Soccer fans

What is it about soccer that attracts mostly gays and leftists/communists?

Just think, have you EVER, ever, talked to a guy who was kinda cool and liked soccer?

no, to the point that you can use it as a red flag.

that's a purely american phenomenon, and it's because handegg and baseball exist

Is it? I've noticed European people act more gay than us in general, and vote socialist. They also like soccer more.

where do lefties support football? here they actively campaign against it because it promotes nationalism and """"racism"""" lol

so do Africans South Americans, Asians and pretty much everyone but Amerifags.
the question is if you say you dislike it so much why won't you stop talking about it?

Aren't all your sports leagues communist?

because its a world wide thing its impossible to ignore. look at this board. its all euros talk about.

Not really. A system where 20-32 teams hog all the money and every other team in the country gets nothing seems like kind of the opposite of communist.

Only latinos.

Because he's shitposting

Don't Dortmund fans sometimes bring LGBT flags to the stadium for no reason at all?

Sharing out the wealth, creating a system where the worst are given the best help and trying to enforce a system of equality seems pretty communist.

sorry to tell you but you are living in a gay/leftist/communist world
you would know that if you left your Sup Forums hugbox once in a while

because in US, those values are attributed to other endeavors, whereas soccer is marketed as international and thus all-embracing, which socially liberal people love.

Only murrican leagues.
>cant enter without approval from a board
>talents distributed evenly and shit teams get first pick
>cant relegate because participation ribbon

yeah last time i've seen two guys with rainbow flags there. this club is so cucked lmao. a lefty fortress.

Everyone (apart from USA) likes football
Gays, leftists and communists are part of everyone

It also attracts homophobs, racists and socialists

But the wealth isn't being shared and the worst aren't given the best help. The wealth is almost entirely exclusive to the top 20-32 teams (depending on which of the 5 pro leagues you're talking about), and nobody else is allowed to join unless they pay a ridiculous amount of money and get majority approval from the other teams. There is no way to get in on merit.

Major League Baseball, collectively, made $8 billion last year. How much of that money do you think went to the 244 minor league teams?

Soccer is European. Anything European is considered left-wing (except the Nazis and Russia).

>come to Sup Forums
>have to spend more time filtering and hiding threads than actually posting because it's filled with third world povertyball threads

While it doesn't work how communist would in theory, it does work a lot like the communist parties that ruled counrties did.

I'm still at a loss why american 'sports' haven't been sent to /asp/ yet

Why? It would take like a minute to filter out most of the soccer threads

>messi
>bayern
>barca
>mong
>epl
>soccer

soccer needs to be moved to /lgbt/

Amerilard sports sound pretty /asp/ desu

thanks user, I don't even know the keywords to look for because I have know idea what a messi or a bayern is

>Anything European is considered left-wing

and anything american is considered retarded, like your post and this thread

>Americans use communism to make sports more entertaining but capitalism for government

>Yuros use capitalism to make sports less entertaining while using communism for government

We got it right, it's the yuros that are completely retardedly backwards.

Bayern is a place in Utah apparently

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>Use communism for sports because it makes things better for broadcasters and ensures everyone's feefees don't get hurt with their team being shit

Laughable

>designing sports to be watched rather than played

>Taking pride that your sports reward failure

females and 12 year olds play soccer

you are a complete faggot if you are a grown man and play a game with your feet

complete fucking homo

Because it's an actual sport where the athletes don't look like they may die of a heart attack any minute.
>Handegg: fat asses
>Stick-ball: pot bellied alcoholics

American "athletes" are fucking disgusting.

More like

>We use Communism so there aren't just 2 teams in a 30 team league that are ever relevant

Long term domination by one team in the NFL is rightfully a spectacular and rare accomplishment that takes a lot of creativity and effort, while European soccer is a competition between owners of who can spend the most money.

Yeah, fair enough. I just think the "US sports is socialist" thing is spread mostly by people who think it actually is socialist, in the "true socialism" sense.

But Europe has the champions league. No team has won that back-to-back in 30 years.

>Patriots win superb owl almost every year

You're right. There's only one relevant team.

its contrarian. and that's the only reason people also strain to find reasons to hate it

the pats are one of the most dominant teams of all time and have won 2 of the past 13 super bowls

>Western European Socialist parties
>Actually being Socialist

What year is this? Have they met with Comrade Stalin yet?

>while European soccer is a competition between owners of who can spend the most money.

literally factually incorrect

lestah won the epl last year

>tfw we have a socialist as the leader of the opposition and everyone hates him, even his own party

>Mid-level team in soccer manages to accrue tons of talent despite lack of money with savvy management and great scouting
>Goes on to have one great season
>Is then promptly ripped apart by teams with money, every good player gets signed away, coach is hired elsewhere, GM gets a job at ManU

Great """""""reward""""""" you have there for success.

Isn't that basically what happens to Seattle, San Diego, and Pittsburgh every time they have a good season?

Sounds like Oakland A's

semen slurper here

Patriots won 5 of the 13 past super bowls

>What is it about soccer that attracts mostly gays
Probably something to do with Manure supporters.

>lestah won the epl last year

Yeah, it was such a huge deal precisely because that NEVER happened before.

Yeah, every time one of their guys hits a triple somebody from the Yankees is waiting for them at 3rd base with a $100 million contract.

>amerilards win some boreball tournament no one cares about
>start shitposting with renewed confidence

daily reminder that your """"""sports"""""" belong in /asp/

soccer is for poor people lol

porto won the CL with mou

what the FUCK are you even on about

They have won 5 out of the last 13 you fucking idiot

at least it's played by real athletes instead of 40-year-old balding wife-beaters with beer guts

The Champions League has been more competitive than the NBA or NFL over the past 15 years or so.

Baseball has the least commie system of the major American sports leagues though, and over and over the sport has proved that just spending loads of money on FAs is rarely ever a fruitful strategy anyway.

*30-32
*4 pro leagues

>and over and over the sport has proved that just spending loads of money on FAs is rarely ever a fruitful strategy anyway

Over and over it's proved the opposite. The WS champions are consistently among the richest teams in the league, the only recent exception has been the Royals.

The Champions League is obviously an exception because basically all the teams that compete have lots of money.

You are just making shit up, baseball is full of young 20 year olds.. stop being poor lol