Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Cara Delevingnie standing there and she says "Hi"
Wat do?

The fuck you doing in my room bitch!?!?

“Who are you?”
“Cara Delevingnie.”
“Who?”

''Show me your dick''

some people have told me i look like her even though i'm male so if i just was in her presence randomly i would mostly just feel uncomfortable and inadequate

I had lunch with her in an airport several years ago, before she was in the movie paper towns.

Ask who is she. If the wf is gone tell her as long as I don't have to look her in the face I can fuck her. Shes ugly in the face

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Ask her to fuck a black bull in front of me

She's not leaving than, OP.

Let her to eat donuts off my cock until she cannot eat anymore while she cries about how fat she's getting

I let you in now show me your penis

Anyone else?

Pluck those ugly caterpillar eyebrows

>get baked
>play xbox

my favorite thing is having someome play a fighting game you know with you and just absolutely shitting on them

Is she not a lesbian? if so i'd throw her the fuck out.

"sorry, can you get out? I dont feel comfortable with a woman who needs shaving more than me.

"Hi. I never hallucinated you before. Please be nice." I then facepalm as I realize my roomie probably heard me interacting with the unreal again.

360 away

> furiously starts kissing her feet

She's bisexual

I dont fucking care who she is. Breaking and entering is still illegal. And since i somehow need an assault rifle to defend myself i will shoot her

>turn 360 degrees and walk the fuck out of there

love you

When will the newfags ever learn??

berry my dick so far in her ass, whoever pulls it out would become king.

Ask her if she can help me find a nice cock to suck real quick

newb

Bury*

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* Barry

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Would anyone else do this?

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Wouldn't that tickle?

Fuck off you autist. Are you that desperate for attention that you need to be ignored a further two times?

i hope not

Uhm I have a hard crush on this pixie stick
And I dream of having her sit on my face like while she learns PS3 is king and renounces x box forever on a secetly filmed tape. I bet she tastes like fresh rain, and skittles

This

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Have you been stuck in a time capsule from 2013?

>"Hi"
U Wot?

>xbox is or boys
Huh? worst misspelling of faggots i've ever seen.
pc master race

eat more shrooms. FUCK YEA!!

> try to reply
> swallow my tongue
> start choking
> die
> get nekro raped by her

tongue punch her fart box

More like from 1998 my friend. .

Say Hi back to her.
I'm civilized.

Lmao that's so sad. Let us know when you turn 13.

Put a gun to her head and force her to shit in my mouth

Politely remind it that it is trash day & would it kindly make it's way to the curb.

shave off her eyebrows

Politely demand an explanation.

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you'll faced the same way
>inb4 newfag

Beat that bitch up for breaking into my home.

This X2

Hold her down and shave those god awful eyebrows off, then kick her out for being ugly.

I yell at her:

"GTFO or I'll call Harvey"

What did you expect with eyebrows like that?

I bet ants get lost in her happy trail too.

Unreal, I don't have a bedroom I sleep in the living room. Sage.

Well, clearly, her lesbian ways got swayed by my perfect alpha male body.

>Be 35 and overweight

So I'd gently remove her clothes, caressing her lovely body, kiss her pussy to orgasm, and have my way with her, creampieing her twat in the end.

yummy dirty soles

I say two words: "eyebrow maintenance"

smell her toes while she acts all weirded out and confused obviously

she has "bacon" written on her sole, i think the concept of foot fetishism isn´t that strange to her

eh, the weirded out factor is a kink within a kink for me. hard to find in porn.

Ive got a movie proposal for you.