Blowjob stories thread. What percentage of chicks are actually good at giving head

Blowjob stories thread. What percentage of chicks are actually good at giving head.

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In my experience, 2 out of 30-something girls have been good at giving head. Only one got me to cum, but the other one could swallow the entire cock, and she's the only one who's been able to do that, so she gets an honorable "good" even though she couldn't get me off.

Married bitches that have at least one kid give the best head.

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"again"

>find asian girl
>have relationship with bdsm stuff in it
>wants to get used
>one day admit that i never got off during a blowjob
>wants to try
>probably 40mins+ in i start to feel it
>keep telling her not to stop and push her in
>"grghghghllglg sto-grgr-p ano-grlg-n"
>come while she pukes
feelsbadman

i can't relax, i enjoy head alot, feels amazing.
but whenever i come to the edge i can't let it happen, don't know why.

Ugh similar results, first girl I could actually fuck her mouth, grab back of her head, go full speed, and cum (even though she couldn't take much, guess she used her tongue to keep it going down her throat and gagging) last girl if she was on her back on edge of bed she could take whole thing, feels very different, but she couldn't suck dick for long or fast so never made me cum, but def a great experience (plus she had double D's which helped everything too...)

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Okay, seriously- why is this image posted so much? It's ugly as fuck. The first frame looks like a retarded fish, the second frame looks like a monkey, and the last frame looks like a double-chinned Mr. Bean.

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my wife
2 hookers
2 guys

none are good. my wife is the best because she learns and takes advice.

I have received a blowjob from 42 individual women. Only 3 of them ever really rocked my world.

Most of the blowjobs I have received resulted in mediocre orgasms.

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Fag op did this shit yesterday . Grow up opie.
Thread is for fags.

Had my dick sucked by 30-ish girls, 3 have been amazing. Also had my dick sucked by a couple dudes and a couple trannies, nothing special there.

And for the record I’m a tranny, and I’m not that good at sucking.

you can be bad at getting head

don't just sit there like a dead retard

Had many a bj in my 43 years on this earth. Only 3 girls stand out for skill. V the first was a Russian nympho I dated who putt in x10000 effort into sex and was up for anything. Another girl in college gave me an amazing hot/cold water bj by alternating having water in her mouth of different temps. The last is my wife, who normally is bad, but was amazing when we took mdma one time.

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I can honestly say I give the best head! And I do not want anything in return.

Male cocksucker though.

As a femanon I second this.

Worst is my current gf.never wants to.always bitchy and miserable when she actuallt does do it.just sticks the tip in her mouth and lightly strokes me.

Then there is my buddies sister.gives head like a fucking pro.not to brag but she was the only one to swallow all 9.The eye contact, head movement, moans, spitting and slurping.hard just thinking of it.Her brother wasnt too bad at sucking either.must run in the family lol

Ive had sex with 5 chicks. 1 gave good bjs. And she learnt. So 20%

Cut fags should not, by definition, be allowed to have an opinion in blowjob appreciation/analysis threads. Take your mutilated jew cocks elsewhere, please.

It's not a jew cock if it was done at an older age due to phimosis

Good boy, your service to the cock is not unnoticed nor unappreciated

Girls just seem to suck at sucking. My current girlfriend is decent at it. But her jaw gets sore after 10 minutes. Men on the other had will vacuum the cock forever. Best head I've gotten was from a random dude while in the crowd of a concert. Luckily I came out clean, ya never know with random concert goers who are insane enough to blow you in the middle of a set

Anal

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well, here we are in a Blowjob Stories thread

ever had your face fucked?

Hmm... I dont know about that. I've never had to give head for very long before the dude cums

Bet magikarp gives some righteous head

Man, takes me forever to cum from bjs. Most of the time their jaw gets sore

Thank you Sir. That is what I am here for. Sucking cock whenever you need your balls drained.

Yes and I enjoy it. Not in the way girls do when they're lying and just think it's hot to say that. You can tell, because they suck at it. I have a degradation fetish and I fucking love getting my face fucked.
>mfw I laugh at my own pun

I'm the best!!
Pic is me

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Truth

SUCK MY DICK, SEMEN DEMON

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suck my dick, semen demon

SUCK MA DICK SEMON DMON

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I second this. Tireless sucking and will swallow every drop.

