What would you do if you were the only one on Earth Sup Forums?

What would you do if you were the only one on Earth Sup Forums?

I would go online, and post on Sup Forums.

Just being here, sitting, chilling, obtaining food drawing things and eating shitload of drugs.

think, at last, i can just read all the books in peace

i'd kill myself. probably not right away, i might even make it a few years. eventually the loneliness would get to me, though

I would kill myself.

until your glasses break

nooooooo!

I'd go to the hospital, get some medical books, supplies, refrigeration unit...

Quit my job.

Masturbate to traps and nobody will judge me

I would head straight to a hydroelectric dam I know of in Kentucky.
Once there, I would get busy setting up a nearby warehouse with refrigeration units. Then fill it with frozen food. Hopefully, I can get that done before the power grid shuts down entirely. Then I cut all power leading away from the dam, so it can continue operation.
Then I shut down all but one generator - saving all the others for replacement parts and backups so my power continues uninterrupted.
Then I hit the local industrial parks looking for large equipment. Specifically, I'm looking for CNC machines, lathes, punches, and things of that nature. And for raw materials such as metal plates, sheets, and rolls. I would bring all that to my warehouse near the dam. This way, I can fabricate anything I need.
Then I go for guns and ammo, explosives, etc.. for hunting and protection against roving dog packs and whatnot.
Gasoline and diesel will not last more than 2 years, so I need to get all this shit done before then.
Then it's a matter of gardening, hunting, gathering, and fabricating whatever I need.

Loot clothing stores for socks so I could wear a new pair of socks everyday.

same

Probably kill myself. My body is already weak and failing, I can hardly take care of myself as it is.

I would be happy

not worry about all the newfags on Sup Forums

Will there be bodies?

the dam would clog without regular maintenance

Finally can kill myself without feelings of guilt.

I know, but it's far more reliable and easier to maintain than any other power source.

Look for a fast car. Hope there are keys. Take that bitch on a joy ride. Get drunk, find a bigger car. Smash other cars, set a building on fire.find a community of nice house and live in a different one everyday

Drive to Dan Schneider's house
Find his secret porn stash
???
Profit

I would start a thread on Sup Forums and keep calling myself a samefag until i become insane.

Poop with the door open

Fap!

You dont like to fuck around. I like that.

i know exactly where i can find a SHIT TON of drugs, then i would just go around and do whatever i wanted for a couple days, drunk and high driving around super fast and shit. then after a week i would go to the science supply store and make the biggest explosive i could, using all of the giant vats and the clean room they have


that or gather all the smoke detectors and radioactive material i could, then make a nuclear reactor like that one kid did in his backyard, except mine would be much much bigger, and my useless degree in physics means i could set it up to make an atomic boom.

then, i blow up.

oh, and finally go see what is going on inside area 51, im about an hour drive from it and ive always been curious, hell, maybe id find a spaceship and then i could explore space as the sole human

It's funny, you read everyone's post and they think it's a fucking joke. They'd be starving to death in a month.
One guy's got his shit together - but he sounds like a fucking McGuyver.

Why wouldn't there be glasses left in a eyeglass store?

>and finally go see what is going on inside area 51, im about an hour drive from it and ive always been curious
How do you plan on getting in? It's not like you'll have the codes to access it. I guess you could blow up the doors.

Because your slut mom put them all in her vagina before she died
>/thread

i wouldn't do anything different. i'd be thinking that i was imagining it and the rest of the world was still there but i couldn't see them, so no running through the streets naked or anthing.

>eating shitload of drugs.

where do you get the drugs? you're the only person here.

Will all solar panels be extinct or what?

there would be plenty left over lol

>finally get to Area 51
>takes 3 months to break in.
>finds it's a giant dildo factory.
>no, I mean they're making one giant dildo about 260 feet long and 40 feet wide.
>spend rest of life wondering why.

I'd steal a cop car and pull people over

>Specifically, I'm looking for CNC machines, lathes, punches, and things of that nature. And for raw materials such as metal plates, sheets, and rolls. I would bring all that to my warehouse near the dam. This way, I can fabricate anything I need.


first, did you ever try to move one of those things? the small ones weigh around four tons.

second, did you ever try to power one of those things? three phase is the minimum.

third, did you ever try to program one of those things? fucking G codes, man. it makes Perl look like Hemingway.

pure fucking genius.

Wake up from a coma. See family sitting around me

Not reliable enough, unless you head out to the desert - and keeping tons of food frozen in the desert - and obtaining drinking water, hunting, and growing food all becomes more of a problem.

That episode was so fucking dumb.

What was her purpose of doing that?

Cum on every thing in hope that i create something

I know, I used to work on them. You need a big forklift. Fortunately, I can load one up on a lowboy and move it from factory to factory.
then it's a matter of getting it inside another warehouse.
It would be a race to get it all done in 2 years. I'd have to work every day to get it all done before the fuel goes bad.

Acid and Mushrooms and cocaine, as much as I could get my hands on.

Build an ANFO bomb and have some fun

Probably die trying to fly a fighter jet after watching YouTube vids on how to fly.

i thought it's one of the better ones, there are worse episodes than this.

