User, are there any dubs in the vehicle?

user, are there any dubs in the vehicle?

No officer.
Just these quads.

uhhh nno, why do you ask?

welly, welly, welly, welly, WELL then, i've got your dubs right here, my droogs

n - no sir

guess nobody has dubs after all, carry on lads

No seƱor. How about we let this go and forget this happend?

lol damn police didn't suspect a thing

Alright bub, if you seem so confident, pop the trunk and let me take a look inside

fuck no... nothing here sir

fuck you pig, search this

M-me? D-d-dubs? Officer, y-you insult m-me!

No dubs here.

Sir step out of the vehicle with your hands where I can see them

Nothing here sir

STROP RIGHT F-FUCKING THERE WITH THOSE T-T-TRIPS, IM WARNINGING Y-YOU

*Dispatch* Do you need backup sir?

tbh you gotta look around yourself, CHECK EM.

FUCK YOU PIG

YES WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN THOSE TRIPS GOT ME GOOD

Ahh fuck, bail

hell nah

If I just give them to you will you let me off with a warning?

These are not the dubs you are looking for.
*waves hand*

I'm here for you officer

officer I assure you I have only have singles

I promise not officer

Whats that i smell, could it be dubs?

Hands where we can see them sir

We have a spy officers, take him down!

Mayhaps

No dubs here sir

let me see

MORE TRIPS, I NEED IMMEDIATE BACKUP

It's not against the law to have dubs. I want to talk to the sheriff. I don't need this shit.

Not so fast bucka roo

No sir. Let me pop the trunk for you

STOP THE VEHICLE

Sir please step out of the vehicle

Yes sir. No dubs. I didn't lie. Just trips i swear.

I guess you're ok. Drive safe, now.

I'm not rich enough to afford those fancy dubs officer, all I've ever had is singles.

phew

dubs not stubs

yes

Repeating digits are pleasing to people with classic autism. These people enjoy recognizing patterns and are often infatuated with numbers.

The very definition of mental illness.

Look it up, it's fairly common knowledge.

Thank you sir have a nice day.

No...

yes, officer, I do have dubs and I would like to show you my state-issued carry license

Of course not sir

no dubs in this vehicle officer