All of them if you teach them

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>spitting
I don't understand the appeal of spitting. When some cunt starts that I tell them to stop. Its because they don't know what else to do. The best head they blow, suck hard, go shallow go deep, use their tongue and get into it and when its over there is no mess.

I've had head from 15 women. Married now. The wife is an expert (deepthroat and swallow all with enthusiasm) so I'm lucky there.
I remember getting head off a girl at uni and she was just boring. Only took the head, no shaft, and went about it like she was reading the paper. Came on her tongue after properly beating myself and watched it fall out.

Then there was another girl who gave really aggressive head that was right on the pleasure pain barrier. Sucked balls really hard and built up the pressure on my shaft as she was sucking. Only downside was she couldn't keep my cum down and it would go everywhere, which was still hot. The tension build up led to earth shattering orgasms. I'm miss her. She never let me fuck her though. Don't know why.

Another one was a shy girl who I use to fuck. I woke up one morning after a night out. We had fucked the night before but he condom split and I didn't have another so we'd stopped. I woke up with a raging hard on, woke her up and fucked her mouth. She just lay there and took it while I went to town. Came during deepthroat. Probably the best.

What makes you think that?

Hey guys, my gf never gives me head, I didnt really care or notice as we have plenty of fun otherwise. She told me she cant because she had some bad experience in the past. Seeing as you are all mentally ill can you give me some tips on how I can help her?

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Throw her in a dumpster fire

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ayy

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Most have been pretty crap. Trick is (with anything to do with sex really), to find a girl who isn't self conscious and will get properly into it. Usually comes with age and experience. Current gf is the best one at it and almost makes me faint from a bj. Hence why she's still current.

Best I've had was a cute guy, they go in

Seconded.

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Only time I've ever cum from a blow job was with guys. Never came from a BJ with a woman and I've had plenty.

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>mfw never had a blowjob
Anyone (femanons) in London want to break my head virginity?

Blowjob on E
Would recommend.
Pic related

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my ex was good at giving head. it was pretty much her only redeeming quality... I dont have and pictures of her left though because she's stupid

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never got off from one

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I've only ever had one blowjob and I could barely get it up let alone cum. Mixture of too much alcohol and anxiety made for a very numb penis.
I'm glad I shared this story with you guys

This pic is gross. She's not that good looking and that doesn't look like much of a blowjob.

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I've known 2 girls who sucked cock well, out of maybe 6 who blew me.

Most just put their muths on your dick while you push your cock in and out. A goid cocksucker eats that dick, actually sucks on it, and uses her tongue. Can make you come in a minute.

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Had a few do it but have only cum once without beating meat myself

>be me, 27
>okcupid whore, 15 years older
>likes being used
>new to this.jpg
>give her strict rules for when we meet
>no eye contact only look at my cock masturbate to my cock and have an orgasm before you start giving me head
>sitdownwhenyoupee.jpg
>meet in car, she does the deed without any intervention from me
>came so hard I went andecond round while limp noodle was in her mouth

29, in a relationship now. She’s 31. Everything is amazing about it except I’m the first guy she’s given head to. Trying to train her but she has a poor gag reflex and hates the salty taste of semen.

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Ask yourself this: how many partners have you had that fon't know how to kiss?

Watch less porn and don’t get so drunk you absolute degenerate. It gets better, trust me. Had the same problem in my early days.

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Yeah man I know I know. It's mostly the anxiety that gets me. I just need to alpha the fuck up and pop my cherry. It's quite embarrassing being a 25yo virgin shut in

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I dated a girl for three years who could get me from limp to dumping retarded amounts of cum from just a blowjob. She had so many techniques and every BJ was a new and unique experience. She'd deepthroat, kiss, lick, every possible thing that could be done, in various order and intensities. She could make me cum in a minute if she wanted. Also, she just loved sucking dick. I can safely say I got at least 10 per week. Aside from her, BJs were just foreplay, or I'd cum in a girl's mouth if she wasn't on the pill. Never got too much pleasure from them otherwise.

i'd say 30%
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SUCK MY DICK, SEMEN DEMON

You'll never get head "AGAIN"

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cover your dick in chocolate
or cocaine
depends on your lifestyle

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