every pleb on here goes crazy and claims I'm making shit up, when I'm clearly not.

clearly.

you've convinced me mate.

>I'm clearly not
wrong, even if you are telling the truth (you're not), you have provided zero evidence, so you certainly aren't 'clearly' not

>semi-pro top division footballer in NSW is not recorded in the most comprehensive database of NSW players available
>"I have a pretty good feeling why it isn't there.."
It's because it's your aborted narrative, cunt.
Even if it is true, it means you're a >40 year old Sup Forums user, which is so sad.

You got the tisms mate

Why are they playing in Tehran?

Just a reminder to filter all trippies

Iraq is too dangerous m8

this same colour shirt and shorts combo does not work with this shitty shade of yellow.

need some green shorts to break it up imo desu

they look like big bananas

holy hit this stadium and pitch is a shithole

to be expected from a third world nation.

I was "literally" 16 when I played seniors you dumb shit.

Even if I were a 40 year old, much better spending your later years on here, than being 21 when you should be out banging prime pussy.

That continously blowing horn is annoying me

>he is still arguing

OBSESSED

>played senior football in late 90s at age 16
>is roughly 36 now
Oh my god, he's actually that old

looks so uncomfy stadium desu

The only one obsessed is you. The fact that you so desperately want me to believe I made my past up, because it sounds so magically great (protip, it wasn't), just goes to show how mentally weak and insignificant you really are.

Official AFC channel's got a stream up lads
youtube.com/watch?v=HSMn-g8pw00
Oh wait, it's blocked in Australia

>terrorists with no names on shirts
>can go blow shit up later without getting identified

hahaha

he just keeps going

>he can't root anyone as a 21 year old so has to spend his life on Sup Forums

Pathetic.

I'm not 36 yet, but your 30s will creep up on you sooner than you think, kid. I'm tipping you'll still be on here arguing with me about divegrass.

>OUCHHH I GOT KNICKED IN THE FACE BETTER ROLL ON THE GROUND AND SCREAM IN PAIN!!

Why are Soccer players such numales?

Reminder that you were 16 in the "late 90s", which means you're roughly 36 right now, which means you are a man in his thirties, fishing for attention with a tripcode on a chink cartoon imageboard
Please escort yourself to the nearest noose

This.

Iraq is unironically looking more likely to score, meanwhile these cucks on here are hanging off every minute of this "intense" game.

Yeah I get it, I hit a nerve. Move on, or look up tips on social skills on the web.

Don't watch it then you pathetic cunt. Jesus Christ imagine being in your thirties watching a sport you hate on purpose just to cry about it

goodness, you should stop.

>the 40 year old tripfag on a Tibetan basket weaving conglomerate giving advice on social skills

Mate your larping fantasies and shitposting is great stuff fucking hell haha

>go away and stop bullying us x'(

nah I think I'll stay here until half time, or Iraq score.

>be typical fat kid in primary school
>picked on by classmates all year round
>never stood out in anything
>live in poor family in some country bogan shed
>never amount to anything
>grow up
>be thirty
>still achieved nothing in life
>still a NEET
>realise you've wasted nearly half your life being a loser and you're fully incapable of fixing it before you're put in a home
>invent online persona
>live in fantasy world with hot wife and kid
>invent story of tax evasion
>invent story of fleeing to Indonesia
>invent story of being rich
>invent stories of banging muslims
>invent stories of being complimented by Matthew Lloyd
>invent stories of being a sports star with the added "I would have gone pro but..." kicker
>go to Chinese cartoon imageboard
>put on tripcode
>brag about your life
>document everything you "did" to make your narrative airtight
>invent expert tipping gimmick
>fail hard
>continue to brag about yourself
>masks the fact that you're in your thirties
>masks the fact that you're still a NEET
>masks the fact that you'll probably have to live on the street soon
>masks the fact that you'll still never amount to anything
>masks the fact that your dead body won't be found for a year because nobody visits your house
imagine being reality check

NEETing, and from time to time going to big club games to pretend you are deciding which players to start. literally the dream job ever possible.

>bullying

i know you finished school in the 80s, but i don't think you know what bullying is

>m-muh semi-pro career
is not bullying, we are all collectively laughing at how pathetic a person you are

Reality Check on truth-bombed watch

Iran looks comfy as fuck

btw enjoy the (You)

its probably the only sense of achievement you get these days

Socceroos suck man. Sydney and Melbourne would be like 2 up by now

absolutely soporific so far

how do you guys plan on watching 90 minutes of this?

Depends whose manager you are. Managing some team that isn't even expected to make tournaments is comfy as all fuck. But if you're managing that group of teams, that neither have the quality of players to make tournaments just off the depth you have to choose from, but are still expected to qualify for tournaments, you can easily get fired for losing 3 games in a campaign if it results in your team missing out on qualification.

being a socceroos fan is suffering mate

you aren't doing it right if you enjoy yourself

Are there any Shias in Australia?

hey fellas,
are we supposed to win this game or what?
is a draw good?
going to try and watch it, looks a bit wet

Honk honk

Honk

>Aaron mooy
>considered best player to ever play at huddersfield
>people consider him a shot for man city next year
>literally cannot make a pass in this team
Wtf man

based RC BTFOing wogs l, r and c

This is fucking painful to watch

Cow paddock is the great equalizer.

how many (You)'s do you lads hope to have in your mid 30's?

lmao stupid nigger

>be typical fat kid in primary school
>picked on by classmates all year round
was homeschooled
>never stood out in anything
was very talented in sports, but other than that you're right. I did win an art competition in France once though.
>live in poor family in some country bogan shed
actually I never really "lived" anywhere, family travelled to many countries and I joined. Mostly based in Central Coast though until I moved to Melbourne later on.
>never amount to anything
well I became an account executive for an advertising company, more than most people have on here
>grow up
>be thirty
>still achieved nothing in life
this is partially correct. I have some regrets about not following in my parent's footsteps and becoming a doctor. I've violated my wife's trust more than I'd care to admit, so the success from here is trying to maintain that and raise my daughter well.
>still a NEET
It's true I'm NEET, but I still have plenty of money so don't need to worry about it.
>realise you've wasted nearly half your life being a loser and you're fully incapable of fixing it before you're put in a home
Being put in a home is not a very nice thing to wish on anyone. I'm confident that I can avoid that, but you never know.
>invent online persona
>live in fantasy world with hot wife and kid
>invent story of tax evasion
>invent story of fleeing to Indonesia
>invent story of being rich
>invent stories of banging muslims
>invent stories of being complimented by Matthew Lloyd
>invent stories of being a sports star with the added "I would have gone pro but..." kicker
all of this stuff is "literally" true.

continued

This is like watching sunday league, where everyone was out on a bender the night before

We """should""" win but Socceroos

A draw would be pretty disastrous