/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

Goodnight

Hello, boys!

I'm in New Zealand for a working holiday.
>What do you guys even think about us?
>And why are you plant and insect Nazis? Can't bring apples or you will be fined 400 dollars. Same with containers: oh, a bug in the container, better call bio security. What's up with that?

Post your dicks and I'll rate them out of 10.

>moves to a country whose economy is based mainly on agriculture
>wonders why they're so strict on bio-security

Your visa should be revoked you mindless faggot

your a dick we dont want your filthy bugs here. we actually want to be abble to grow food

You're cool. Also we're on a small island that depends on agriculture. You bring in bugs, you can fuck the whole local ecosystem.

marlborough here beautiful weather maybe whites bay thursday

Been thinking of moving down there just so fucking sick of Auckland. Is there much work down there?

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decent amount

>Is there much work down there?
Depends bro if you find sucking dick fun or work?

what a funny guy

Anyone know who she is

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Cheers big ears.

wife just got back from work and jumped straight in the shower without greeting me or saying thanks for making dinner. i went to the laundry basket and found her panties soaking with cum. what did she mean by this?

Yo Kiwi Rob

Means your step-son is home for the holidays.

Feminazi country

means you have a delicious creampie dessert for pudding

Wellington reporting

please stop

why?

because these basic 2/10 bitches are killing my boner

Pretty average size, but that isn't a bad thing. Good dick, I give it a 7.5/10

You know dicks.

People usually say "Your dick is so big" and I think "wot?".

who is she?

You could do better?

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Where is everyone from these threads now?

:-(

out getting big puss

>tfw everyone else is out getting big puss
>except for this big puss

Anyone got the new discord invite?

Almost a month and the politicians still can't form a government.
Incompetent every one of them.

also wellington here

Ya'll thought it'd be a laugh to get winnie in thinking he was a meme cunt but he's just a classic stitch up cunt.
He can't even make it a full term without getting fired.

>There are no bad photos of this cunt

dont be mean

dunedin here, wassup

Chilling, you?

chillin, chillin, the misso's playing a new rpg and im hungry

fuck i would love to taste his pre cum

I'm about to have a steak and chippy bun.

Straight.

>I'm about to have a steak and chippy bun.
reeeee that sounds delicious. sling us one mate