I am Darth Vader AMA

i am Darth Vader AMA

have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

yes i have

How many licks does it take to reach the center of a tootsie pop?

Do you have eyebrows or not?

If I'm on a bus traveling the speed of light, would the high beams work?

you sound like a faggot

Do you do Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle birthday parties, as Shredder?

at least 10

nope

So ever since mustafar with the whole obi wan duel, did your genitals burn off?

yeah sadly

did you like taking it in the ass by Palpatine?

Do you poop?

Have you learned the significance of high ground?

yes

no it hurts daddy

This AMA wasn't part of the deal, Lord Vader

Why is 2D/loli/ecchi do much better than real women?

Answer me Annie

yes dumbass

How

too bad

Do you do arby’s commercials?

Is your anal sphincter mechanical?

machine... FOR FUCKS SAKE I GOT BURNED ALIVE BY LAVA AND GOT MY LEGS CUT OFF AND HAVE A MACHINE HELPING ME BREATH

Ever fucked a grill with the force alone?

i wish

Don't get mad at me for your poor life decisions Darth fagboy

at least im not a nigger faggot like you

Wana pod race?

Says the man who doesn't know his dad and has no legs. You act like a buncha kids blew up your deathstar...twice

So you arent james earl jones?

yes, they would go twice the speed of light

His dad was darth plageis the wise, he influenced the midichlorians to create life

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