Yeah im sure every single eyeglass in every store has his exact, unique prescription, you fucking retard

That's true, there are much worse, so I guess it's pretty mediocre then. 6/10 for me.

Travel to George Soros' New York mansion, and when I'm bored with staying there for a while, progressively shit on his bed, until it is covered. Then, I would do the same to his living room sofa, and abandon the place.

Like the one with the astronauts in the way to mars and they start going insane, turns out they were in a hangar whole time.

Cry for a little bit then inhabit the best building i can find and figure out where everyone left and why im suddenly just as alone physically as i always feel inside

>finally i wont be able to pussy out with a lame ass excuse
Fixed that for you

First thing I’d do? Hit every military base in murica and finally get an answer about aliens. But then who could I leak it to?

How do we even know he wears glasses

Dont /thread yourself faggot that makes you look like a faggot

>being this underage

Dubs of truth, he lied to you guys. Hey what about contacts?

This

I’d say close enough would do considering the circumstances.

id probably jackoff a lot and drink the remaining booze on a beach somewhere.

Smell trumps chair in the Oval Office.

>drain my nuts and die of dehydration.
Fucking genius

Wish I were dead.
Try to survive because human will to live.
Die within 20 years (probably less) from disease, injury, or infection.

Grow your own pot and smoke it

pursue my lifelong desires

What makes you think you'd have internet?

Find qt corpses to fuck

Go and collect every kind of uniform that gets me off, wear nothing else but change them whenever I get bored

Do drugs from pharmacies

Then evidence lockers

Find a farm, fuck every animal there

Drink and do more drugs

Little late for 12yo’s to be up, don’t you have school in the morning?

You mean fuck every animal in sight

You’d have to wear sweats, eventually the sound of a zipper would spook them.

Burn down a continent

Not op but that was almost a good roast. Age too specific

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masturbate a lot.

The first thing I would do is go to a hospital and figure out how to fertilize and incubate a human egg in a lab environment, and begin growing several new people from the donated samples that exist. The intention being to make enough new people that I can operate a small town relatively easily.

Then I'd learn whatever I need to in order to survive and thrive. I'd create a new city center based around a large house near the aforementioned hospital and build up a new civilization among the ruins of the existing one.

A variety of machines would be at my disposal, and I'd have time to make all kinds of drones and exosuits to help make this process easier. Become the Emperor of Mankind.

I'd have a small army of adults to order around in 19 years, and I'd be able to implement my own set of rules to keep the new people of earth happy and loyal.

document my life and come to terms with existence while i build and let my creativity keep my livelyhood until i inevitably pass on

Personally, you'd be better of leaving them in place and moving a generator onsite and using the equipment there. Diesel engines can almost always handle biodiesel with zero modification, and if you stabilize regular diesel fuel, you could have it last more than the 2 years you mentioned.

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i need help

Assuming everyone else just died? I'd have sex with a lot of dead bodies before they decomposed. I would probably freeze some to save for later too. Between fuckings, I'd ransack residencies and stores for cool shit like video games and drugs and leftover cats and dogs. Maybe they could provide enough companionship to keep me going. I'd put all my cool new pets and stuff in an RV and drive to southern cali where I'd sustain myself with a small farm.

Interesting.

Day One I gather pharmaceuticals of every kind. I go get solar and set it up with a solar oven and solar still, backed by batteries. Since I have power I have alcohol making capabilities, so I have fuel for trucks.

I get a freezer, lots of them, and power it with muh power.

I don't need to fabricate anything. I just scrounge it.

I'd be in Austin Texas or Maui.

I'd fap to a lot of porn.

I'd cry a lot.

>spend rest of life wondering why
>eventually come to the conclusion that there must be a giant orifice somewhere that needed a good fucking
>go back and look around
>find partially constructed machines that would have thrust and vibrated the massive dildo
>find plans for lifting and transporting the dildo to a seaport in secrecy
>the orifice is not at Area 51
>spend rest of life searching world for a giant pussy or anus
>suddenly wonder what you'll do when you find it
>begin to go mad

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I would miss everyone that is important to me

Don't be a faggot.

Get up and go to work.

>fuck frog
>impregnate frog
>command frog race
>conquer the world with race of frogs
>pray to ghost anakin

Wander the Earth and get by on natural food and animals.

There is enough shit on the entire planet, that I wouldn't even be able to use all of it before I died of old age assuming I die of age.

So technically if you can deal with no internet and being lonely you could live an entire lifetime either what is left over for you.

If you could do whatever you wanted to, whenever you wanted to, then there is no need for interest or most electrical equipment.

You would have all the gas and DVDs you could watch of every show ever if you had a portable generator.

No need for wifi or porn or anything.

Also depending on the time every does you could go around and molest all the lolis you could fuck for awhile.

As fucking sick ad that sounds, but still who would be around to give a fuck.

Plus nature would still be around, so maybe to could fuck enough monkeys and get lucky to have one grow a new mutation of human/chimpanzee

A Chuman, if you will.

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Do not pretend you wouldn't do the same