To all straight male anons, if you were offered $5000 to suck a gay man's dick for 10 minutes and swallow his cum...

To all straight male anons, if you were offered $5000 to suck a gay man's dick for 10 minutes and swallow his cum, would you do it?
>STD free gay man
>Guaranteed secret

5000 dollars for ten minutes of relatively harmless work? I’d be stupid not to

I have already paid $5000 to do this, so yes!

Hell yeah I would do this. Easy money

It'd take millions

>Valuing your heterosexuality for that much
Faggot

Why are you faggots always chasing straight men?

Happily

One of us! One of us!

no i hate faggots almost as much as i hate white race traitors

I would do it for 500, as a 90% straight man who only finds 2D traps and futa attractive.

Sure. It's not gay unless you make eye contact.

I would do it for $28K and I don't even live in US so it would be worh considerably more in my currency

shit nigga id suck a dick for free!

Nope

abso-fucking-lutely

Since how long do you spam that same old thread here? 4 months? a year? several years?

one day it's 3000$, then it's a million$, another day it's 10.000$
and along with it, your gay collection pics

have you got any responses that have inspired you? changed your way of thinking?
how much longer will you spam this?

sucked a dick last week, wasn't that bad.

>One day it's $3000, another day it's a million

Apparently the cock market is very volatile right now. Youre better off putting your money in short term pussy bonds.

no dafuq

$5,000 is $5,000. Spend 4 minutes tops and make my months wages with no repercussions? Done.

Forbidden fruit, corrupting "the pure", power trip from "converting", feeling so attractive that " not even a straight guy can resist". These would be my guesses.

5000 is exactly the amount I'd do it for. Price of a good used car

I've been paying $7000 to straight boys for getting my dick sucked.

> tfw my family set me up for life
> tfw never worked in my life

kek

nice trips
you forgot
>generally perverted, moral-free and outlandish behaviour
>trying to talk people into regretable situations
>basically trying to rape a straight male into an unpleasent experience that they have to live with for the rest of their lives
>gay men, getting straight men drunk or drugged
>"just get your friend shitfaced!"
>"just touch him when he sleeps!"

Sure! Why not? Guyz here drink milk...a secretion from an ANIMAL! What's wrong with drinking the secretion from a human? As long as the guy is tested std free, bring that cock here, I will suck and will suck-seed in getting him to cum in my mouth and will swallow and smile as I collect my five!

not for 5k. I` consider it at 500k

I'd do it for free if it wasn't for the male sexual stigma

For 5k? 10 minutes of me suckin peepee? Prostitues are lucky to make that in a month. If its a secret then why the fuck not. I need cash yo.

I'm more straight leaning but I'm definitely not hetero 100%

Moral free isn't accurate, everyone has morals, they just don't align with yours

A lot of people try talking others into regrettable situations, look at all the rape -crying women after a frat party

Rape happens to all demographic

The last two, yeah, probably, people can do shitty stuff to each other when judgment is impaired.

If I was at a party and I woke up to a gay guy sucking me off, I'd just enjoy it, hell I would even stroke his hair. He's sucking my dick, who cares? A lot of people paid more for less.

So you're a high dollar jiggalo then? Slut

>A lot of people try talking others into regrettable situations, look at all the rape -crying women after a frat party
"Talking" others into a situation is NOT rape unless that talk is about I am gonna hurt or kill you if you dont spread and shut up. How the FUCK else do you get pussy without fucking TALKING to the bitch you wanna fuck and asking for it or talking them into putting out??? NOT FUCKING TALKING to them and taking that cunt IS rape!! Geeze! What a dumbass!

