G'morning user

[Matthew Davis]

g'morning user,
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

[Eli Hernandez]

'Cause i got work to do.

[Noah Parker]

cause im not an useless piece of shit

[Ethan Wood]

I have to protect my country. Also, trips get.

[Kevin Rogers]

have a great day at work.

[Jason Phillips]

Cuz my mom is still alive andd that would crush her... I'm just waiting at this point

[Mason Turner]

cause i'm weak

[Easton Adams]

I just don't have the motivation to get out of bed and do something useful for once....

[Matthew Jackson]

I have no time for that fuck you.

[Jaxon Harris]

Cause i am a happy guy ^^

[Adrian Rogers]

>tell me why you won't kill yourself

I don't make promises I can't keep

>craaaaawling in my skiiiiiin

[Dylan Jones]

And miss out in this crazy fucking world? Naaaaah it's to crazy here.

[David Sullivan]

cuz i get to see my side piece today.

[Benjamin Brown]

i'm glad you are not.
thanks for protecting us
it's good you care about ur mom
or strong.
have some caffeine
that's good.this is good.
linkin park
good idea
nice.
going to put it in her butt ?

[Xavier Diaz]

if i was strong, i'd be already dead

[Evan Nguyen]

ill definitely get my tongue in there

[Cameron Wright]

Cause I'm happy, I have a sweet kitty that I love and a great boyfriend :)

[Aaron Cook]

Suicide is a sin!

[Jose King]

post kitty or gtfo

[Elijah Bell]

strong enough to keep living.
nice. enjoy that.
that's awesome.
it is.
this.
is kitty a vagina or actual cat tho ?

[Josiah Jackson]

because
>tall 6'3"
>white
>young
>not overweight
>no average or below average sized penis
>no major visual flaws
>had an IQ in the 130+ range as a child and theres a chance its still that high
>both parents still alive and i want to atleast wait until their both dead before i go through with it

also in the back of my head i have this dim thought that if i kill myself all the people who i despise will win

[Oliver Davis]

I need me for later.

[Christopher Rivera]

too weak to commit suicide

[Christian Carter]

thank you user

[Michael Butler]

I can't end it all until I find a findom mistress that will take all of my liquid assets and max out my $60,000 of available credit.

[Juan Miller]

Cuz' I took a dildo up the ass

[Evan Martinez]

that's great man.
we all need you.
welcome.
wow, what trips of trip.

[Daniel Ward]

DO NOT DO IT YOU HEAR ME ? PROVE THEM ALL WRONG user. COME ON

[Jack Richardson]

I am planning on it. I got this hotel booked through tonight. Check out time only exists for my personal timeline.

I've got 12000 dollars to burn. I fucked a nasty hooker .... rawdawg.... after spillin money all over the strip club yesterday. What's the next step buddies.

[Tyler Barnes]

Because I want to live to see bandi love get railed everyday

[Dominic Morales]

Farming Simulator 17 Platinum Expansion is being released in less than a month.

[Xavier Turner]

Find a desperate single mother on craigslist, breed her and then end it all.

[Austin Green]

'Cause of my best friend, she makes my day happy. Friendzoned as fuck and would love to be with her but i know that probably wont happen. But even then I love hanging out with her, thats the only thing that brings joy in my life lately. So Ill wait until that has passed, if ever

[Alexander Perry]

Fear of ever dying and also family to support

[Hudson Morgan]

Buy a chastity cage and give her the key. If you can't fuck her at least you might get to watch someone else do it.

[Carter Reed]

Because I'm not a selfish little shit and will goto school and then come home to make love to my gf.

[Justin Jackson]

That was my attempt with the hooker last night. She showed up with an open sore on her neck and maybe weighed 90 pounds

She didn't even ask about a condom and if I wasnt ending it I would have never stuck my dick in typhoid mary. I couldn't come though. I tried so hard. She was tiny and whined when I fucked too hard and it was merely momentary before her pussy stank something awful

I just wanted to get one chick pregnant before you know?

[Luke Diaz]

Because it's not a fucking morning anymore dork.

[Zachary Mitchell]

because i still hope i can get my gf back...

[Gavin Nguyen]

this.
have fun, keep living
good thing.
thats good.
good idea.
end the friendzone. pull ur dick out. nice dubs. good of you to care for ur fam.
good.
open sores not good.
what time is it ?
you will.

