Who drinkin with me?

Who drinkin with me?
It's late at night and perfect time to be up and ignoring our self hatred.

Had some glenfiddich 14 year old while watching the 11 o'clock news. Just an ounce though, gonna give my liver a break after drinking over a pint of scotch last night. Needed an irish coffee this morning just to take the edge off the hangover.

Would like to but I polished off my booze during the day.

on my 10th beer or so. . .how you doin Sup Forumsros?

orange one pumpkin spice is better

don't tell me you are seriously drinking that shit?

btw im drinking barcardi white, so i guess i shouldnt be talkin lol

nice trips
i'll drink with ya
drinking the usual
$9.99 to bring the suitcase home
ice cold
hasn't failed me yet
don't expect it ever will

Drinking cheap whiskey.
I paid less than 10 USD for a 750 ml bottle, a 2 L mineral water and a 5 kg ice bag.

doin mighty good, drank 10 last night, thinkin i'm gonna go light tonight
easy for me to say right now
everybody knows i aint goin light

supppppp

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

sup homie. tried to stop drinking, got to 1 week, here i am.

fuck stopping, just take breaks
i took three 2-week breaks over the past year
feels like an accomplishment and make sit all the better to dive back in
good for the liver too
it's waaaaaaay easier to get through the downtime knowing that you're gonna get soaking wet shittyfaced as a reward at the end

ITT: Wagecuck Alcoholics

bump for the alkies

wrong : i don't have a job

+ Losers

My nigga

we can't all be cool enough to name-call in an alky thread at 4:40AM EDT, user

Why do u Americans drink cheap booze? Here in Canada even the cheap shit like captain Morgan's is 30$ on a 750ml bottle of rum and yet I still dish out at least 40 for a decent bottle. Started drinking good gin and got myself a taste for it this year. If u spent what I do on a bottle you'd be dipping in the premium shit.

>Here in Canada even the cheap shit like captain Morgan's is 30$ on a 750ml bottle of rum
>Why do u Americans drink cheap booze?
because we can
hahhahahaahahahahahaahah
fuckin leafs
sucks to be you, living in liberal tax-me-up-the-ass land

Straight to the tax chirp, good stuff. I suppose with all the money you save on booze you must be living it large. Enjoy your shit beer and ghettos.

nuttin but love for ya, leafs
but nah, as you might have guessed, i'm a broke piece of shit alcoholic
but yea i love hockey so cheers to ya leaf

soco and pepsi, kill me. i have 26 dollars to my name and no job. i was told by my local chrysler plant to wait for a call that never came so im just sitting on my ass and im pretty much out of money now.

milwaukee's best is pabst you cusp

Cheap Canadian Mist whiskey ,double shot in my coffee. No job, just a monthly pension check.

No shitty retail job or whatever? I know it's not ideal but it can hold you over until you find something better.

Apple shine. About 75-80%.
First sip is like getting one of those shots at the dentist. Face goes numb.

>implying people who piss and moan on Sup Forums were ever in any kind of real financial trouble
>implying all these fat pieces of shit don't have trust funds from their rich daddies
>implying anyone pissing and moaning on Sup Forums ever has had, or ever will have a job to being with

im fucking sick of 10 an hour jobs im going to hate myself working every fucking day. i dont wanna do it anymore. ill probably end up back at fucking walmart stocking 3rd shift for fucking 10.5 again but i really need something above 12. im trying to move the fuck outta my dads. i lived in milwaukee for a bit and i was doing fine but i fell off a balcony on acid and broke my femur in half so i had to move back home. id move back out but i have a girl here now and i fucked the dude i was living with's girl so now they all hate me lmao

I get it sucks but if you really only have $26 and no job you gotta do the grind for a while.

>implying any of us alcoholics give a fuck about what you think in our thread

chill out man, have a fucking beer

i mean youre right, i guess im just having trouble admitting it to myself and then reapplying for walmart

i'm already drunk mate, just calling a spade a spade

>11:35 in the morning here
>already had a 6 pack of beer, 3 "shots" of vodka
>plan on drinking all day

Anyone joining me for the ride?

polished off my hard liquor a few days ago, so im drinking smirnoff ice spiked. not enough to get me super fucked up, but a happy buzz. lord knows i need it.

what's going on man?

Its 5:44 here on the east coast so I am on my first drink .I will hitch a ride for awhile.

my ex girlfriend left me this past wednesday, i havent been sober since, and shes been here keeping an eye on me because she knows im spending most nights drunk, and i have a slight history of self harm, and she feels bad for leaving me. not that that stops her from laying in my bed texting her ex, but hay whatever.

Sounds good buddy. Across the sea and far away, currently in Stockholm.
What'ya drinking?

Absolut Vodka Lemon here. Gonna buy more beer later.

>a mix of Caribbean rum, natural flavours and a “bold spice blend” of citrus, chipotle and jalapeño pepper
So, rum for the people who,don't like the taste of rum?

And is this part of the "soft launch" marketing campaign

if she left you and is still there hanging around she's using you and is not a good person, sorry if that's blunt but hey we're drunk. especially when she's in your bed texting other guys acting like she still cares about you. id call you a beta but obviously you dont need someone to be a dick right now. kick her out and try to move on cause if she's pulling that shit you deserve better

EX divorced me 5 years ago took my house 2 kids and half my bank , was sober for 20 years then started drinking again . Wont talk to her fuck that bitch.

Canadian Mist whiskey and now a Narragansett beer.

xD its all good Sup Forumsro. id love to kick her out, but right now shes all i have, i dumped all my time and money into her, ended up drifting away from most of my friends, at this point im just happy to have someone to keep me company, even if shes just using me to ease her guilt.

good, i dont blame you. she sounds like a prick. wish i could say i was willing to cut someone out like that xD

you seem like you got a pretty good head on your shoulders, as long as you understand that eventually you gotta look out for whats best for you. best of luck to you, Sup Forumsro

thanks my guy. im planning on it. have a good night, happy drinking Sup Forumsro.