Straight as fuck heterosexual male here, funny you ask.
>wake up one day out of the blue, 40
>never even got close to a fag encounter
>still close eyes and flip through the mental card catalog
>mfw learned the Dewey decimal system on card catalog
>stop counting after 100 pussies, remember clearly 12 or so
>now slave through my job, nice house, career
>regret every hour sleeping and being lazy at 18-25 knowing what I know now about how ridiculously easy it is to get hot pussy way above your league
>mfw I take credit for turning 2 chicks lesbian with other girls, but also turned 2 lesbians straight who now are married to men with kids so even Steven
>been shot at
>ran from cops
>been to jail
>been dopesick
>now a family physician but just yesterday I overheard a teenage patient girlfriend say (without even looking up from her phone, not kidding, people surf their phones while doing pelvics) “Ew, I hope you never get old and bald like that”
Bitch, I know full well you didn’t even look at me or acknowledge me
>still ruined my day
> went home, mowed lawn which takes 3 hours cuz fuckhuge stupid burger life
>drink heavily
>wife and kids are gone and 1 day of 7 off so fuck it, find wife’s stash, she can smoke, she’s a mech engineer, I can’t as a medfag cuz license and testing
>crossfaded, butthurt from encounter
>pass out in basement theater watching karate kid “look eye, always look eye! Show me painta fence, show me sidasie, usssshhhh show me Sandafloor, OI. Always looka eye. Come back tomorrow, early, 6am.”
>have very first gay dream ever in life
>hot brunette milf with face of girl mentioned above
>wife is rubbing pussy (same as always, she digs other women)
>brunette whips out gigantic dick as wide as a soup can
>dick head only small size
>I dream sucka dick
>dream heshe says “I’m impressed you can actually suck it”
>wake up alone with sore dry mouth wtf
>whatdoesitallmean.jpeg
>sit down, finishing movie
Am I gay now Sup Forums?? All blurry now.

You're getting triggered when you don't need to be. I am a firm believer that regret isn't rape, but you know that is what happens.

>The last two, yeah, probably, people can do shitty stuff to each other when judgment is impaired.
which is a practice that is encouraged among gays
"bend your straight hot friend into letting him suck you off! if he's drunk enough, he won't fight"
tell me how this is not abuse

You write like a fucking autistic.

I’d do it for a hundred. It’s not that big a deal really. I’d suck a trap clean for free, just gotta envision whatever dude I’m draining as a cute little dick girl and get it done.

Now you're just hate speeching. Where is your proof of all gays encouraging this?

i'll do it for free if I get sucked off afterwards too!

It really depends on how much money is "a lot" to you. $5000 isn't that much to me, so I wouldn't do something i consider nasty for it.

That's just the category it fits into for me, it's not anti-gay, I'm anti-nasty. $5000 to lick someone's shit? Nope. $5000 to fill my nostrils with someone's hot seafood vomit? Nope. Popping my grandfather's hemorrhoid with a needle and squeezing out the pus for $5000. Nope. Suck a guy's dick for $5000. Nope.

I'm not claiming some higher altruism here though, I have my price. It's just not $5000.
Make it $150,000 and I'll do all of them in 5 minutes.

Yeah, I get fucking "triggered" by ignorant asshats who can't fucking convey a clear fucking thought with a coherent fucking sentence. You bullshit conveyed the conflation of taling a woman into sex with fucking RAPE. Learn to fucking write, you fuckkkking dickheaded moron. Ok.. now that we are clear. Regret is tough; however, if the cunts don't think clearly about the consequences BEFORE spreading their legs or swallowing that cock, don't come crying to me about being taken the fuck advantage of. Too fucking late to boo-fucking-hoo. 'Nuff said.

I've heard it many times and have read "tutorials" on here, by gays, for gays. it is encouraged and laughed at. common practice. gays basically think that all men are at least bi and will just let that happen to them and forget about it.

My original statement was pretty clear with the whole "rape-crying" qualifier, you need to get some reading comprehension.

So you're using "but the internet said so" as a defense? Lol

>So you're using "but the internet said so" as a defense? Lol
yeah nice try to appologize for the standard mind of gays, dude. you a pitcher yourself?

I’ve been drinking since 1400 CST 10/17 and on mobile. Doing well by most accounts, but agreed. Wasted way too much time with one squinty eye typing. Sorry to bother your moment.
You pretty okay too.
Go makea balance
>bonzai Daniel-San!

I'd do it........for FREE

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There isn't an apology even remotely in there. You are literally using random Sup Forums posts as "evidence" for hate speech. Jesus you're fucking retarded.

As for the whole "they think all guys are bi" comment, that's just more bullshitting leaking from your mouth. Gays like dudes, they would like the guy they are attracted to, to be gay, I'm sure. That doesn't put any validity to your cancer though.

Do I get to keep the money if I barf? I don't think I would be able to keep the load down.

>$5000
Only? How poor are you?

Hell, I'd do it for free. 42m here, had two bisexual experiments (sucked two dicks) years ago and loved it, although I felt shame at first. I have really wanted to suck another dick for awhile but embarrassed to pursue, plus I'm picky as I only want to suck a white man with a shaved small penis. Go through various websites searching for straight men sucking cock, but it's all obviously just gay porn. Curious and frustrated.

What do?

Sure.

