Waifu thread

Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
/waifu/

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bbc.com/culture/story/20161215-the-10-best-films-of-2016
youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to
knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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rip aldrich why

I know that question wasn't really for you to answer, it's just frustrating for me to think about or something I guess.

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I see no particular reason to worry about it. When i get in an antisocial mood, i tend to do a similar thing. It's just habit to post, but there's no real desire to talk with anybody in the thread, so you end up just ghosting the thread, more or less.

So they're antisocial 24/7? :^)

I was saying what i do, not them.

I would/did ask them myself but they won't talk to me :^))))

>off by one

Mine forever

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Was pretty close, wasn't it? Oh well. I wouldn't be surprised if someone came in and started berating me for 'stealing their get' like usually happens when i accidentally get something higher than quads.

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Still here

Thats 2 glasses down

3 more to go

Im not drinking that much

Are you funny yet?

and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and so fuck talking to the ugly people losers that is ugly and short and smell worse then dog poop and is short like my short ugly loser father that try to act better then ugly popular people but is ugly and loser and short and loser and is disgusting and pathatic and short and ugly and short and loser like my short ugly loser father and ugly people losers and my short ugly loser father that try to be better then people ugly way like ugly people losers that smell worse then dog shit that is ugly but still try to be better then ugly popular people and is disgusting and short and pathatic and short and loser and but still try to act better then ugly popular people and still try to be better then ugly popular people and still try to act better then ugly popular people so fuck there lame tv shows and there ugly and disgusting and ugly and gay and so fuck there music and fuck there parties and fuck seeing them everybody with there ugly pathatic faces that try to act better then people ugly way and hurting people ugly way to be better then people ugly way

Draw something.

Eh I made this for an oldfag.

Cute but Pepsi is meh

If he heard you say that he'd crucify you.

It's soda

Hello
But why

Saber falls in love with BBC.

Unable to confess, the genderbent version of King Arthur is gifted by a deus ex machina with the melanin-enriched man's home address. Never minding the strange zip code, she immediately goes to him, and is overjoyed to find out that he is going to crush her with his BBC as well.

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so she asked him, "What's the matter?" He said, "You're gonna get BLACKED, Arthur," but then his disgusting fat nigger cock got really hard, which made her take off her clothes. She expected him to scream, "Get on your feet and kiss my Excalibur, whore," as she kissed him and stroked his smelly nigger dick dripping of precum, and he shouted, "I'm gonna breed that tight little ass with my superior black seed!" which made her small pussy twitch and throb.

Before she knew it, she was blowing him for the first time till he came. He shot straight down her throat as she gagged and suffocated for some air. Her green bright eyes looking up at his face as he smirked and grinned. His smelly dick was filling her taste buds with the foul odor, but she was slowly falling in love with the stench. His cum was so thick, it got stuck inside her throat no matter how hard she swallowed.

He then said, "I want to crown the king in her little white ass now!" and seeing that they'd already gone that far and they were both naked, she obliged. A few hours later, the guy bred all her holes with his nigger seed. [spoiler]He berried his dick so deep into her that when he pulled it out, he said, "I'm King Arthur now, bitch!"[/spoiler]

She fell in love with the scenario as part of her wished she can give birth to his nigger child. He looked so cute when he picked her up and sat her on his sweaty lap, so she reassured while wiping his cum off her face, "I am your servant now." While the two go at it like rabbits, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CROSSBREEDING.

It's his power source.
Also made this recently. Needs work imo
I thought you were Rory tbh. Sup

I still have to work tomorrow

and stay there, spammer.

Daily reminder that Keit-Ai is the 10th Best Film of 2016

bbc.com/culture/story/20161215-the-10-best-films-of-2016

Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.

youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

Already a thing.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

>He went silent for what seemed like forever, so she asked him, "What's the matter?" He said, "You're gonna get BLACKED, Arthur," but then his disgusting fat nigger cock got really hard, which made her take off her clothes. She expected him to scream, "Get on your feet and kiss my Excalibur, whore," as she kissed him and stroked his smelly nigger dick dripping of precum, and he shouted, "I'm gonna breed that tight little ass with my superior black seed!" which made her small pussy twitch and throb.

Oh lol I guess I should probably start using images

Just got bored enough to visit threads again. Been doing well?
All the more reason to get wasted :^)

Far better than me

Delicious spam

She's a cute.
Eh might sleep in a few. Are you an oldfag? Not sure I've seen you before.

Yeah I guess I'd be considered an oldfag now. You might have talked to me before but I don't know which Tomo you are there's been 4 off the top of my head and your filename isn't ringing any bells. When did you start posting?

Try nigga
I think back in May. I was a Sawako poster first but then I remarried.

Nah. Dont have the patience

Oh! Then you joined around the time I left. We might have posted at the same time but I don't recall any direct conversation

Why did you pick worst touhou?

