WWYD if you were at a club, in the toilets taking a piss at the urinals, and this guy walked in...

WWYD if you were at a club, in the toilets taking a piss at the urinals, and this guy walked in, stood right behind you and starting pissing against the back of your legs?

Punch him for peeing on me because I'm not a limp wristed chuck faggot.

cuck*

Autistically fall over and crawl away crying.

Op and his bizarre fancies yet again...

turn around and piss on him

shank, why you always carry a screwdriver. usefull multi-purpose tool.

I'd fight him and probably get the shit kicked out of me, piss and blood everywhere

apologise

punch him in the face, he isn't even big, without the beard he'd look like a small faggot

I'd call him a faggot then eat and pound his asshole raw in an open stall until I nut

Inform staff and have him removed. Why bother with scum yourself.

This.
OP quit being a little bitch nigga and take that aryan PISS

Drop pants further
Shit on his toes

Kill him in the name of honour.
Turn and dive at him with my 6'2 230 pound self and rip his throat out with my teeth as I hold him in place with one arm and try and gouge out an eye with the other . 15 seconds later and a mouth of blood and hell die

this made me laugh

I've been doing amateur boxing and muay thai for over 12

probably slap his face tbh, I'm not going to jail for a pit of piss on my legs

Then you'll go to jail and get fucked by 6 foot 4 buck niggers

Turn around and suck his cock

turn around without stopping to piss and lock eye contact.

*12 years

*bit

nu male faggot would probably be screaming "it's only a prank bro!" as i beat him to near death

Claw his eyes, kick nuts, throat strike then shit on his unconscious face!

>smile to myself
>"Heh, looks like I have to take out the trash"
>unsheathe my katana from inside my trench coat
>teleport behind him
>hold blade to his throat
>"sorry, kid. shouldn't have fucked with me"
>slice his head clean off
>wipe blood off my blade
>tip my fedora at his dismembered body
>turn 360 degrees
>walk away

get on my knees and try to aid him better ?

I would turn around and upno seeing that he's not handicapped or drunk out of his mind, I would immediately begin to pummel him.
If I thought I was going to lose, I would latch onto his head and start sucking his eyeball.

I am old, I don't want to fight, I already have a body full of injuries, if somebody makes me fight, I will fucking mutilate them for doing so.

I'm not going to live in a world where people can maliciously fuck with me and then go on about their lives, and neither should you.

I don't care how many tattoos somebody has or whatever. It doesn't mean what it used to mean anyways.

I don't think someone would do what OP is saying cause while they're pissing they're vulnerable with their dick out and their pants partways down.

>WWYD
get hard and ask him to follow me into the next stall so i could suck his dick

I have 70lbs and quite a lot of height on the little faggot, I'd turn around and just pound him into the fucking ground.

Best the shit out out if him he isn't that big, his tats are generic and gay, and he clearly spends too much time on his hair... dude is a straight poser metro faggot.

let him piss on my face and suck his cock to completion.

You’re too fat to do anything. Just take his piss like a good fat girl.

are you single?

What is a defence lawyer for 500?

This guy isnt as big as his face pubes would have you believe.

Turn 360 degrees while pissing and continue pissing

I got a worse beating than he'd be able to give me from a landscaping boulder walking home from the party last saturday, I'd throw some punches.

this is why im too nervous to use the public restroom
i always hold it until i get home

Question how can i get guys like this to piss on me or rape me?

Turn around, piss back at him and hope that he's the same height as me so that our tips touch

Iv fucked multiple porn stars
And I'm dating two girls at the same time in a three way relationship. I get two women on my shoulders at night
Get fucked id rape his ass with my cock even if he had faggoty friends with him id shove my cock into their fucking ears until I skull fuck them into submission
Id fuck your tight ass just to show you how it feels all 11 Inches and 3 and a bit wide. You'd cum buckets like they all do
Take off you neck beard

simple:

>pull pants down to ankles
>back up until dick is in ass
>then fart with dick in ass

its courtesy

He's only like 160 cm tall.

OP where the fuck are you from? In Australia this guy is just your standard attention seeking barista.

If pic related pissed on my legs, then I would be scared, but not that overcompensating try-hard you posted lmao.

Supreme kek

Good answer

I'd grab him by that sissy hair of his and make him eat the urinal cake.

youre welcome user

Top kek

Turn around and gently kiss him while stroking his manly beard

The last real bad ass pic related

tell the bartender and ask him to put all my drinks on this faggots tab

I got some 60lbs on him, and at least 5 inches in height and reach and I've trained boxing and wrestling, so...

I'd prolly ask him out on a date, he's cute.

This

Punch the fucker as hard as I can then go from there

>.. off you neck beard
stopped reading right there

kæk

>Continue urination
>run fecalmatter.exe
>begin moaning loudly
>crouch on my dukey and tilt my head up towards his holiness
>swallow his load like a good girl

sure, Eugene.

sure.

Jokes on you, I piss in stalls. Fucking faggarello cuckstain

Find out if he has ever actually trained and knows how to fight by showing him I have and do?

Take a shit and smile at him

>2017
>not shitting in the urinal
gtfo slowpoke

Grab, twist, pull. Unless he's theon, it will hurt him bad.

