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News:
>Verstappen rule is RIP
>Red Bull and Mercedes had to change their suspensions
>Everybody shits on Honda
>It has been a nice off-season for us

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motorsport.com/f1/news/force-india-s-overweight-car-prompts-extreme-diet-for-perez-884972/
youtube.com/watch?v=vLoI_UXkcS4
youtube.com/watch?v=P2xfWHONOz0
vid.me/4qPt
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

First for Lee gets her tits out

front row for being tracked down by WAGlad

>Crofty says...
>Ted does...
This shit should be banned from the bingos

Soon

>Summer Steam:
>Summer

tfw southern hemisphere still best hemishpere

Pics and links please

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I posted it almost everyday for the last week and no one complained except for a britbong about grammar, you had your chance Hans

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SO EXCITED

Yeah because 90% rely on shitty Sky UK streams. Poorfags I swear...

motorsport.com/f1/news/force-india-s-overweight-car-prompts-extreme-diet-for-perez-884972/

Well that shouldn't be an issue any more lad

>it's Q3 and Mercedes are a second faster than everyone else

what do we do if this happens lads? I can't take 4 years of this.

almost half a full day until fp1

In case you missed it:

Drivers press conference:
Group 1: youtube.com/watch?v=vLoI_UXkcS4
Group 2: youtube.com/watch?v=P2xfWHONOz0

Sky F1, F1 Report - Australia preview
vid.me/4qPt

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Two times two full quarters of a half a full day to go xD

>dat group 1
based
>dat group 2 tho
why would anyone watch this

I was more wondering why they would have 3 top drivers, and one backmarker in group 1.

is fernando depress?

for Tricky to bully obviously

m8, he literally tried to kill himself.

I think vettel will do better this year, really think he can beat 40 year old kimi, he's hardly backmarker status.

I'll assume this sounded a lot funnier in your head.

Or maybe you just need to have been eating a salty diet since 2010 to find it hilarious.

Oh that's sad.

What's it been like 5 years now since he had a contending car? So many wasted years.

>Oh that's sad.

>protip: memeing, may not have actually happened.

It might though :^)

fuck off hans we're full

BTFO

Top 3 incoming

fuck off hans

"no"

[laptimes intensify]

Mercedes is a strippers name, no one can deny that.

Do male strippers name themselves after cars too?

boats

Nice showerthought.

Interdasting.

Sorry to inform you lad but I made that up

where I live the only people that drive mercedeses are asian international students with rich daddys and old women

the spoiled kid stereotype was true even in the 80's

you could just replace it for the german version with: "Sascha says something stupid and gets corrected by Marc Surer."

Was this a while ago? I don't remember any shitstorm.

2007 or 2008 iirc.

winter testing in 2008, then again at the 2009 spanish gp

Testing, 2008.

0 half-full days till fp1, lads

What is this about?

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ebin

>familly

what did they mean by this

What has science done?

he needs this to stand up to the bully

>science still can't fix his ugly face

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too poor to afford education, hence their racism

He mentioned something interesting, Newey is pursuing new research. He claims what they’re doing in Milton Keynes is the missing piece... a weapon to surpass metal gear.

What will come before? Genetical engineered drivers or exoskeletons assist? Will liberty media allow those?

>snack ready for tomorrow
>beverages in the coldest part of the fridge
>laptop screen cleaned for moar HD

H Y P E
Y
P
E

Oh fug I completely forgot practice is early enough that it is tonight.

>reminder

>tfw the only Internet I have is muh damned cell phone

any euros staying up for FP1?

I've got some good Belgian blonde (beer, not women (tfw no Belgian gf)) in the house for Sunday, might break out the champers if Gimi or Buttass win

What will you be drinking, /f1/?

Looks like a generic motorcycle helmet teenage girls wear when driving around on their scooters. In other words: it's shit

I plan to

>tfw higher education but racist in the sense that I accept there are physiological and cognitive differences between the average population of each race because that has been proven by scientific research but still treat everyone based on their individual merit except Lewis because he is a lizard

I am!

Will the MWA meme finally die this season?

>watching f1 on a laptop

pls tell me that isn't your race setup. how can one shitpost effectively without a dedicated screen?

dunno yet, probably from my favorite local lager brewery that I have sitting around. they do lager versions of most beers up to the double ipa level so it won't be totally weak. snacks also tbd.

yes i already purchased the hot wings that will keep me comfy

>pls tell me that isn't your race setup. how can one shitpost effectively without a dedicated screen?

>an American telling an Australian how to shitpost

Bitch please. Next you're going to be telling the Finns how to be autistic.

sleeping first then waking up early, fuck doing all nighters desu

sup guys. haven't been here during the winter break. did i miss something worthwhile? i've heard ferrari is quite good and force india is pink. anything else? cheers

>toothpaste
Alarm clock for FP2 it is

You can't escape us

Yo listen up,
there was a story
about a little guy
who lived in a blurred house

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And all day, and all night
everything he sees is blurred
like him, inside and outside

>>>/global/rules/13

I can try

You'll only wear yourself out.

I'll shut up
No need for all that

didn't he go on hiatus?

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That's not an avatar since it's two different characters.

>poomula one

>Main race at ass o clock on Sunday morning
>Missus giving me hell because I'm going to be at home drinking and watching F1 instead of church with her
>Missus mad because she wants to do the same but her parents would flip if she wasn't there

Got a six pack of Castle on the chill. Vodka as well for if its MWL

who said avatar posting is restricted to a single character?

repeatedly attaching the same anime images to your posts in multiple threads, for the sole purpose of differentiating yourself from other Sup Forums users, like the anime german has been doing, fits the definition of avatar posting, you agree?

>get to watch F1
>don't have to listen to fairy tales about how you're going to """""hell"""""

Sounds good to me, m80

>watching f1 on a laptop

>who said avatar posting is restricted to a single character?

The person who defined what an avatar is, you dumb fucking faggot.

>HWL in 2017 might just be hell though

>using reaction images from a single genre is avatarfagging
fuck off

At least German anime poster adds to the thread.

Noel poster is just "HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME, I'M LE NOEL POSTER".

only till next Wednesday

>church
are you 80?

>At least German anime poster adds to the thread.

>>>/global/rules/3
>You will not post any of the following outside of Sup Forums: flames

if Noelposter were to post a different member of Oasis in each post for, again, the sole purpose of differentiating yourself from other posters and getting attention while not providing quality content (that's a rule too you know >>>/global/rules/6 ), would you agree that is avatarposting?

There's a difference between simply using an anime reaction image, and repeatedly doing so while roleplaying as a misbehaving BDSM sub while not posting anything relevant to F1

I guess the mods don't see it that way, since I haven't been banned in forever.

Keep being wrong and butthurt, maybe you'll get promoted to janny eventually.

If I subscribe to the monthly F1 access in the official F1 app now, will the access last until mid April-ish or only until the end of march?

I know it's only 3€ anyway, but I'm a fucking jew when it comes to wasting money.

>inb4 hurr durr why pay for something you can get for free online