i am Darth Vader AMA
I am Darth Vader AMA
have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?
yes i have
How many licks does it take to reach the center of a tootsie pop?
Do you have eyebrows or not?
If I'm on a bus traveling the speed of light, would the high beams work?
you sound like a faggot
Do you do Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle birthday parties, as Shredder?
at least 10
nope
So ever since mustafar with the whole obi wan duel, did your genitals burn off?
yeah sadly
did you like taking it in the ass by Palpatine?
Do you poop?
Have you learned the significance of high ground?
yes
no it hurts daddy
This AMA wasn't part of the deal, Lord Vader
Why is 2D/loli/ecchi do much better than real women?
Answer me Annie
yes dumbass
How
too bad
Do you do arby’s commercials?
Is your anal sphincter mechanical?
machine... FOR FUCKS SAKE I GOT BURNED ALIVE BY LAVA AND GOT MY LEGS CUT OFF AND HAVE A MACHINE HELPING ME BREATH
Ever fucked a grill with the force alone?
i wish
Don't get mad at me for your poor life decisions Darth fagboy
at least im not a nigger faggot like you
Wana pod race?
Says the man who doesn't know his dad and has no legs. You act like a buncha kids blew up your deathstar...twice
So you arent james earl jones?
yes, they would go twice the speed of light
His dad was darth plageis the wise, he influenced the midichlorians to create life
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