My gf is coming to my house to fuck... any advise?

My gf is coming to my house to fuck... any advise?

get ready, clean etc etc.

Make sure your dick still works

get that tounge game ready. Destroy that clit bro

>advise
1) Learn to spell
2) fuck your girlfriend

Clean and already buy condoms

eat her asshole

Live stream it on Facebook

This

fuck her

Women like to be compared to past lovers, so remember to make some up if you don't have any to draw comparisons to. Like someone she's friends with to make it more believable.

This chap has the right idea

I'll post some nudes if I can

fuck her right in the pussy... i heard they like that shit

prepare your anus

i don't know... sounds dangerous

Because you're autistic enough to be asking for advice here I'll tell you this is a really bad go. Compliment her but do NOT compare her (unless she's into that).

She actually loves anal

Leave some baby wipes in your bathroom
Clean the bathroom
Bitches are always thirsty so throw a water bottle on the nightstand
Clean Sheets
Condom in an accessible place if you choose to use one
Get pets to fuck off
Get off Sup Forums

Get a GF first

Baby wipes are there so she can give her meat flaps a once over so that the clam bake she's going to serve you doesn't taste like rotten fetus