/cum/ canada usa mexico

/brit/

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bout to do acid

>it's been 2 minutes and I'm the third post

Dead cum

i hope the Danes come back to finish off the disgusting br*ts

i-it's just be-because people need time to migrate

samefags

How much?

Wish I had a European bf buds

faggot

i'll be your european bf

Wow user that's kinda gay

>make a well thought out post
>it gets ignored

this is why i rather shitpost

wouldn't mind having a french whore to tickle my balls

I don't really need your (You)'s, but disposing of unwanted items is my service

Stop posting this cat

Me too

I wish some Mexican would type out a well-thought out post. I would surely give him a (you).

I wonder if we will see one.

ok

Have you exerciser yet today /cum/?

cant believe after all this healthcare nonsense there's still some half-speed working class morons who think trump is on their side

i've never exercised

I'm a girl

no you aren't

are you a girl?

Heyy bb

naw, but i should go hit the bowflex or do some jogging

Yes

If you want me to be

I want my gf to dom me

Yes. Gettin /fit/ is one thing I actually put effort into

idk, it's usually the other way around for me

you'll need to change, for me bb...

>wanting to be dominated by a woman
never understood this
i can't get off unless i'm choking the shit out of her while destroying her insides

I can try

>tfw no sadistic gf with daddy issues

Gonna start gambling with buttcoins today buds

the world has changed
women have the power of men because of firearms

Femdom is nice sometimes desu

no, no they don't

yes, yes they do

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reddit

I don't like doing it because it makes me feel bad. Being choked is pretty nice tho

i hope all the ontario refugees come to the pacific
gonna need them to combat all the mexicans from california

sometimes i feel bad if i leave marks, but i always provide aftercare if i get too rough
pain pills, cuddles, stuff like that.

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hi

Put in xrp. Sell when it hits $1

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I'm gonna HEEM Mike from Dollar Shave Club. Getting tired of his shitty ads.

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pretty qt

>tfw /brit/ is over 3 times faster than we

ok post, she has t be bebi
horrible post, plz delet

Sup op give me a good salad

The Jews want you to never marry and reproduce. Are you going to do what the Jews want?

Wish I could meet Montana buds

I wish your skull could meet a .45.

Janny don't dele

I wish you would stop being so mean sweetie :)))))

*sharts*

I bet you also wish that you weren't a faggot because you know that you're a disappointment to your parents.

ooohhh, bTFO

Yep ;)

>;)

Seriously though, on your decision to come out of the closet, did you take your parent's feelings into account at all?

Got in an argument with the gf today buds
My Sunday is off to a great start

will you get your dick wet by one of these girls?

Girl on the far left is the only decent looking one

Why would you feel the need to come out to your parents

I'd rather just have them think that I'm a hopeless autist

That sucks, what was it about?

>brown eyes
nah

>Why would you feel the need to come out to your parents
>I'd rather just have them think that I'm a hopeless autist

That's my point. I think it would be better if more gays did this. Imagine the selfishness that comes along with fucking up your parent's lives over your sex fetish. The narcissism is staggering

She asked me to do something and I told her I'd do it tomorrow
Just one of those times where an argument happens over nothing

tfw want a gf but absolutely unwilling to go through any effort or lowering myself to get one

She also went to her mom's house so this isn't gonna get any better for a few days since I don't think her mom likes me

post your spirit animal

I like anime

fag

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Shimakaze-kun

Honey liqueur is vile

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Honestly most faggots are vile but parents that don't accept their children based on their sexual orientation shouldn't have kids in the first place

If you legit have problems with having a well adjusted son that happens to be homosexual you need to reevaluate your life and morals

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t. faggot

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I agree with that, I'm not talking about shitty parents who disown or even mistreat their son for coming out. I'm talking about normal parents who will have to try and deal with it as best they can for their spolied child who couldn't keep his sex life to himself.

How do we stop them?

Holy shit.
Leafs may have taken the virtual shitposting title but I'll be damned if Aussies will ever fall from the IRL shitposting throne.

>go outside onw ay to gym
>see landlord
>hey go-i mean user, you're rent is going up 50 dollars :^)
>already overpaying compared to what else isout there
>think he just wants me out
>urge to kill rises
>o-ok
>leave
fuck the planet

Clean up your room

>he wouldn't disown his faggot son
>he wouldn't disown his racemixing son
that's how we got to the mess we're in

>brown eyes? Uhhh no thanks I'm an ARYAN ok? No poopeyes for me thank yoy

lol

are you drunk
you fucking nigger

I've had the same gf for nearly 7 years
AMA

>tfw all those (You)s

never forget

ew