Stab him in the dick.

Martial arts is just ballerina bullshit. Practice practice practice but you will never use that shit.

Found the fedora-tipper. Bingo!

I spin around with my cock out and pants still around my ankles. I thrust one finger directly into his eye socket before he has a chance to react. When he falls to the ground I would start rubbing his dick until all the blood rushed in and made it fat. Then I would sit on his dick and ride it until I could cum into his new face hole.

Kick his ass. As someone who has a bunch of tattoos and lifts myself, it doesn't mean shit. Most good fighters I've met (through boxing and grappling) are lanky dudes who don't look tough at all. I just did it as a hobby at the amateur level and in sparring I would get tuned up by little scrawny guys. In my experience dudes like this who start shit are compensating and not good at fighting.

wat

>turn around
>dick in hand
>still pissing
>maintain eye contact

Lol. Ok fatso.

Muay Thai isn't "ballerina bullshit". Kung-fu and stuff maybe, but boxing/thai-boxing are pretty bare-bones. If you can wrestle and grapple you're good as long as you remember there's no rules and you can get your eyes poked out.

Boxing, wrestling, BJJ, and Muy Thai aren't Taekwondo and Karate.

"Martial Arts" gets a negative connotation because of all of the McDojos in the US where Mommy and Daddy pay for Junior to get "his black belt".

Go to an actual fight gym where they put you in a cage and you actually fight other motherfuckers though....and you quickly see the difference.

Yea, I bet. Look dude, it's ok if you like to dance with other men. Just don't deny your true self.

Yeah, a real, full-contact fight gym humbles you pretty quick and teaches you some actual usable skills.

This.

Also bonus points for noting the old "dirty fighting" argument.

Yeah, I train BJJ and wrestling too, but that doesn't mean I'm going to fight you clean just because I train clean.

You think I won't gouge your fucking eyes out while I have your back you are fucking wrong.

"Well I'll just fight you dirty."....Yeah, I'll fight you dirty too, and I also know how to fight.

This beta bitch mad.

Apologise for being in his way and leave as fast as I could.

Yeah, I just assume if anyone starts a fight with me they could kill me. The only fair fight is in a ring within your weight class and a ref. When it comes to a street fight I will poke eyes, spit in your face, pull hair, bite, and scratch. I don't give a shit if it's a "bitch" move, I want to live.

pinch his penis closed so he can't continue peeing. it'll sting like fuck.

Turn 360 and offer a basket of eggs

...

You gotta stand your ground in tthis life guys..

Nah, I just think sport fighting faggots need to own up to their homosexual gay dancing nature. I've seen it, and it's gay.

Same.

I've had to tap to too many chokes in training over the years that would kill me in the street if I weren't training with people I trusted.

I know just how dangerous fighting is because I've been forced to admit defeat many many times.

Sure most guys you fight in the street aren't going to know how to do shit.

But, it's not worth risking running into the one who does and is better than you.

Nobody really truly appreciates that until they've got beat the fuck down by actual trained fighters a time or two.

And watersports?! Win-win.

Beta bitch mad.

Start moaning loudly as if he was pounding my tight boipussy.

My first strategy is to run away as fast as possible. Traumatic brain damage sucks. If cornered I carry a knife and will keep stabbing until I can do option 1, run away.

ever seent a dick punched all the way in? ya gonna see today

>14 year old 4'11 faggot

I don't care how big you are, anyone who has a haircut like that swallows cum on the daily.

lmao i live in arizona bruh. I got at least two guns on me just when I'm at the urinal.

Exactly. Having had my ass beat by dudes who I wouldn't have thought would be a challenge before taught me a lot and to never start a fight. Also I live in Albuquerque, which is one of the fight capitals of the world, everybody and their grandmother trains out here, so you never know. At least, in my experience, top-level fighters usually are to wrapped up in their training to be out partying and causing trouble, unless they're Jones.

>smile to myself
>"Heh, looks like I have to take out the trash"
>unsheathe my katana from inside my trench coat
>teleport behind him
>hold blade to his throat
>"sorry, kid. shouldn't have fucked with me"
>slice his head clean off
>wipe blood off my blade
>tip my fedora at his dismembered body
>turn 360 degrees
>walk into toilet
(I fixed it for you user.)

Yeah, that too. I just meant if I was in a position where I couldn't escape. One of the pros at the gym I trained at (11-0 KOTC) said "I only fight if I'm getting paid to fight". I always carry a small knife too because it'd be a lot easier to cut your way out of a choke than muscle your way out or use technique. In my experience the guys with medium level training are the most dangerous in the streets. The pros and top-amateurs usually have discipline and don't start shit, but the guys who just do it to be "tough" can have an attitude, but they can also wind up biting off more than they can chew. Regardless, I don't want to find out.

>nothing personnel

why would I imagine a scenario that will never happen?

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Punch him across the jaw, grab him by the shirt and pull him foward, bite into his neck as hard as I can and push him back in to the wall. Then id do my best to gauge out his eyeballs with my thumbs. Fucking faggot, if he survives he'll think twice about trying to be alpha