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News:

>Fabricio Werdum on Luke Rockhold's callout: 'Why would I fight a chicken?mmafighting.com/2017/3/23/15035732/fabricio-werdum-luke-rockhold-why-would-fight-chicken-ufc

>Kelvin Gastelum ‘thinking about getting the 170 belt’ despite 185 success
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>Roofoosporte sued
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/lawsuit-filed-against-roufusport-in-death-of-milwaukee-kickboxer-dennis-munson-jr

>Artem Lobov is disgusted with UFC pussies who pad their records
mmamania.com/2017/3/23/15035102/artem-lobov-disgusted-with-ufc-p-ssies-who-pad-their-records-mma

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breaking news

Do you guys watch this in a collective stream or whatever? I want to watch more fight sports like mma or kickboxing but all I get on my tv is bellator.

you need to know when fights are coming up then at the right time get a link to stream it free

>lightweight

Watch on the internet. r/mma streams posts links to every event. Bellator has their fights up for free on their website. ACB streams for free on YouTube. Look out for the calendar that gets posted here occasionally

>first he shoops featherweight
>then he shoops lightweight
sage is a welterweight faggot

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>he doesn't even follow mma news
i guess we do need NewsOP

wow, unreal american post here boys

>tfw I unironically read the OP
come on guys, stop fucking around

>canada being this upset that we didnt use his thread yet again
>not realizing we are never going to use one of his shitty early threads
>still making them after months of trying and getting upset when they get abandoned every time
>my fucking sides

Canada btfo yet again, bless OP for news and events

really good posts based on canada boys

i'll let you portion a thread next time

honestly man

really good american post

welcome back

Dustin Poirier -130
Eddie Alvarez +100

Frankie Edgar -260
Yair Rodriguez +180

Henry Cejudo -230
Sergio Pettis +170

Demian Maia -175
Jorge Masvidal +135

Joanna -165
Andrade +125

who wins? and how?
SPOILER(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Ngannou wins via destruction)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))Spoiler

Betting on Yair. The money is way too good. He's going to heem Frankie. Only way I see him losing is if he goes for too many meme kicks and gets taken down. He would be the perfect fighter if he didn't meme kick so much.

Yair
+
Eddie
+
Masvidal
=
value parlay of the year

Add Andrade.

She is going to wrestlefuck and apply pressure on Joanna without gassing.

i'd bet on reem

Sage is a LW and A WW although I'd say he's a natural lightweight and WW is too much for him.

Drop 100 on it. It's honestly worth it.

whew laddie

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holy shit its actually fucking happening

how long would punk last?

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lol wat i love drumpf now XD

fuck off

>Andrade +125

Damn bookies. I was hoping she'd be like +300 cause of fake hype behind Joanna.

what did u mean by this?

wow, unreal american posts here boys seriously

>canada still mad an hour later
cant even make this shit up

I'm honestly saying this as constructive feedback rather than to shit on you but your edits aren't very good. There's something distinctly off about them and it's far too easy to realise they're fake. Since the aim is to replicate UFC posters I'd look at a few and see where you're going wrong

TYBJ

*GADOOSH*

its the font. the font is Akzidenz-Grotesk Bold Condesnsed. I would use it but it's $325 fucking dollars lol. fuck that. i just use Helvetica Bold Condensed. Helvetica is slightly more chunky and with fonts the smallest changes make a huge difference

honestly I'm not even kidding, good american post dude

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>Lesnar vs Jones
GADOOSH
BAM BAM BABABABABABA

>he sits on his computer all day patiently waiting to be cyber bulled
lmao at ur life

>$325 fucking dollars lol
For a font? Wtf
Surely you can grab it for free from somewhere. I doubt everyone out there making fake posters is shelling out $325 for the privilege

>he sits on his computer all day patiently waiting to hate on another man
I don't laugh at others. I only try to help. Take a step back and look what you are doing. Going out of your way to cause harm.

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Wrong file name spergy

He changed the filename once I started to respond to him with that screencap. He was too embarrassed by his eating habits.

I'm not even joking boys, super unreal american posts

(sarcasm)

thats me you retard, how the fuck did you get out of your ban anyway

I waited 7 days.

Never changed anything spergy

>schaub after getting btfo
>"im going to keep fighting, im moving down to LHW"
>*cant stop being a fat fuck*
>"jk i quit im just gonna sell shitty t-shirts and go to boxercise class"

nice idol you got there LOL

Yet he is worth more than every heavyweight champion other than Brock Lesnar.

only if you have place no value on your own pride

That's just not true

honestly guys I'm being serious, super good american posts boys keep it up

You okay there buddy?

/heem/ is my newspaper now

Pretty based

holy shit Schaub got KO'd 3 million times? thats less than I thought

That's a very truthful screenshot
Thanks for reminding us

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Yes, very truthful! Haters are all casuals!

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i actually found it

Truthfully evaluating his chin is anything but casual, homophobe

woops, that wasnt even the right font

why is Ngannou in 144p

find me a higher res pic

Kek I was thinking that didn't look any better but didn't want to mention

This is better, still a bit off THO'

When's that robotic killer-cyborg magic voodoo dancing Nigerian fighter fighting again? I liked him.

what do Rogans farts smell like?

>he paid for the font

i got it. the names are vertically aligned with the "vs" included in the alignment and the weightclass is the same font with arbitrary gaps in the spaces between letters. i think i got it tho

yes, i did. most americans have $325 to blow on frivolous internet fun

What the fuck, you actually did? I was just memeing. Are you the OP?

Are you actually dense

this is actually great

youtu.be/s9ldlNlCA84

Reminder that BJJ is cheating and should be banned

serious question, how old are you?

19

>watching The Chris on twitch
>Yoel_SoldierOfGod joins the chat
>"I LUHH YOU BOI"
>"YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY"
>Yoel_SolderOfGod has been timed out

god those are so fucking bland tho. you should make some cool shit if you're fucking around anyway

Lads, please. Be nice. We're all just a buncha fellas.

>youtu.be/s9ldlNlCA84
Sambo has a hard time against chokes since chokes are banned in their ruleset

nothing ashamed with that all styles have weakness in them like BJJ's lack of takedowns, wrestlings lack of submissions, judo's lack of leglocks etc

you need to cross train

please tell me this happened

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nice

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LMFAO

my sides

he actually thought it was Al too

see you soon boiiiiiiiiiii

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dude his face is fucked up after that knee

Scary thing is, it didn't even hit him in the face... o_O

2cute

see here, half of his face looks like it has no feeling youtu.be/jrwwUI3hP8g