[Brody Baker]

Thanks for responding to all these post

[Julian Stewart]

She did send nudes several times so I guess i should try?

[Jeremiah Flores]

ur welcome.
yes u should.

[Benjamin Moore]

Homocide keeps me alive. Watch your back OP

[Jeremiah Myers]

too scared of failing

[Nathaniel Diaz]

please don't kill me.
nice trips.

[Blake Foster]

Because I love my family and killing myself would ruin them, I dont want them to suffer because due me being a failure.
I'd probably have done it a long time ago if it wasnt for them.

[Christopher Peterson]

first time ever getting trips and its in this fucking thread of them all...

[Austin Thompson]

Cause i have a couple beers left...

[Levi Lopez]

Faggot

[Easton James]

Kill them before suicide...then you win.

[Luke Ortiz]

Honestly I am running out of reasons...for now i wake up every day and ask myself if I think i will ever have a good day ever again, if i can truthfully say yes to then i get up, get dressed and go to work. But now as i get older and am in more and more pain everyday and it becomes harder to do the few things i enjoy the exit seems that much more inviting every day.

[Robert Wilson]

You have to think of yourself sometime. It's the one gift you can give yourself

[Charles Hill]

Why torture yourself. No one can see how you feel. There is no rescue on the way.

[Juan Sanchez]

Misery loves company...

[Adrian Turner]

I know, i guess im just too much of a coward to go through with it, i mean hell im already on a CPAP machine and it would be stupid easy to buy a helium tank and set it up, I wouldnt feel a thing and it would be over fairly quickly and painless but at the same time i havent quite reached the point where i am 100% sure i will never have a good day ever again...but i am fairly sure i am one really bad day away from just ending it all

[Hunter Perez]

You are banking on that find Jesus moment where the secret to happiness is right there in front of the whole time. Just know that no matter how bad things get, you always control the eject button.

[Daniel Gutierrez]

Because I'm worried about Lauren. Hopefully she'll be alright. Maybe we can date soon

[Daniel Miller]

than just go bonkers and become a clown that does adult humor. Make dicks outta ballons, throw pies in people's faces, shit yourself in the middle of Walmart and say "uh oh I went poops!" This life is our toy, exploit it.

Of course im a Satanist and feel life should be exploited for pleasure. But it's the one gift that God fella gave us and we should take advantage of it!

[Jason Sanders]

>be me
>got most of the stuff I cared for when I was young
>still dissatisfied with life and depressed
>go from a girl to another without loving any of them, knowing that the one I cared for is already taken
>Early 20s, lie to a girl who loves me and tell I love her as well, hoping that something will trigger
>It doesn't, feel even worse
>depressed with life, job and gf, but hide it well and people around me don't know, except my mother who can read me better than anyone else
>not suicidal but deeply depressed for a couple of years
>early 30s, move to another country, refreshing experience, cut off every loose ends, finally meet a brilliant girl I really care about
>start new life together, new well paid job, buy new nice flat, travel, enjoy life
>3 years later I fin out I have cancer
>spend almost a full year on chemo, remember how much I didn't care for life for a long time and how much I care about it now
>recover pretty well, have been clean for a while, hope to stay clean forever
>check ups are a pain for the first year, but then it's manageable
>chemo caused some side effect to thyroid, might have to take a pill everyday forever
>finally enjoy life, even when I'm not at the top of my game
>finally look forward to the next years with optimism

[Kevin Lee]

I don't get w by people fetishize suicide here. Everyone fantasizes, no push...just complaining. Fucking millenials.

[William Powell]

Oh man she is hot. Sauce??

[Kevin Morris]

Because I look forward to these posts every week

[Noah Bailey]

I'm sorry

[Blake Phillips]

you are kinda right, i mean on one hand i look at the proverbial exit sign every single day and have to pull myself away from it but at the same time it has made me very disconnected from everything else in my life, like why care about what is going on today, next week, next year? If it ever gets too bad im just going to bounce and not have to worry about it anyways.

But at the same time it still kinda sucks just talking with friends and family and having to talk them down from their suicidal thoughts or help them through bad times while trying to act like im not going through the exact same shit and should be following my same god damn advice.

