Eternal /trb/ Perfect woman edition

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First for retarded fans

tfw fans in pc case are failing and I'll fuck it up if I try and replace them myself

I may be at a club I care nothing about, and playing most games on key highlights at full speed, but getting decimated by Lord Bendtner is something I may never be able to move on from.

your reminder that bendtner joined norwegian football

the Montserrat Messi putting on an nba-style post up play

Seventh for OP youngsters

That's harsh

Fucking hell, Dortmund. What are you doing

>deny a single shot
>fail to win
ffs lads ruined the screenshot

This is a massive achievement for me, I stopped playing a save for like 5 days and managed to make myself carry on playing it instead of making a new save

Tikitaka status: achieved
behold muh tikitaka goal guys
youtu.be/ap6EEWoWacM

>contrôle de balle

>caring about possession

duh the build up play for the goal is beautiful

>The Shitty of Shitty

not bad

man these things are actually amazing

terrible, because they are accurate, but amazing

>Kieran Swain

>I left early

Not sure which the best ever 'I left early' story is. A coventry fan who rang into the radio show complaining of a draw only to be told they won 2-0 or parents leaving a match at 80 minutes only to miss their son scoring a hatrick

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Give me more, you fucking skinflints. How am I supposed to win the league with this shit? I'd be lucky to finish top 6

Got damn jew marketing. But yeah, I'll try it.

>Give me more, you fucking skinflints. How am I supposed to win the league with this shit? I'd be lucky to finish top 6
I really hope this is supposed to be a joke.

Here we go again then.

I mean that's only about 1.3 Pogbas isn't it

We bottled it twice in a row now, surely the lads can't fuck this up again...

>Give me more, you fucking skinflints. How am I supposed to win the league with this shit? I'd be lucky to finish top 6

In fm13 money it's like 4 pogbas

> De Gay

I'll take it, I guess.

Oh, baby...

Final verdict on FM17?
Predictions for FM18
Why is every game cracked but FM17 when I finally decide not to buy?

FM17: less meme crosses than 16
FM18: more bullshit that's not better match engine and AI

Anotha one. If only he wasn't injury prone, so he could do this more often...

don't forget to preorder it lad!

Please, let's not have a meltdown now.

/De Gay/ having a nightmare.

They'll be dancing in the streets of Rasenballsport Leipzig tonight

We've done it, finally we won the fucking thing. Think I'll stay one more season, try to win the quintuple and then fuck off to a comfier save. Kinda full of Red Bull by now, tbqh.

>0 CCC's

.gentlemen ,bets your place

>Englel

Wales

>Dat Wayols
>Dat Bendtner

Wayols

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Wales to edge it 2 - 1

youtube.com/watch?v=8s7VIdYqgtY

Croatia

any good target men tactics, boys? never used them myself

treat him like a tall F9. Use IFs.

Any supportive striker role goes with either a "False 10" or a finishing striker. So TM, F9, Treq, DLF goes with Poacher, AF, IF, SS, RMD. CF(S) can act as a lone striker although he also enjoys the company of a finisher.

WHAT ARE THE RESULTS, BUTTERS

rip the welsh dream

This is remarkably close to the actual event.
>Portulel vs some literally where outsider
>Germany vs the team they will go out against

I'm being slow because of contract renewals

What happens if you let your contract expire? Does it just go month to month? And if so does that mean there's no compensation needed for a new job

>Does it just go month to month?
Yes.
>And if so does that mean there's no compensation needed for a new job
Changes nothing in the FM World considering you can just resign whenever.

Yeah but IIRC resigning actually hurts your rep more than being fired

Wish you could do a Pulis and spend most of one job paying off your breach of contract fee from the last job

OH SHIT 3MB update

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>Italy winning the Euros
what should have been ;_;

>Yeah but IIRC resigning actually hurts your rep more than being fired
You plan to manage in a big club like a filthy casual? Then it doesn't matter.

>not wanting underdogs to win it

No I'm planning to manage in a billion tiny leagues so I need the rep to work my way up

CA TE NA CCIO

It'll just be something to push sales if people are doing the free weekend since it coincided with that. Won't be anything to affect people who have already bought it I bet.

>Balotelo

The difference is startling.

lyl

FM13 edition

>De Rossi
Denmark won the whole thing lads

>Jordan Shithead
>10.0
Does not compute.

>playing FM 1992

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ITS HAPPENING

WALES

>Giovinco
;_;

He seems satisfied with life at the moment.

I know basically everybody here has seen it anyway but the FM documentary is available to watch free atm if anybody hasn't seen it.
Its a decent giggle desu but a handful of the stories are bullshit. Still a worthwhile watch if you're not doing much.
goal.com/en/news/24072/video-games/2017/03/23/33939252/video-watch-the-football-manager-documentary

Its not happening.

Equalizer was a foul on the keeper, too.

Playing in a league with less than a 30 game season is unbearable

so much holiday/spacebar mashing time

Ukraine was a cunt for me.

Mite be good?

Is it worth buying fm17 if I have good time with fm16?

Someone post that Chinese cap with all the negative reviews

My HDD died so I lost all my /trb/ memes

runs better, crosses less OP, more danish names

That's just about it

>Forgetting about the grass

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>not playing in 2D Classic

>Possessing a toaster
Were you the one who was responsible for Burter's monitor by any chance?

Cheers shitposter, now give me a Skeptische Boskamp

what did Fatty Spread do with his monitor?

have a Skeptische Hazard instead.

filtered

post a Boskamp

It's been "replaced" since FM14 pretty much... according to him.

I don't get what you are trying to say tBh

>that mitch feel

When a decent player wouldn't cost an arm and a leg.

Got bored of my unemployment challenge, I'm with Napoli in 2027.

Any ideas for a game where I can build a lower-to-midtable club in the top division of any country?

Try Holland.

Try to break into in top the 2/3 in Portugal, you'll get plenty of lower league goats to help.

Ayy, we did it, with 6 games to go. How bad are we going to get rekt in the Superliga?

Always love a good Storm out after a loss desu