/hoc/

bizarro pulju edition

Finland

WAKE ME UP

yeah I'm doing uni stuff last minute because I'm lazy and useless

mcmeme 8 point night and ends any debate about hart trophy and art ross

Can Carolina still make it?

first for Frank Vatrano gwg

GO BROOMS & DEBBIES

he literally cant stop talking about edmonton

think he resigns here cheap?

Snes are bad franchise and should relocate

mathematically yeah but it would be really hard and meme tier

good post

how many seconds till Bolts tie this up?

Probably because your canashit (((media))) doesnt stop asking him

>in poo jersey
>canadian media

Literally all the owner's fault.

Melnyk spends to the cap, he makes more money and has a team worth mentioning.

halifax explosions WHEN?

kek

He was asked by TSN in Toronto ecause they're playing the Laffs tonight. Literally only happens in Canada by Canadian media. Happened when they returned to Edmonton

>the last general was under 3 hours old
holy shit you finns are quick

Reminder that Melnyk unironically believes that the Sens are cup contenders

It doesnt get any better than this

>Halifax Explosions
fucking kek, wasn't ready for that

>spear O'Reilly in the balls
>no penalty
>slash the tip of Methot's finger off
>no penalty
>slewfoot Karlsson
>no penalty

If this faggot pulled a gun and shot someone would the refs call it?

too soon man

too soon

>blots

>slewfoot karlsson

Forget to mention all the slashs karlsson has given Crosby tonight?

There were no Finns really in the last thread.

Anyway, that was all me. Been shitposting all day. I derailed the thread before last with Reddit posting. And then I was behind the Leveraxe posting. Also the Hot Dog posting.

I'm an elite poster, I should probably Trip up so you guys know when I'm around making quality memes and posts.

>11 points in five games

Step aside McFaggot the title is mine

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This post makes me want to vomit

>toronto media
>asking about edmonton

Hit the showers Quing Ling

>despite the hot streak only on pace for 60 points
not that impressed to be quite honest

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t. reddit

Difference is Crosby deserves it

When has Karlsson ever done anything dirty?

Don't forget what team had the player that cut Karlsson's achilles was.

>Crosby deserves it

Everything he gives he gets back double. Just you cry babies need to humanize him since hes Hockey allah.

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is crysby being a dirty faggot again? too big of a pussy to use his body so he uses his stick to slash instead

i honestly just wish someone would fucking flatten him and end his hockey career, mcdavid can carry team canada from here on out

If you're not watching the Pens-Sens game you're missing some great big hits.

letang can suck a wang

Are Ottawa fans really complaining about Uncle Gary, when he literally gifts the Norris to Karlsson year after year, despite his shit defencive skills?

Well there's a lot of options in our lineup.

Phaneuf, Boro, Smith, Burrows, hell, Ryan is throwing big hits tonight.

Oh, also, what a surprise, more PENULTY.

Crosby is the third best player of all time but hes a dirty piece of shit. This is not debatable.

>Crosby deserves it
And then there's this faggot.

Sounds like I'm missing quite a game desu senpai

>a grinder is dirty

So surprising...

>gifts the Norris to Karlsson year after year
>completely ignoring the fact that ''BUT HE WAS DUE'' Doughty got it last year despite Karlsson clearly deserving it more

Crosby doesn't even crack top 5. Gretzky, Lemieux, Orr, Howe and Bossy are all better than him.

Maybe top 10. MAYBE.

Lyl
This for real though. Greedy bastard he is. Should have died like he was supposed to.

>This b8 again

most of crysbys goonery is well away from the play

Are you delusional? Karlsson should be in line for his fifth straight Norris this year.

>Grinder

>Cindy

Oh please you fucking wannabe queerbecer fuckmuffin.

If the refs didn't fucking protect him every fucking night, he'd be fucking in a fucking hospital trying to figure out how a spoon works with how much of a whiny little cunt he is.

>Karlsson ever deserves a Norris

Theres a reason Ottawa didnt make the playoffs last season.

methot wont be back tonight....greeat

>and he is the sole reason
kill yourself.

So youre admiting that teams take cheap shots at him?

You know what's most hilarious AND sad about Melnyk?

He fired the guy who got him that liver. He fired Cyril Leeder AFTER HE LITERALLY HELPED SAVE HIS LIFE.

its ok when crosby does it

>Crosby is the third best player of all time
not even top-5, and only arguably top-10

>inb4 m-muh PPG

>Crosby isn't a grinder
I knew there were some dumbasses who post here but wew.

Anyone post a webm of Crosby being dirty? Can't find anything on /r/hockey

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No, he'd be fucking in a hospital because he'd be fucking hit hard every fucking game and his little pussy fucking physiology wouldn't be able to handle it, to say nothing of the concussions he'd get from getting finished after he started shit without the refs saving him before the other guy could hurt him.

>t. Booty blasted snes fan

Crosby is the GOAT

What a cunt.

crysby isnt even top 10

a top ten player wouldnt be injured for half his career because of a couple of big hits

So Lemueix also isnt top 10?

Look up Crosby on Twitter

shit the fuck up faggot literally fall into a hot stove face-first

I could listen to this guy describe concussions all day long.

>mattmemes

he had cancer

lemieux voluntarily left because the league was shit and he had cancer, not quite the same thing

I wish I could make a webm of this conversation.
>concussion gave me epilepsy

My sides have had the same results.

lymphomababby

you call in sick to work when you have the flu, you little bitch.

Crosby is 5th all-time and is on pace to pass Howe and Orr depending on how much hardware he accumulates the second half of his career. His PPG in this era is unreal and would easily be 3rd all-time if he played in any other era.

How about you fuck right off bud

more respectable than having a glass brain

Hey there gents!

I'm a up-and-coming writer for TSN, and I'm trying to get some hockey opinions from the best of the best analysts on Sup Forums, and Bob McKenzie won't return my calls.

Any new information, opinions, or ideas about this season would be greatly appreciated. Even insights on future players, and the league in general, helps a ton with my research.

Thanks in advance!

>Ottawa is getting beat by a D-Corp consisting of Ruhwedel, Corrodo, Streit and a bunch of literal whos
>They are considered """""cup contenders""""""

Lel what a buncha busts

>b-b-but muh penuldys!
Stop retaliating you goons.

>lemieux voluntarily left because the league was shit
it wasn't thought. this was probably the most pretentious moment in the history of the league

this. the cancer gave him powers.

>second half of his career
>what is CTE
crysby is a season or two max from basically being an invalid

>wondering why other thread is suddenly ded
>oh right, I'm on a board that jumps ship the second a thread hits 500
Why do you faggots do this?

>"leads the league in scoring"
>26 goals

McSecondary dicksucking is a fucking joke

crosby chopped off daniel alfredsson's arm with a katana

oh. ok.

don't they have a bunch of injuries right now

I'm going to bed now guys. I don't want you to fight too much, and I DO NOT want to find /hoc/ in ruins when i come back

Good night

>tfw governmentt-sponsored ads interrupt your hockey watching experiences to advertise themselves

>t. sindy crysby

mcdavids not very good he just skate fast in a straight line and they gift him points

Guy's you won't believe this, but during the first intermission crosby came into my house and slashed my mom.

Posting from the hospital right now, they're re-attaching her arm now as we speek. She might not make it.

Fucking crosby, fucking bettman.

Anyone else having issues with streams tonight?

CTE isn't real.