[Jason Gomez]

There’s nothing wrong with it, user. It’s always good to know someone out there cares about your existence

[Jonathan Scott]

it's good u love your family.
congrats man.
what brand? corona?
ha ha h
indeed.
hope today is a good day for u.
i agree.
indeed.
nice dubadubs.
i hope so too.
optimism is key
nice trips
i no know.
cool.
so sorry
indeed.

[Connor Ortiz]

Because i need to kill my exs friends and family 1st.

[Nathan Sullivan]

because i still have to fulfil my dream of fucking a hot asian girl.

[Brandon Harris]

I'm schizophrenic so my life can be taken from me. At any moment I could just snap and afk the rest of the game. So I enjoy the days I can remember and forgive my shit days, because they could always be worse. I actually enjoy bad days as much as good days because to me at least they're not my worst possible day.

[Isaiah Bennett]

g'luck.
why tho ?

[Jordan Powell]

The best advice I can give is to buy a shotgun. Having one in the house makes the choice do much easier.

[John Rogers]

Are you saying that you care? Or you need someone to care?

[Connor Morris]

Cuz i want to get drunk n do cuhcaine later n play vidja n guitar op

[Noah Sullivan]

...

[Connor Richardson]

Someone fed my dog glass in a peice of meat and now is on death's door. Can't kill myself today because who else is going to dig her grave.

[Nicholas Ross]

Wait a few days...then kill yourself.

[Dylan Davis]

Clearing the last subjects on our house today, and my medication has helped my mental health significantly.

[Brody Butler]

Because tomorrow is one of only two days a year a woman sees me naked. I will be visiting my dermatologist and she will pull back the paper gown and check out my genitals which will induce a hard on that will require a few heavy session of masturbation tomorrow.

[Asher Hernandez]

Because I need to finish a paper about the history of nationalism in Cataluña from the 1640s up to today

[Mason Moore]

enjoy those activities.
nice body.
damn. sorry about ur dog.
yes wait a few decades.
g'luck with ur house.
enjoy it.
nice.
how much have u written so far ?

[Austin Rivera]

sauce?

[Samuel Brown]

I didn't even finish the introduction. It's so short I can post it on Sup Forums

[Joseph Scott]

fuck i hate this bitch, so annoying

[Blake Green]

original.antiwar.com/Vicent_Partal/2017/09/18/five-things-remember-catalonia/
archive.is/Y6YOr

theguardian.com/world/2012/nov/22/catalan-language-survived
archive.is/SZw97

original.antiwar.com/justin/2017/09/17/catalonia-spanish-tiananmen-square/
archive.is/kQKpy

news.antiwar.com/2017/09/19/catalonian-mayors-remain-silent-in-questioning-on-referendum/
archive.is/rxSVT

bbc.com/news/world-europe-41346839
archive.is/R3J2v
(see screenshots the story was changed)

news.antiwar.com/2017/09/23/europe-steps-up-to-try-to-undermine-catalonia-independence-vote/
archive.is/IDoUW

news.antiwar.com/2017/09/23/spanish-national-police-aim-to-seize-control-of-catalonia/
archive.is/lPktj

news.antiwar.com/2017/09/22/catalonia-closes-ranks-as-outrage-over-crackdown-grows/
archive.is/YNGFv

antiwar.com/blog/2017/09/23/largest-newspaper-in-spain-blames-russia-and-antiwar-com-for-catalonia-pro-independence-news/

news.antiwar.com/2017/09/22/thousands-more-spanish-police-arrive-for-catalonia-crackdown/
archive.is/0S0GT

news.antiwar.com/2017/09/22/spanish-prosecutors-formally-accuse-catalan-separatists-of-sedition/
archive.is/gPEVE

original.antiwar.com/thomas-harrington/2017/09/22/catalonia-self-defeating-hubris-authoritarian-mind/
archive.is/f3d0H

original.antiwar.com/Vicent_Partal/2017/09/24/catalonia-proud-agent-sedition/
archive.is/o29Di

rt.com/news/404328-madrid-sieze-control-catalan-police/
archive.is/MqUKx

news.antiwar.com/2017/09/26/trump-catalan-secession-foolish-region-should-stay-in-spain/
archive.is/7K8nk

news.antiwar.com/2017/09/28/un-officials-condemn-spains-violent-crackdown-on-catalan-voters/
archive.is/qtFoz

[Easton Taylor]

sorry for your dog dude, that's fuckin terrible, some people truly deserve the worst... but not you. You need to go on

