Have you ever fucked someone famous?

Have you ever fucked someone famous?

I jerked myself off before. I have 5 hundred thou followers on twitter

How many people know your mom?

Does mama June count?

you saying you fucked her?

Fucked a semi-famous uk tv actress, before she became semi-famous though.

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yeah! 3 times

after the vid, she becomes famous

nice! where did you cum?

I fucked miranda cosgrove at a house party.

Does it count if I was a teenage groupie who got backstage after a Fleetwood Mac concert?

u lucky sob! Ive had a crush on her awhile. They need to have her wear sexier shit on dark matter!

fucked a girl who later became a playboy model in my country

Not me, but I know someone who did.

we fucked always with condom. So just in condom

Not me personally, but my wife got spitroasted by two actors off Hollyoaks. So proud.

I got fucked by Tom Cruise

No you got fucked by Bobby with them tools

oh yeah...but i came on Haley Lu Richarsdson face. and yes she was with her bf at this time

How u know? Was you there?
No
Me and tomy had a great and special night.
And fuck you

most famous I've fucked

>famous

I recognise nobody in this thread.

I like her

hahaha

i fucked a german pornstar for money. does that count?

OP's is the girl from Silent Hill.
She's on some show now.

who?

i'm into her so indulge me some pervy questions please. clean shaven or bush? did she suck? swallow? how was her pussy? tight? did you eat her out? was she overall very sexual/kinky or boring in bed?

I fucked a chick who plays in the New Zealand netball team...not exactly famous but they are well known down here

vivian skylight. she isnt very famous

shaved pussy.
we had sex 3 times, twice she has blown me at the foreplay
never swallowed, i always came in condom
tight pussy, not that tight like a virgin but yes
i eat her out once
not kinky and not boring something between

neither very pretty.

fucked a finalist on singapores next top model a couple times.
angela watkins for anyone interested.
toooo good.

Local news meteorologist, so not like, super-famous. Dated in highschool for about a year, obviously before she was on TV. Fucked once or twice a week.

Lost interest in her when she got past the age of 12.

Fucked Emma Stone pre-hollywood
Kinky

used to fuck a tennis player who is now a wta top 50

which one? i work for the ATP lulz

yes. he's a bottom who thinks he's a top

hahah, nice. givin you a hint: she's comin back from an injuriy i think. was better ranked before than now.

No, but I used to be kinda famous. Now I like to live my life kinda anonymously.

I moved to another country and it's actually great walking around without any eyes on me

is she american?

As local as local news gets

nope

whats your name boi

well i'm just going to guess Gavrilova because i know she's a sloot (i tagged her at Roland Garros last year)

i ran the train on casey anthony in 2003 with my friend at a party. she would always get all sloppy and start crying and shit when she would drink, but on coke or beans she would fuck whoever had their pants off.

im not that special she fucked dozens of guys in the time i knew her from 2002-2003. my dad got a few suckoffs from her even. she is one seriously messed up bitch. her father used to whore her out for fuck movies as a little kid not even really for money, but because it got him hard.

OP here
beside her i've fucked a few more actresses
Kelly Washington
Audrey Esparza
Seychelle Gabriel
Brie Gabrielle
Kaitlyn Dever
Haley Lu Richardson
Madisen Beaty
Naomi Scott
Caroline Sunshine
Freya Tingley
and a lot more extras

hahah, nah sorry, we didn't share the same girl then. gavrilova is not bad either. what's your position?

Ahahaha

I didn't know that any of Mac were Friends of Dorothy

Always had a crush on her. Shes pretty cute.

I've fucked two female football/soccer player

proof or it never happen

no, but someone that wasn't famous fucked me

i fucked naomi scott in her ass

hi jake

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Best Bj ever

Sorry dude. I have no fucking idea who any of them are. Carolina Sunshine? What the fuck is that?
Well done on the scores though. Am assuming they must all be yuuuuge in britbong land

Porn star Natasha Nice. I recognized her in a store I was working, and she started flirting with me. At the end of the conversation she gave me her hotel info.

Fucked her twice that weekend. Amazing.

i fucked Ewa Farne before she got famous (if anyone know Polish singer)

Sure, as everyone knows /b is a place filled with people who fuck famous personalities

These are all real people but some of their names don't sound real. They sound like the kind of fake name you'd find in a Nigerian prince email scam.

>Seychelle Gabriel
>Caroline Sunshine
>Freya Tingley

No, Bro. I am sorry, but no name actresses are easier to fuck.
and yeah carolina sunshine, stupid name for a stupid person but she's good in bed

Brit here. Never heard of any of them.

Over to you Australia

My uncle was in the news after we had sex, does that count?

My coworker made a sandwich for Stone Cold Steve Austin. There was no intercourse involved, but I just think it’s a cool story. Apparently, he drives a boring Chrysler sedan, not a pickup truck. Sorry guys.

Nope, they sound Murrica as shit to me.

Naomi scott is britain
Freya Tingley from Australia
the rest are all americans

How

samefag

New Zealand?

I think we know where this is going

Yeah, Bridget Regan.

Love those numbers. Kiwi here, never heard of any of em

I fucked him once. He was such a bitch

you type like a thirsty pajeet making up stories for the internet.

>famous
Most of the people mentioned here aren't even really "famous". There's a clear distinction between fucking celebrities and working actresses. The former is unattainable for all but the most lucky anons with serious connections or who are rich/famous themselves irl (unlikely), the second isn't that hard to land on randomly, and you could fuck many of them by just attending the right parties.

just guessing

Kaitlyn Dever??!!!

haha. im just still drunk

Life has been kind to me and I make quite a lot of money. I've got a think for skinny brunettes and rough anal, and I've done as much with pretty much every skinny brunette pornstar you could think of from the past decade or so. They pretty much all work as escorts, either publicly listed or simply hitting them up on social media or through their agents, and I've paid an average of about 3k per girl all expenses considered.

A lot of it is trying to guess which ones will become famous so I can slip them the old one eyed Willy while they are attainable and brag when they arent

Germany here, never heard of them too.

Who is this?

you've got a wild imagination there, kiddo.

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not too famous, but was fucking local white blonde milf newscaster here in Louisville -she was divorced and looking for fun

If it counts, I fucked Amber Ivy when she was escorting in Ohio 5ish years ago. That was before she did porn though

weren´t you in a psychiatric facility?

Color of bush?

I know who Kaitlyn is, how was she?

Used to be a director in adult so I fucked quite a few porn stars. Lexi Belle most famous. Not sure if that counts. Also was with two local tv personalities within a few weeks of each other and one day driving I saw them both on the same billboard which was kinda cool

Talk about Lexi

landing strip, like her hair
she was good, a great cock rider. came on her little tits

My mom briefly dated Jeremy Renner (the guy who plays Hawkeye in the Avengers) in high school. Didn't really believe the story at first but it checked out and she even got sorta back in touch with him, at least for a short e-mail correspondence where he confirmed he remembered her.

What made the story especially weird or meaningful to me is that this was just before she met my dad, and had my oldest brother with him while she was still in high school. It was kind of a choice between the two.

So if there's multiple realities, chances are in a good deal of them I don't exist and she's got some of Hawkeye's kids instead.

Before or after the taco Bell phase

me and a buddy fucked woman on the left, hardly famous but was funny seeing her on " raising hope"