I wake up extra early to go to the gym before class...

I wake up extra early to go to the gym before class. I refuse to use the showers so I use baby wipes instead so I don’t stink. However my junk gets pretty gamey, so a buddy of mine suggested to use “nair” to remove the hair and be able to get a full wipe. Thoughts on nair? Advice?

Note: I don’t use razors because I don’t want to cut my balls open.

Nair isn't for pubes. You'll get burned pretty bad

Some people said if you do it at lower time intervals it wont burn you.

this fag is right about nair burning pretty bad, try bengay instead.

How bad could it be?

I'm not willing to test that theory. All I know is that I had to use it on my shoulder and armpit when I was 17 the night before I got shoulder surgery. You have to set a timer and as soon as it goes off you literally have to run to start wiping it off with a wet towel because it goes from tongling to burning within seconds. My whole shoulder was beat red by the time I was done and I was putting a cold wet towel on it just to try and sooth the burning feeling. Pretty sure on the bottle it specifically says not to use on pubes

How long did you set it for? I hear between 8-10 in most cases to get it off your skin in that bubble. But I want to try 5-7 and see if the lingering chemicals will get rubbed off.

Also been told my balls could fall off. Not sure how plausible that theory is but it sounds like acid.

It worked for me but with small burning. It also smells pretty bad. Better off using it for your nuts and waxing everywhere else

Can I make my own wax? Not sure if I trust someone else to do it.

I set a timer for 10 min exactly. After you wipe it off it still lingers and that's using it on the part of your body you're supposed to. I don't think you can build a tolerance to it by putting it on in shorter intervals because it takes a specific amount of time to start working and loosen the hair. Mind you this was 12 years ago since I used it so i don't know if it's still the same stuff. The bottle I used was different than the one in the thumbnail

They have a sensitive bikini area one, but this dude reported chemical burns from it and blisters on his nuts. I think 10 minutes is too long.

I've used it there before, it works out if you're REALLY FUCKING CAREFUL about how long it's on for. If you don't then HOLY FUCK DOES IT BURN

Stop being a bitch and use the shower, nobody gives a shit about seeing your small peepee. Also, man the fuck up and either trim with a clipper and a short gaurd or shave that shit. Its not bad, ive been shaving/trimming since I was 16 and Ive never cut myself.

Probably. The stuff in the thumbnail says works while you shower. The shit I used must be the older style. Because the directions were pretty strict, I had to wash the area thoroughly and pat the area until it was completely dry

When I was a kid a bunch of buddies at school were passing around a bottle and so my night to take it home rolled around and I lathered up b4 bed and after 10-15 min wiped it what I thought was clean enough. Turned out about two hours later I was awoken to a truely firey burning in the crevices of my balls and thighs where I clearly did not wiped well enough. I highly recommend showering after use as wiping it off will not suffice. I had chemical burns on my balls and walked funny for a week! Never again.

Only gay retards use the shower. “I’m alpha because I shower with other dudes.”

Baby wipes are better.

Thats nightmare fuel. Did your hair grow back itchy as fuck?

If Im a gay retard for not wanting to smell like taint after I work out and go on with my day then give me a helmet for my squishy head and fuck my ass. Keep your shit clean or youll be alone forever.

Honestly it was brutal. The hairs when they grew pack were super sharp and scratchy. Not to mention I had to explain to the folks why I decided to shower at 2 am and they were like wtf?!?! And told my uncles and everyone at school found out as well too.... Hard to hide when you walk like a invalid

I basically gave myself.chemical burns on my balls and then told everyone. I should have stuck with racing stripes

1000% either shower like a fucking civilized human being or turbo kill yourself

ITT: user finds out OP is finding a way to keep is shit clean and optimize his wiping after workout. Stick a razor in your ass caveman, I use science.

Better then going baby bald with a razor? Or worse?

Ye, ok caveman. Oooh-oh-ah-Ahhh!

>showering is somehow primitive, but rubbing a wet piece of woven paper on your body is not

Oh dude so much worse like putting polysporn on my balls for a week worse. The top layer of skin was gone and at night if not properly lubbed my balls would fuse to my leg from the weeping wound.

Christ that's terrifying. No thank you.

>Sharring a shower with dudes isn’t gay

Do your parents talk to you still?

