How often does Sup Forums fart and what are they usual like?

how often does Sup Forums fart and what are they usual like?

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10-20 times a day, loud but soft

whut do you eat???

Moved to asia. Eat fresh food. No processed meat ever. Fish, chicken breasts and lamb.

Fart once a day, or twice at most.

Back in the USA, on a regular diet, farting all day. Cramps and tummy problems all day. Food at home is really shit. Even home cooked, shitty ingredients.

a lot like your shitpost, there's literal showaves and yellow gas which comes out it's so powerful.

fart in ma face

Food in America

where in Asia?

literally just farted lol

maybe 7 times a day. usually longer and quieter but smell bad

>loud but soft
forte per piano

Not often enough. Smells awesome if I've eaten onions or garlic, love it.

let me smell

i'm a girl, i don't fart

>Cramps and tummy problems all day.
yup.
>but no one believes there's something wrong with the water or food in our country
retards.

Tits of gtfo. Read the rules cunt

Loud but harmless.
The silent ones peel paint and melt steel.

force me to smell your silent ones

I'll force you. I'm into farts and I've never gotten to be on the end dishing them out, i'm always the sniffer.

nice

i fart a lot too so we can take turns lmao

sit me down on the floor against the wall and rub your ass in my face and then let out one of your silent farts

too often. a lot of the time i’m at work and i need to go to the bathroom to let a few out

about a week ago i was dropping gas marvels every few minutes
dont think i ate anything different but i had some some curry, i bet that did it
was annoying, you feel the pressure building all the time and then let er rip
i think i farted about 50 times in one day
i even googled that shit it was so bad

omg lol

yeah that happens to me sometimes, i’d have a day where i can’t stop fucking farting. and a lot of times the farts i have those days are all nice ones, long, loud, and smelly. it’s crazy what my body does lol.

0-5 times a day unless i am constipated then 10-20 until i go to the restroom.

usually at home occasionally at work but silently

lol i feel you
i was making some interesting stews and curries, highly tasty but man that fart thing

fart in my face

silent and stale. linger around for awhile.

brrrt

omg that stinks lol

you ever have days like that but with burps?

Ten to Twenty times a day usually quietly when I'm not around people they have an odor but its not upsetting.

waft your farts into my face

not so much
i drink a fair bit so i get the usual burping
never had an extreme case though

nice dubz

blow ur burp in my face

ok here we go
ARROOOOGAHHHHHH ! HONK HONK
thats from beer

All the time.

My bf says they smell like meat pies. Lol

hmmm

i can taste it, what beer is that?

oettinger
some cheapish german beer
lol you re funny

Like, fifty times a day, and I don't know how to fucking stop.

you got any more burps or farts in your tank?

fuck what do u eat

where the fart porn at?

lol nah man
i think its time for me to leave the Sup Forums fart theads jesus christ what is wrong with me

idk, you got any?

no, it's why i was asking

I eat nothing, I'm a skinny fuck. Like what the actual fuck.

can i smell your farts?

used to fart all the time, cramps and all that shit. Once I stopped eating bread I fart 4 times a day at most

Fuck off.

All the time.
Sometimes they smell like eggs, sometimes like death.

fuck that makes me want it more

can i smell?

my cats fart more than me

can I taste?

i'd say anywhere from 5-20 times a day,

they just "BFfffffffffffffffffff" because my asshole has been fucked a lot. They sound like a heavy exhale.

youtu.be/YraqQabax8A?t=45

something is running down your legs..