ITT:Rules that exist because of you

ITT:Rules that exist because of you

no taking a shit in the urinal at my old high school.

the problem was they couldn't get me in trouble, because it didn't have any actual bathroom rules anywhere in the student handbook or posted visibly anywhere.

"No dead mascots"

I ruined the makeup credit class for my highschool.
I made up 4 one semester classes in 4 weeks, for a total 20 credits.
Apparently they didn't have a cap on it because everyone else was a lazy nigger.

Nice.

>No fake blood
>No pamphlets that have to do with the following, Euthanasia, The Soviet Union,Lesbians or gays,youth in Asia,Flame throws,North Korea,
>No playing the penis game In any language
>no claiming to be Jesus
>no wearing chainmail armor
>no creating fake meth labs
>No traumatizing children
>No cardboard cut outs of Ronald McDonald
>No asking teachers that aliens exist
>No dissassembling door knobs
>of user does anything suspicious It shall be taken Note of

>no racing zone

>no high powered ammunition on the 50yd range
Shooting 5.56 from an ar, was kicking dirt and rocks back all the way to the firing line
>spent shotgun shells have to be picked up
Told the guy I had a lot of shells I needed to get rid of, went through 3-400 shells between me and 2 friends. We left in a hurry and didn't think to clean up, next time we came back there was a new rule

Also some dude shot himself in the arm so now you have to leave the firing line to strip/clean your guns

Extra extra bacon is 8 strips of bacon in addition to the strips that comes on the bacon poutines at the local restaurant.

>What I did
Walked into the strip club and watched the naked ladies dance. Bought nothing.

>The rule
Two drink minimum and a cover charge

> What I did
Walked into a McD's, bought nothing. Went into the men's room and peed all over the place

> The rule
Restrooms for customers only.

> What I did
Watched porn in a public library

> The Rule
All public libraries have web-blocking software

I like this. This is a good thread.

>Be me
>Freshman year of college
>Vassar has a tradition of freshmen "serenading" the senior as they arrive on campus after orientation
>Our orientation leaders decide to go all out
>Freshmen of Lathrop decide we're going to write the nastiest remix of queen songs all mashed together into a grossly sexual innuendo
>Serenading day arrives
>people are literally pouring bottles of vodka from balconies into the waiting mouths of freshmen like birds feeding their chicks
>dildo-shaped syrenges filled with jungle juice being carried around in buckets by Juniors in togas
>it's insane
>seniors are running from house to house, pelting freshmen with whipped cream, ketchup, glitter, and pouring vodka ontop of it all
>drunken freshman class stumbles up the hill
>here's the part of serenading nobody warned us about
>after singing to the seniors, we get to compete for a Wii
>the judges are the college administration
>Lathrop, covered in shit and drunk out of our minds, starts singing
>people are literally too drunk to care and taking off their clothes
>two people were literally fucking in the grass


Serenading is no longer a tradition at Vassar

> What I did
Slipped a micky into a girl's drink and tried to rape her

> The rule
Never leave your drink unattended

Only one person allowed in the shower at
once. This is from when I was in dorms at college. I fucked this one chick when we were shitfaced while having a shower. Mind you this was like at 3 am. So I thought it wouldn't matter, but apparently someone was taking a shit and complained to our RA. And I got in trouble and had to clean that shower.

I'll take shit that never happened for 500

>4chins not blocked on school computer
>brows 4chins durring networking class for junior and senior year
>4chins gets blocked

I also got using VPNs banned from using them to go to game sites. Everyone with a computer class was doing it at that point. was a sad day when we could slack off on the interwebs no longer

>What I did
Put a pack of crayons in the microwave

>The rule
No one is allowed to use the microwave without supervision

>What I did
Bought an old Soviet Gas Mask and went from class to class saying Al-Qaeda had just gassed the gym and ordered everyone to evacuate the school.

>The rule
No person over 30 years old is allowed to be on school campus alone without supervision

>What I did
Groped a woman during a security pat down

>The rule
Only female agents can touch female passengers

I don't know if it counts but...

>what I did
hung upside down on pullup bars, fell off, broke wrist

>what happened
pullup bars were removed

>I don't know if it counts but...

Of course it counts.

ITT we celebrate every small victory.

You ruined something for everybody! Yeah, you user.

No planting fake drugs in the jury box to make a point about "constructive" possession during jury selection.

>What I did
Snuck into empty class rooms and wrote obscene poems and drew genitals on the whiteboards.

>The rule
All unused classrooms must be locked.

I worked overnights for the public schools. On occasion would have a bbq for lunch in the parking lot out front. Lunch time was 3am. New rule no more parking lot cookouts