Tell us your worst fuck-up Sup Forums

Tell us your worst fuck-up Sup Forums.
>be me, 18
>taking SATs for my dream college
>15 minutes left, last question
>when I try to fill my answer sheet it's already full
>I've been answering all questions one number ahead of what they should be
>question 1 is empty
>final score: 22/90

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Bruh your a proper idiot aye

You're an idiot. Can't you retake it anyway?

Agreed. I did get in the next year though

I retook it and got in the following year. Still, that was a waste of time and money

I fucked your mom and didn't wear protection, now I'm stuck reading these shit threads!

>get in high school
>instantly get a crush on a girl in my class
>too socially inept to talk to her about anything except homework and school
>fantasize about her for three years
>final year of high school
>we start talking every day and start getting along really well
>after 6 months of flirting I finally realize she likes me
>at some point she tried to kiss me and I only realized it years later.
>back then I only wondered why she was making that funny face with the lips so close to me. That is how dumb I was.
>when I finally know what to do, I change my mind in the last second before I could kiss her
>flirting stops, she puts me into some sort of friendzone
>she gets together with a guy who dumps her two weeks later

I bet you would have kissed it if that was a dick huh?

...

Been there before. Except we had sex years later. Still sends me dirty pics on Instagram once in a while even though she is married with kids.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Met this hot chick and we got fucked up. Next morning still high off the yak she got naked and decided to stick her head out the window. I start video taping it and swerve than she smacks a light pole.

But did she die

Yep.
Not even trolling.

>be me, 20
>work at dog kennel where we'll often have over 100 dogs staying overnight
>I'm feeding these dogs, we have like 110, I need to hurry so that we aren't behind
>two dogs in adjacent kennels need meds
>dogs names are Gomez and Ramos
>mix them up because both are beaner names
>one dog gets anxiety meds, the other gets seizure medication
>realized I fucked up but didn't want to get in trouble
>seizure medication dog dies, find out the next morning
>he was old and had all these health problems so they think it was natural
>nobody ever finds out

>be me, 23
>work at veterinarian hospital as nurse
>fat cat with diabetes
>fucking angry fat cat
>being a newfag, use the wrong syringe
>give it 3x dose of insulin
>doc and me spend the whole day try to save the fat cat
>and he fucking survival
>meanwhile another cat with liver problem died that night
>such is life.

>dream college
>multiple choice questions

American education. Only a fucking burger could fuck this up

>Be me, 19
>In bed at 1:00AM
>Hear a woman screaming "No, stop, get off of me!"
>Scared and extremely concerned
>Get torch and keys, head outside
>Realise I'm only in undies and a shirt
>Run back in to put on shoes, socks and shirt
>Precious time wasting
>Run to where I thought I heard the scream
>Nothing there
>Look around the suburb for an hour
>Walk home feeling like shit
>Couldn't even help someone in my own neighborhood
mfw

>implying western Europe is any better

>be fetus
>born

>own a warehouse (built illegally but in the process of legalization) but it's abandoned and used by crackheads
>construction starts nearby and the contractor offers to clean up my space from crackheads in exchange for him to store the equipment there for a while
>I was naive and I say yes
>the construction finishes,equipment is still there
>guy isn't answering my calls
>3 years pass of me being passive
>I meekly try to talk to him about him paying rent and now he is saying that he paid for "delay of destruction" for years and implies that it would be torn down after he leaves
>still we set up a meeting and he doesn't show and starts avoiding calls


He is a mobster and I am scared.

Dont show any fear

the instructions tell you what to do in case of mistake
you deserve your score

my worst fuck up??? i have a few... passing on the opportunity to fuck my ex's little sister was a big one

Sell that stuff.

I know that much and I never do,but damn if I ain't scared. I live in eastern europe and this is the kind of guy who has "connections" with the police. He also knows where I live and what car I drive. And he has a goddamn construction company,his workers are huge
I think that's what he is angling for and he will undersell me big time. Also if I do that he will probably think I am an easy mark and try to grab other stuff.

Greentext?

>start a tech company
>be lazy
>blow almost all of the investors money in 9 months
> lie to everyone

off by one
just like your life

You tried, more than most people do.

Thanks user

care to share some pic?

bullshit or actually retarded. that is an easy error to explain and fix.

Contrary to your American ignorance, we are.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Programme_for_International_Student_Assessment

the world needs ditch diggers too

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>be me, 19
>studying engineering
>have good midterm grade
>taking final exam in circuits
>exam proctor is a schoolmate, seems friendly
>secretly copied exam to study later
>ask proctor if i could copy exam
>he asks if i copied the exam
>i said YES
>dickwad convinced by his friend to tell professor
>get called to professor's office
>automatically failed the subject
>ruined reputation
>greatly demoralized

lesson learned: Don't trust strangers you recently just met

Said like a true troll

You seen the newsss lately

> living at friends house
> decide to get super fucked up on all sorts of booze & drugs
> freak out
> destroy house
> wake up in hospital suicide ward
> no more friends
> people avoid me

>be in mexico
>got a job at a shitty restaurant at the nearby mall
>one day go home super late around midnight
>bridge i normally take has its lights shut off for some reason
>halfway through a fucking old fucking man tries to mug me with a steak knife
>he lunges when i tell him to fuck off with his toothpick
>he ends up stabbing himself when he crashes into side of the bridge when i dodge
>making wheezing noises and starting to bleed though his clothes
>literally spartan kick him into the big ass river below
>they find his body a day later and blamed the cartel killing a druggy with a debt

To this day I extremely regret kicking him off the bridge, enough that i get nightmares.

>traumatized by the event
>taking final exam in integral calculus
>didn't study properly
>professor left room to chat with his buddies
>had passing answers
>realized one question is from notes
>decides to peek in notebook
>gets caught by professor
>failed the subject
>can't take summer subject because failed subject is prerequisite to it
>ruined reputation gets ruined even more

i wanna die

rofl you fucking killed someone holy shit

Lol

U Dutch?

How does this image make you feel?

still cant watch the first movie to this fucking day

if i have to, i make up an excuse to leave the room during this part

Choosing alcohol over loved ones.

Was it the knife or the river that killed him in the end or 50 / 50?

HEHEHEHE!

stop fucking cheating and you won't have these problems

probably drowned since the river is the length of a football field

Drove drunk.