I just ate 6 bagels AMA

I just ate 6 bagels AMA

what fucking kind you fat fuck

were you bit by a rabbi?

If you ate anything but plain bagels, you're a worthless piece of shit.

Cinnamon Raisin

You can just call them dicks on here its ok. You had six dicks...pretty normal for a fag on this site

The absolute madman.

plain bagels are GOAT. i like everything bagels and blueberry ones too though. not OP btw

Plain, and the fruit bagels are the only ones worth your time. am OP btw

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Nice trips.
>what are egg bagels

hell yeah

absolutely disgusting

Fucking kike

How much did those dirty little slut bagels deserve it

>retard

trips of fucking truth

What did you have to drink with it?

Jew

how is that insulin spike

Not at all, they were dressed up quite modestly in a plastic bag

nothing at all

>nothing at all

LIAR! TO SHAME WITH YOU

Shame!

kek this. bagels have a shit ton of "hidden sugar"

what is wrong with you?

Man, those rabid rabbis are becoming a real epidemic.

>Scarfing the entire bag
>Not saving one to microwave and have sex with after you've finished eating

top pleb

What kind of spread did you use? Or did you eat it without any like an animal.

Moderate depression, and an increasingly unhealthy relationship with food

Margarine my man

Margarine? Margarine??
>Margarine?!

Use butter next time you fucking nig nog

this, I am highly curious. Did you slap some walmart cream cheese on that boy? Did you even heat it up? Did you dump some capers on that hot daddy baguel? Some smoked salmon and chives? Some garlic-infused olive oil with a dollop of neufchatel?

Well if you're broke I would understand that.

I don't like to eat dairy, it's bad for you

so you ate six bagels cold with margarine... are you retarded high as fuck on pot or just a pleb

You wanna stick your dick in my ass or my mouth? Or both

Why not donuts?

I toasted them first of course

Depends, do you have any more bagels? I'm fresh out

>it's bad for you
KEK
if anything you're bad for it. Some cucks who were deprived of titmilk as infants will develop an acute intolerance for dairy

yeah, my buddy got bit last week, and won't stop talking about "goyim"

user, do you know where you are?
Just eat dairy like a Normalfag, like everyone else on here
Plus Margarine is 100x worse for you

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Yeah, why?

how many bagels did you eat

There was nothing else to do

6

>margarine is bad for you
>eats 6 bagels
kek

TO any FAT FUCKS out there

BUTTER is BETTER then MARGARINE

Bump

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I feel bad for anyone thinks otherwise. I just prefer just simple cream cheese. Than again I don't know anyone who will devour 6 fucking bagels without being concerned over weight issues of said person.

This

(Not OP) I would, but only because i have a whack metabolism where i eat like a fat ass and keep looking like a fucking teenager. Its like that movie Thinner, but slightly better

Not for the cows who are mercilessly tortured for your easily imitated spread

>cares about animals
>is on Sup Forums

Shit b8