What's the best way to make money illegally? Have you ever robbed anyone or any place?

What's the best way to make money illegally? Have you ever robbed anyone or any place?

I once looked through cars in a wealthy neighborhood and made a decent bit off of loose money and gadgets

do you know how much a kidney worth?
,you have two
,you need just one,
do the math
don't forget the liver
your dick is probably useless anyway
but that another topic

start a TISM cover band.

haha, i bought this radio adapter that lets me play music from my phone on my car's old radio. thing cost all of fifteen bucks, but someone broke into my car and stole it, probably because they saw it was plugged into the cigarette lighter and figured it was expensive. i would have liked to have seen their face when they tried to sell it. "you won't give me FIVE BUCKS FOR IT?

>dig through trash at local wal-mart
>collect discarded receipts
>shoplift items on receipt
>return items for cash
be familiar with store return policies on items like electronics and shit
make sure you steal the right item - check the product number on the receipt with the one on the shelf

>What's the best way to make money illegally?
Cargo theft. Statistically, most profit for least risk.

What sort of cargo could someone steal and then sell though

You can only sell your kidney if you don't drink or smoke. Organ traffickers don't want it otherwise.

Pay varies hugely, but you'll probably get about $5000

Anything, really. Food is good because it's untraceable and customers eat the evidence. Quick turn-around is what you want. The key is to find buyers before you even get the cargo.

Everything. Find new friends with connections to large criminal enterprises and sell to them.

If someone is shipping it, then it's valuable. THINK.

this is such a broad question. white collar crime and insider trading is the most profitable, but you probably don't have access to that. Second is identity theft, you need to buy banking information from hackers mostly these days because everything is going paperless. you can buy chunks of info for bitcoin. some work, some don't, and there's a lot of fakes so watch out. I can imagine you could make some money with drugs on the darknet these days but you really have to know what you're doing. Then you have drug dealing, high-risk, high-reward but you have to know a good supplier. I did some protection jobs for some local dealers for a few large deals that went down after I got out the military but it wasn't worth it, risk was too high and I really regret it. You can try growing some plants too, but once again you have to know what you are doing botany-wise. Street-level crime doesn't pay jack shit and you'll just wind up in jail. You're probably white too. Just get a job like a regular working stiff.

the system isn't designed to work in favor for people who make money from crime. unless you do it for some short term gain, you will end up in jail/prison/dead. obey the system

A scanner and a printer.
Just don't try to pass the bills or you'll get v&

How much are you looking to make?

enough to put a weiner in my butt

Give fake bills in bulk to criminals by paying for goods and services, or sell fakes for real bills

Bump

Rob a casinos cash hold. You're going to need an employee in your crew to get a layout and guns in case anything goes bad. Kidnap whoever can open it and gain access. ik a casino near me has 1mil in a regular safe. No idea who has keys to it though

the best combination of profit / risk levels

Fun fact - most new printers will not scan money now.