When is the last time your condom broke Sup Forums?

When is the last time your condom broke Sup Forums?

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When I was 12

>b me
>year ago
>was this girl i met at a bar.
>putting condom on in the bathroom
>breaks
>trick girl into thinking i have it on
>baby 10 mnths later

The end

Once, now i just simply dont use them.
Problem solved.

when I lived in Australia. The woman it broke in was psycho and I was afraid she'd not take plan b but she did. I do remember watching all the cum ooze out of her vagina quite fondly

Bitch just doesn't know how to put a condom
Just fuck her in the ass to avoid pregnancy XD

are you seth rogan?

Oh dude, seriously user?
My condolences. Why didnt you make an omlette out of it?

XDDDD
SO FUNNI user
8D

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Never, I'm a bottom

Fuck, got me.

I keep seeing this fucking gif getting posted in cuck bait threads, and I always wonder: who is that semen demon?

Aint gotta wear no condom cince me sis git thems tubes all tied up

Yo porn on YouTube!: m.youtube.com/watch?v=n5-M9Y6NSVs

When I put it on the exact wrong way for the purpose of exaggerating it's size, like in the gif.

When I was 16 and had my first girlfriend we broke a whole box of condom in a night because we had no idea how they worked. Couldn't fuck her until she was on the pill, which worked out great for me because I couldn't stay hard with a condom anyway.

hasn't mattered in over a decade thank fuck for my vasectomy
saved my ass once or twice when some slut comes to me with "user good news we're pregnant"
jokes on them

>implying I use condoms
>implying I have sex

i don't buy tiny condoms and ask a prostitute with sharp nails to pull it on my dick like a fucking retard so never.

Who is she?

9 months before I was born.

Had a close call once. Some girl I know went into my car when it was parked outside my place (kept it unlocked since nothing in it was worth more then a window) and stole the box of condoms I had in it. S
Found out a few months later one broke and she was knocked up.

About 9 months before I was born

>fucking this sweet petite piece of ass
>felt so great I came faster then expected
>pulled my meat out after and realized the rubber is shredded.
>told her everything will be fine maybe.
>called me couple months later saying period not coming.
>told her to meet me so we can secretly visit doctor to check if she was pregnant.
>told me she can't cause she is at school.
>I am so shocked my heart slows.
>asked her what school she talking about.
> ***** Academy
>Ask what grade
>8th
>I am still hiding in my basement.

Sauce?

Was fucking my now gf's friend a second time in the morning. She was wet af the night before but after a while it was pretty dry. Only time it has happened to me, normally would pay more attention I guess

It's Riley Reid and Mandingo. Shouldn't be too hard to find.