BREAKING NEWS MESSI LEAVING BARCELONA

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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that bored, hei?

going to Qatar?? damn paparazzi

welcome to galatasaray

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Which Chinese club will he go to?

seems legit

Source or die

lmaoooooooooo source lalala

Just like how he left Argentina huh?

it's real wtf

"Be The Best Forever" Football Club est. 2012

Welcome to the LA Galaxy m8

Why the OP would lie?

He's signing with the Whitecaps!

Wow!

He's retiring to oversee his drug empire.

espnfc.com/barcelona/story/3088153/police-in-peru-seize-$85m-cocaine-haul-bearing-photos-of-lionel-messi

G-guys

maybe he's a CIA operative

we all know that the CIA works for Real Madrid, so it would make sense for them to bring trouble to the club

Nah, can't be Real, probably some PL team.

Does he get to bring friends?

>yfw you'll never have your face branding expensive drugs

it seems that cocaine is the stuff that makes us good at kicking the ball.

Will we see a bunch of cocainers kicking the ball better than ever?

they said he is leaving on BEIN

twitter.com/VictorJDM00/status/845007420694806528

nothing happening at barcaforum

>fake news

nobody left to post there, they all killed themselves obviously

CHI

He is going to Real, going to make the best free kick duo with Ronaldo ever.

CHA

fake news

NO

imagine snorting a line of that coke and running around screaming

>MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

If Messi would go to Real, Ronaldo would immediately leave, because he couldn't bare being only the no.2 in a team

>inb4 player swap between Real and Barca
>inb4 all the Ronaldo fanboys suddenly become the biggest Barca fans and vice versa

Every friday night

untermensch

t. victor arroyo

nothing about it on reddit, fuck off liar

that would legendary, just for the keks

>"...and they must have "Messi" plastered on a visible place..."

>mfw Ronaldo leaves too because there's no challenge anymore
>mfw Messi goes to City and Tsu to united

Who?

How can Ronaldo ever compete?

Tsu BTFO

Messi does this shit every single year.

He pretends that he is going to leave so Barcelona jews give him a pay raise, and in the end they always cave because they know that they'll lose half their bandwagoning fanbase without him.

>turd knobs ain't got nuffin on me n my pal all roight?
>nuffin

GROSSLY underrated

This seems fairly contrived.

the call that saved La Liga

he going to Leicester

The world can not be that magical

Sad!