It's a pity dudes are unattractive, because dicks are fun as hell.

I love sucking dick at age 30 now and i've been doing it since halfway through my first relationship with a girl in my 20s.
i've grown fond of making a man moan and cum and i've begun to have a thing for guys stomaches and just above the belt area, because i love seeing their stomache move while i deepthroat them. i also love to suck balls, as my gf does it and it feels amazing. i just love making a cool bro cum.

i've grown to like the dude i've been sucking for years. he's really average looking and i don't like dudes for their faces, i really don't care at all. but through mutual sexual experience over and over again and all that oxitocine shit and slow conditioning, you begin to like a person, no matter what gender. i've been asking if he wants to kiss, but he doesn't like that. instead, he agreed to spit on his dick, so, close enough.
he always says under his breath "I'm gonna cum!" and this moment is bliss to me. it gets me hard. we're both cool, arrange meeting, i come to his place, have fun, not even saying a lot, and i go home. i like it that way.

Im 100% straght but I'd take that offer

No. Not for $50,000 either. I'm sure there is a price, but I do well enough that it would be an extremely expensive blowie.

cock for cash

Yeah. Absolutely I would.

Male models/inspiring actors give blowjob and recieve facial for free in ecxhange for gigs... so who am I to charge that much of money? But I won't do it, nope. Gays are known to be bugchaser and pretty much hiv positive, they just don't know it yet.

Kind of ugly tbh, if I'm gonna sick cock it is gonna be more like this

I wouldn't. Aids. Aids is still almost 100% in the male gay community. Not worth dying for $5,000.

that's a dick that won't fit in your mouth, noob
bad idea to start. clearly no experience. jaw pain in under 30 seconds with this one.

better pic

i'd do it for $50.

$5,000 for a black guy

Just saying, if I'm gonna gay, I want a nick cock similar to that

Sorry bro, still not good looking.

No but I'd let him suck my dick for £5000
>completely straight
>completely broke
>kill me

OP you don't have to offer me $5k

I'd do it for 500.

hang on, how about this

Straght male I would definitely take that deal, that's a new car for me

bad assessment and choice then. that cock looks like it's rock hard. good for fucking a pussy, not nice for someone sucking it. you'd want a 7'' which is kind of squishy to the touch so it reaches down your mouth and throat easier and is more fun to suck and press your tongue on.

>still not good looking

What's wrong with it? Not particularly long but a reasonable length and girth, nice color, clean, uncut. It's an excellent specimen. Plus he has a nice bush. i think you're just being too selective, user.

>It's an excellent specimen.
complimenting yourself, lol. you are way out there.

not the user you talk to, but you have a jungle down there and a little stumpy dick. you need to get that ugly afro trimmed.

More like this then
Still a pass

OP IS A JEW AND THE HOLOCAUST WAS A HOAX

There's an abstract concept that doesn't fit into amerifats world view completely built on capitalism: It's called dignity

The foreskin looks fucking weird.

yeah probably, but only because i'm genuinely poor.
although i probably wouldnt be able to swallow if i tried, just the thought of it makes me gag so it'd probably throw it up

yeah that's a nice cock for sucking
also don't mind the bush, nicely trimmed.

maybe $15000 and yeah

this image is the most vile, truth bending piece of shit i've read from right-wing nazi propaganda on here.

the dentists were removing gold teeth and doing general experimenting.
the "swimming pool" is not a "swimming pool" at all.
generally just desperately trying to find "normality" in the photographs were there was none.
>"oh look, a greenhouse! a dentist! a horse! it must have been fun!"
this can only stem from a child's mind.

... interpreting false vermin extermination ads for their secretive use of cyklon b and other chemicals. that dude making this image is literally eating the nazi propaganda shit out of their asses like any other uneducated fuck did back in 1938. would fit perfectly in the crowd of arm raising neonazis.

Its just appealing overall compared to the weird foreskin guy in here.

$5000 guaranteed no STDs? I guess. If my girlfriend wanted to watch I'd let her. She's into gay stuff. No pictures though. Or video.

my fuckbuddy has a great dick for deepthroating. he kinda is a bit too sensitive as some movements quickly hurt him, but he likes that i enjoy sucking so he just rolls with it.
some folks are completely painfree and you can suck and squeeze their cocks as hard as you like

I wouldn't mind a fuck buddy like that, my issue is I worry about dudes getting stupid about it and treating me like their property after they get complacent about it. I would do it for a bro if he was always chill about it.

NO.
But I would let him suck mine for $500.