[Isaiah Scott]

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NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

[Josiah King]

Fake CIA Report Effecting Vote
theintercept.com/2017/09/30/catalonia-cia-report-mossos-el-periodico/
archive.is/mnmkZ
After the attack, police quickly found plans for what would have been a larger, more deadly atrocity: the detonation of a rental truck full of gas canisters next to the Sagrada Familia, another one of Barcelona’s famous landmarks. That plan was foiled when the person modifying the gas canisters set them off prematurely in a house about 120 miles south of Barcelona.

news.antiwar.com/2017/10/03/general-strike-mass-protests-bring-catalonia-to-a-halt/
archive.is/NQCQF
Spain’s King Felipe condemned Catalonia’s leaders as “irresponsible” in rare comments on the matter, saying he will ensure the “unity and permanence” of Spain, irrespective of Catalan ambitions for independence.

yahoo.com/news/spain-losing-control-catalonia-analysts-warn-184811375.html
archive.is/s7Sqq

news.antiwar.com/2017/10/03/catalan-leader-says-independence-will-be-declared-in-a-matter-of-days/
archive.is/YIrPA

original.antiwar.com/thomas-harrington/2017/10/04/last-sunday-catalonia-pirates-1-invincible-armada-0/
archive.is/c9aEm

news.antiwar.com/2017/10/04/international-observers-strongly-condemn-spanish-crackdown-on-catalonia/
archive.is/GW86u

news.antiwar.com/2017/10/04/european-commission-defends-spains-necessary-crackdown-on-catalonia/
archive.is/ZqkeC

90% of voters voted to leave: 43% Turnout
reuters.com/article/us-spain-politics-catalonia-results/final-results-in-banned-catalan-independence-vote-put-yes-on-90-18-percent-regional-government-idUSKBN1CB272
archive.is/NiJLP

Spain apologizes for crackdown
reuters.com/article/us-spain-politics-catalonia-violence/madrid-representative-in-catalonia-apologizes-for-police-violence-during-independence-vote-idUSKBN1CB1DB
archive.is/rP3pf

[Connor Gutierrez]

hot damn, what is this, a gift from the gods? thnx user

[Nathaniel Sanchez]

n/a
please complete.why ?
this

[Wyatt Anderson]

news.antiwar.com/2017/10/08/hundreds-of-thousands-rally-in-barcelona-against-catalan-secession/
archive.is/XDxuG

vilaweb.cat/noticies/the-hackers-who-made-possible-a-universal-electoral-register-for-the-referendum/
archive.is/n9Hlu

original.antiwar.com/Craig_Murray/2017/10/06/suspending-catalan-parliament-spain-destroys-eus-rule-law-figleaf/
archive.is/pPGfi

news.antiwar.com/2017/10/11/spanish-pm-gives-catalonia-eight-days-to-drop-independence/
archive.is/cOXSZ

theintercept.com/2017/10/12/catalonia-referendum-independence-secret-vote-spain/
archive.is/yGWhm

[Colton Sanders]

I take notes when I read the news. Just pay it forward and ace your paper.

[Cooper Ortiz]

haven't got the balls to do it yet, but soon, maybe.

[Julian Watson]

The reason why I won't kill myself is that I have to finish my grandpa's work. He was some high officer or such, people used to call him Father or Further, dunno.

[Evan Reyes]

Thanks user. I don't have any intention of killing myself anymore. I can't believe Sup Forums has been of actual help for once.

[Ayden Fisher]

Because my underaged latina neighbor isn't going to fuck herself.

[Adam Evans]

I like how the biggest trolls in this thread are the ones telling these people to live lol

[Joseph Kelly]

Because I have a bunny that I love very much and I don’t trust anyone to take care of her the way I do. She’s basically keeping me alive.

[Christopher Torres]

I don't view my existence as one of existential despair, where I need to continually invent reasons NOT to kill myself. There are plenty of reasons to live, including:

- My love for life & existence & all of the experiences that come with it;
- A wife & daughter who I love;
- A job that pays well and holds my interest and doesn't demand too much of my time;
- Good friends who I enjoy spending time with;
- A love for this earth and everything good on it;

But fundamentally, the reason I won't kill myself today is that I do not hold to the notion that futility and despair is our default mode. I choose joy and wonder instead, bro.

You should too.

[Noah Brown]

Bruh