But it's fun
Of really? Damn that sucks. Well just goes to show how things have changed I guess. Yeah Im pretty sure we never spoke. My memory is super amazing, well not really.

I just picked a folder at random tbh.
She is my favorite Touhou though.

Fair enough.

I just don't find her outfit appealing.

I disagree.
Good people card?

Yeah time flies. I honestly wasn't expecting to see the thread here still, thought most moved to /trash/ after the ban raids
Huh?
I personally find it cute
My top 5 2hu is pretty generic but again it's just my opinions

Pretty much everything is just opinions in these threads.

Name 'em.

Nothing nevermind

1. Mokou
2. Tenshi
3. Sanae
4. Ran
5. Reimu

I can't really say I'm a fan of any of them but I'm not super invested in the series to be fair. I do have an 1800 image folder of Remilia but that was a gift.

I disagree with you disagreeing
We did for a while. Then the spamming stopped and order was restored here.

I know I am right so it matters not.

cseti

I like some of them. It's kinda like a floating interest. I know a fair bit about it but I'm not fully into it.
Welp that solves one mystery. Now to figure out if Rory passed out yet.

On that note I should also get some sleep

You're right at being wrong. Ohhhhhhh....

I'm not sure if I ever even got around to properly completing TH7 and that's the easiest one or something.

Sleep well.

nah. I also feel tired.

Goodnight.
Go to bed fool

Imma sleep too actually. G'night fags

Nah. night

Sweet dreams

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tfw still get discord messages

from who?

i don't even know, they're all people who don't say
or maybe it's just 1 person and i'm getting memed

its interesting

It is nice to receive messages. Feels a bit special.

kindof like recieving you's i guess
have another one

supposedly they're voting on if theyll talk to me again
regardless of the outcome i'm pretty sure nothing will change

Why won't they talk with you now?

someone's off running stories again, big game of telephone circlejerk where they all agree
they're whores and love this garbage so every now and then someone adds a claim within their circle
and it might even be me
it's all smoke and mirrors.

theyre so eager to talk to new people they forget what i do

if i wasn't wiser, i'd say theyve

That sounds like an odd circle. Is it at least enjoyable?

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it's almost like an idle adventure; check back every few and see what theyve come up with
give a little input and watch it happen as they message others(hi, me again (; ) their opinion on it

i'll see if i can take another server soon

That outfit looks heavy

Why?

I'm not even involved and don't know who is, but i can already tell who's in the wrong when they start putting on a drama show and keeping it so deliberately vague that it's difficult to catch them outright lying.
Manipulative people gonna manipulate.

it's fun, and these people are hopeless degenerates. atleast by making them submit to "peer pressure" in their friend circle i can make them do something productive; even if it's just posting feet.

hi sweetie ;)
you'll know me soon
ask around and i'll tell you it's me if you do

I don't think that's going to be a problem for her...

I try to make a point of avoiding associating with overtly manipulative people. Or covertly, if i notice it.

How do you find posting feet productive? Maybe I just don't get it.
It might be nice to relax though

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True

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Or was that their relaxed wear?

That waifu is shit

you've failed. :)
come, join the cesspool on discord.

honestly, i've bought a dice bag to decide what i do some of the days.
they're more honest then anyone i know.

you'd understand more if you got to know what these people do daily. i admit, i'm odd, but these people aren't aware. the most activity they do is prepare canned food; sometimes not heating it up.
Two of them collect trash, as one aspires to use it in delusional projects one day when he's rich.
The other thinks that I don't know.

fuck you

Hah. Swing and a miss. I avoid discord groups like the plague. I'll not throw out random guesses as to who i suspect you are. Bye bye.

Kinda.

Can't you choose for yourself? People are odd yes but I think they can do whatever they like as long as it doesn't bother me.
Kinda?

In a way, I give them purpose.
If I left they'd experience true isolation and probably an hero.
With me, they have multiple people to talk too ;)
I've slowly turned their opinions on legitimate others to be unfavorable, and one doesn't communicate outside of me. In the end I'll dubs decide what do when the time comes.
I do choose for myself, but I add the dice to add a factor I can't control; but ultimately are.
It's all a game.

Huh... that sounds awfully boring.

I doubt it's true. It might be, but it's more likely just one mad person trying to sow seeds of suspicious among a community.

Holy fuck you all have serious mental problems.

Ehh. Who cares in the end? Not like it would change much if it's true or not.

Presumably the people involved care. I don't know who they are, nor who that person is, so i just kind of shout at the void to ruin manipulative people's fun indirectly. Call it my own kind of manipulative fun.
Hello newfriend?

Yea its my first time posting here I've lurked for 2 years and finally mustered the courage to do it.
I've also heard there's a discord channel can you gib invite Xd?

discord io/waifu