$9.99 a case? where do you live? It's $14.99 a case here. (D.C. suburbs)

Gold digger .14 years younger than me wanted that big house and a family and a sucker to pay for it all (me)

fucking rip lmao

fucking bitches, man

pabst is my blood

hell i'll buy the $10 handles. who cares if it tastes like shit, you're getting drunk

Got fucking 5 beers and half a 5th of Bell's whisky in my gut.
Not drunk. Been 45 minutes..
Usually a light weight bitch.

Happens to me sometimes, you drink and nothing happens.
BUT WAIT! It hit's like a ton of bricks in a while, trust me.

Cheap beer can be good beer.I don't get these guys with their six packs of micro craft beer ..Micro beer for micro penis I guess.

fuck man the second I read that my head felt like it fell ten stories straight down
you a wizard?

missouri mate
the fuck kind of heartless bastards would charge 15 bucks for this shit?????????

Total Wine which is one of the cheapest places for beer up here

$8.50 for the same shit here in Franklin-Tennessee

>He fell for the 3D wife

10 bucks for a handle of Cossack Vodka
16 bucks a handle of Whiskey
6 bucks for 6 pack of 16 oz Narragansett.
high taxes

Yeah she did have triple Ds massive boobage

>16 bucks a handle of Whiskey
Meanwhile 40 bucks for the same here in Sweden...

I've been sober for just about two weeks now. Had a drinking problem due to schizophrenia, but now I'm on some meds that relax me to some degree, still not enough though. The evenings are the worst.

Wow and I am from Connecticut Gotta pay for that socialism.

fuck quitting
quitting is for quitters
don't let society tell you to quit
they want you to be miserable like them

Yeap.. That's why we all do "the run" down to Germany twice a year and buy our stuff at the bordershops. Shit 70% cheaper down there.

Good for you ,keep it up . I got so much more done when I was sober .After a few weeks I never looked back till I got divorced,

AND you get fucked up the ass by rapefugees. must be rough

thats dope and sounds fun as fuck honestly haha

Thats the way to do it . I could go to New Hampshire which has no state sales tax .
But I too lazy.

It is haha. Always go with my buddies.
So if you go to Sweden some day and see Volvo wagons riding low, like if someone loaded a ton of bricks in the back you know why.

>sweden
>volvo wagon
>tfw rally enthusiast not born in europe

fly me out ill drink with you guys and you can teach me swedish

im blonde and have blue eyes if that helps

also i can flick into any snow covered corner you put in front of me, real respects real

i'm American and i want some of this Norrlands Guld shit right fuckin' now

You can borrow my pick up truck ,1/2 ton 4 wheel drive 5.4 V-8 you could haul a lot more .

Dude would be fun as fuck.
>rally enthusiast
Man, you should really experience the Swedish Rally some day. Deep in the northern woods, brutal cars, bonfires and so much beer you could drown in it.
>1/2 ton 4 wheel drive 5.4 V-8
The question then goes to "will the gas costs still make the trip profitable?" Hmm.

>Norrlands Guld
It's good, damn good.

Had over 5 shots of vodka and working on my 2nd 24oz of hurricane malt liquor. Playing new vegas, going all Explosisves with some science if anyone's interested in that. Wife's playing fallout 4, going all punchies and stealth.

drinking cheap whisky, not dealing with life, GF went to bed, wont humor my sex drive, is worried that I have work tomorrow, just waiting for her to got bed so i can fap

inb4 "hurr durr I dont know how time zones work"

17 mpg unloaded. But time is money make one trip instead of 2 = cash.
Big truck I guess its a American red neck thing.
Not many in Sweden I guess.

No work today or ever. I am retired.

Btw listening to MSI: how i learned to stop giving a fuck. shits too real

Pic me shit faced at a party 8 years ago

hawaii?
alaska?

799 a case for me

is it bat that im 27 an dream of being retired? I cant really work for more than a few months at a time before i feel like my entire life is a waste.

Bottom shelf booze is the only way to go. 10 bucks for almost a gallon

New Zealand

please. one day i hope to have the expendable income to travel and go. i even told my girlfriend "WE'RE GOING TO GO SOME DAY AND IT'S GOING TO BE COLD AND HORRIBLE AND YOU'RE GOING TO HATE IT BUT WE'RE GOING." didn't even consider the beer part. but all the "crashes/action" videos on youtube where like a car will ditch and like 12 guys run over with a carabiner and a strap and just 1-2-3 heave the cunt out of the ditch gets me fuckin torqued lemme tell ya. best spectator sport that fucking exists.

ahh very nice
color me green with jelly

sick mullet ya greasy fuckin goof

38 NZD for 40% 1 liter, cheaper to do wine but was hoping to get the GF drunk enough to let me stir the pain

Not that bad.
And there's actually quite a lot of trucks here.
Sweden do after all host the worlds biggest American car meet "Power Big Meet" every year.

You need to start budgeting money for just you, my dude. I get them same way, but I can stave it off with a day of shopping for new clothes/sex toys/shoes/games/ect. It helps keep you going. Keeps looking foreward to the next shopping trip.

Its a long grind , you can do it, the trick is not to let it kill your spirit. Work hard but you got to have good times when your off.

You'll be alright

not a mullet, just no hair cut for 10 years

youre still a greasy goof

Shopping doesn't help, im only slightly underpaid, i tend to lend/give away most my money, hoping that being generous will help me feel useful (pro tip it doesn't)