Hey /b got caught watching porn at school. Should I kill myself? Pic related

Hey /b got caught watching porn at school. Should I kill myself? Pic related.

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Why would you watch porn at school dummy? You should at least watch it for the goofs with friends.

Nah just say I was planning to do that with your mum to anyone that annoys you about it

Own it like a badass.

There was this one time in my english class when a technician asked to use a japenese kids laptop to test the smartboard and 1000s of imiages of hentai porn came up on the screen in front of the whole class.. SHit was so cash. hishgschool was fun

lol, sauce?

I got caught watching foot fetish porn when a girl stole my ipod touch in lunch and it was very embarrassing for a few weeks but everyone forgot about it

how about some context,
type of school? inb4 underaged ban
who caught you?
where you just looking or beating your meat?
where you browsing a porn site or a thread?

if i where you i would have played it off like i stumbled apon a thread, saw a hot chick and make a joke about saving it for later. as long as it was strictly pic related and nothing fetish like.
sure either way its a hit to your social image but you can make it abit better on yourself by joking about it.

This bro... act as if. Grow a pair. All that shit. Some one catches you jerking off in the shower at school, you fucking finish. Side note what kind of porn?

I'm sorry John clease. I was just so horny!

that poor kid was just paying homage to his country, still fukin rekt

if you get visibly embarrassed you actually make it worse on yourself.

ur fucked

i remember smoking weed in the school bathroom watching porn with some friends. eventually got to some Asian shit and friend literally rolled on the piss soaked floor at the noises the girl made

I was just looking (rock hard though) I'm in last year of high school 18 years old. It was downloaded and on vlc so can't really brush off. Everyone already thinks I'm a perv so I'm probs gon get suspended.

Hope people forget about this but probs won't

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I would like some sauce as well

Blowjob Pov

seems like you got an issue there friendo.
gotta tuck that shit down and keep your back to the wall. (or just not do that at school)
clearly your schoolmate's are correct about you being a perv but to what extent? some girls are into that, as long as you'er not a beta bitch. but never use a school computer unless ironically. (for lack of a better term)
couple of my friends switched out the school computer labs screen savers for porn.

either tough it out and people will forget or take the weak mans route and kys. if your options the latter then post a stream link

>some girls are into that
ha, where did you go to school? Amish country?

Not without streaming it faggot!

Thanks user probs am just gonna leave school and go some where else if I don't get kicked first.

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll that sucks.why would you do tht though...... like wtf hHHHHHhHAHAHAHAHAHA8A

looks just like a girl I used to fuck with in Florida

defiantly situationally dependent bringing that shit into public is the kicker for being a weird perv but my high school girlfriend liked porn and got me into hentai.
again "some" not all.

I was really bored in stats and it just kinda Happened.

>Be 7th grade maybe 8th
>brag about internet porn to kid
>I-I'd buy some from you
>print out a few pages of 34 cartoon porn ads, mainly Simpsons porn
>sell it to him during passing time
>he opens the folder in the fucking lunchroom
>gets caught by the principal, obviously
>instantly turns and points to me

More fire for the Christian "therapist".
>mom brings this fucker the folder one session
Apparently I was some fancy word for resistant to thearapy.
Didn't get to watch the Simpsons for a while...
Anyways porn at school is bad mmkay?

Oh and the time I was trying to download a picture of the "I have DIABEETUS" guy in the library and icons of gay porn started flooding onto the desktop
Hard shutdown and bounced, IT guy knew it was me though.
Again porn at shool is not good.

I actually jerked off and jizzed on the floor under my desk during geometry class once. I cringe to this day when I think of what would've happened if someone had noticed what I was doing.

Carpet or tile wtf how didnt anyone catch the stench and puddle of jizz

no. don't even be ashamed of it. really.

Trapezoids are fucking hot, though

OP here
You're braver than me user i was sitting behind a girl like a four away and clad was dead silent so I couldn't

from my experience its not all that easy to smell jizz unless your right up on it.

that tetrahedron gets me ever time

thats pretty late in the game. did you explain it was to turn a profit? i sold pirated dvds of ggw for awhile, only to people i knew relatively well

i lurk hard so idk how to green text, too lazy to look it up

but i was in 1st grade and i cut some photos out of a gaming magazine and gave them to a friend. (mind you i gave them to him the day before while we where at my house) same fucking thing, caught in the lunchroom showing them to friends. on in particular was a woman bent over probably some grand theft auto snapshot. but i got suspended for this shit when my so called friend ratted. shit was fucking stupid

Tell fuck off it don't suck it's self

fuck that IT guy. assuming your not a closeted homosexual that wasn't your fault, Internets fucked up. i cant go to some sites without some hentai popup making itself in focus above my browser. thank god for ad block, but you don't always get that luxury and it isn't bullet proof deny deny deny

Coulda, woulda, shoulda