Nair is fine but make sure you get the shit thats actually for pubic hair otherwise youre gonna burn your dick

I always get a feeling like my yams will leave my sack and dangle on cords by cutting my balls on a razor. Chemical burns seem more pleasant.

Recommendation?

Hi there, user. It turns out sharing a shower with dudes isn't gay. Who knew! It's almost as if I'm confident enough in my own sexual identity to not freak out about it. I also will hug guys in public as a greeting, because, surprise, it doesn't make me gay. And sometimes, if the mood is just right, I will talk about my feelings with another guy because, and I know this may come as a shock to you, it doesn't make me gay. I like the ladies.

I just checked with them, my parents say hi and they hope you're doing okay.

Never used nair but I've burned the hell out of my balls before. Decided it would be a good idea to spray Plasti-Dip on to my nuts. As soon as an irritating feeling began, decided it was time to remove the plasti-dip. First choice: industrial strength Goo-Gone. HOLY B'JESUS DID THAT BURN LIKE HELL! Never felt a pain like that on my balls before. With that said, could Nair be much worse?

You could have just said your European.

Fucking homo.

Nope! West coast USA. Although maybe that's the same to you.

I considered super glue but was ‘t sure what would happen. If i would have to go to the ER

>Only gay retards use the shower.
The only people who care about this kind of shit are the people who don't trust themselves enough not to stare at other people's junk. Everyone in this thread already knows your a fag, so trying to project it onto others like this just makes you seem extra pathetic. Just wait until the other people are out of the shower, or wear a bathing suit or something.

*ding!*
Only thing gayer is New York. Broblows and traps aren’t gay, am I right?

It's only gay if you make it gay. If you don't trust yourself around naked dudes, that says more about you than it does about the shower.

You sound defensive, like you get some glorification out of being near naked dudes. One guy doesn’t want to join your circle jerk and all of the sudden he’s gay. Makes sense to me. Remember to check the crevices of your dick for poop, faggot.

I am there to clean myself,not get AIDS. You can justify it all you want. It’s still hella gay. If it wasn’t why aren’t you sharring a mattress with your bro? It’s not gay apparently.

“Can’t afford heating! Nose goes for big spoon!”

You're projecting again. You're trying to defend your weird thought process by telling everyone else they're wrong and pretending that your own opinion validates itself. The simple fact is that taking a shower isn't sexual unless you make it sexual. So it shouldn't matter that other people are showering near you at the same time. Unless, that is, you can't help but have sexual thoughts about the people around you.

beard trimmer with guard on, and focus on your ass crack. you will feel a lot cleaner, but your farts will be a lot louder. FACT you will now notice farts that normally are silent.

>You're trying to defend your weird thought process by telling everyone else they're wrong and pretending that your own opinion validates itself
Literally every incel which I'm sure OP is.

Isn’t that exactly what you are doing?
>You’re trying to defend your weird thought process by telling everyone else they’re wrong and pretendingtbat your opinion validates itself.
The simple fact is, I clean myself in a different fashion than you. You are projecting your gay eutopia on me, and I reject it under the premise that sharring a shower with another man is gay.

You are wet, you are naked, and you have to pretend you don’t notice anyone elses junk. The fact you have to pretend or not look makes it gay, you validate my theory by ignorance. Fucking fairy, rub the poop off your dick.

Keep validating your boyfriend by eating his cummies.

Narnia: the post

>moar gay thoughts

jej

>Not considering broblows gay
Europeans.

How do you deal with urinals? Are they gay too? Or does not being completely naked bring it back over the straight/gay threshold?

I know it sounds like I'm being an ass, but I'm genuinely curious where urinals land for you.

Your premise is flawed. Showers aren't sexual. Water isn't sexual. Being naked isn't sexual. Is taking a shower at home sexual? Is going for a swim sexual? Is changing your clothes sexual? The answer to all of these questions is 'no.'

Keep calling me gay though. Clearly, it contrasts your intolerance with how much you think about penises.

Y’all fucking retarded. Believe everything you see on the internet. Are you new or something?

Hm. I guess I saw an honest conversation in another thread on Sup Forums and had a glimmer of hope. My apologies.

It's my day off, homie. I got plenty of time for bait.