Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums

Easy way to make money here

1. Leave a phone on a table
2. Wait for someone to steal it
3. Catch the person in the act and blackmail them for money
4.???
5.Profit

What if they just walk away with the phone?

Threaten to call the police and lawyer up.
Most people will just give you money and run away

Blackmail is a crime, and how much money are you going to get from someone stealing cell phones? One dollar? Two?

Its not really a crime twat.
You could sue the guy or bring him to jail for stealing your shit.
Ever heard of settling shit privately?
Maybe thats why you're a poorfag

Well if he's a poorfag he doesn't have the phone to use as blackmail.

Ok
What if they run away?

Actually you can use anything really, a laptop or just a wallet.

Plus you get to exterminate niggers. Doing the world a favor

op do this and share your success with us -.-

Easy. Use a find my iphone app or simply block the exit. A good place to do this would be like a library.

Only problem is you have to be an alpha chad to demand money from a giant retard nigger

Bump

Ok. I'm 6'2, 200lbs. I'm going to leave and you won't stop me.
I now turn the phone off and leave.
What do you do?

Probably call the cops. At this point I'm trying to put a wild beast in jail rather than earn money

Yeah, I'm gone and I have your phone.

I pound you to dust, snap the phone is half, stick the jagged pieces in your ass and then steal your wallet, any cash, ID, then go to your house and clean it out while your at hospital.

Yeah but I can track you with the app. Checkmate, sucker. Police are right outside ready to shoot your nigger ass

There's a reason why situations like these don't happen often.
Because violent niggers are in prison

I'd say you're an edgelord, but since OP is such a fag you would probably be able to do it.

Call police???
Call????
With what nigga?

Shit.
Second phone?
Kek

Your phone is right here sir?
Im pretty sure someone els left it here sir?
Also, i work here im gonna take it to lost and found.

>doesn’t let nigger leave public place
>calls cops
>op get arrested for false imprisonment

Yeah that could be an issue. But you would need balls of steel to lie that you work for lost and found.

My guess is most people just submit and settle the situation.

>nigger
>op (white) arrested
Good joke

Best idea is to film it and get youtube money, fuck your shitty phone and communicating with niggers

I grew up in a large Eastern US city and ran with a bunch of white, Irish guys that would fuck people up for a lot less than some blackmail scam. We would have a crew within of a phonecall of 15 minutes cleaning your shit out, gone.

I turned the phone off.

this is one of the dumbest things that I've read here

Good idea. Maybe you can even use it as evidence for the nigger's imprisonment.

>checkmate, sucker
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>implying niggers can think
Even so, you'll have to turn it on whether it be to use it or just sell it

Why?

>free money
>niggers go to jail
>youtube star

Do it boi

Any stories?

Nothint personell kid

Too many.
Housebreaks, stolen cars, lots of stolen shit, too much. Fucked up one guys sisters' husband for beating on her, put him in the hospital, and then went and visited him while the cop was interviewing him to make sure he didn't rat. I seen and done a lot of fucked up shit.

Damn. What happened to the crew in the end? Still together?

OK, I give you the phone back and leave?

Refuse to accept it and stand repeat that what you did was a crime and threaten to report to the police unless you give me money

I set it down and leave.... You're only going to get morons with this and morons are broke.

>be nigger
>want to steal phone
>white boi comes out
>threatens to call cops
>using nigger brain i put the phone down and run away

>go back to nigger home
>oh hi dad
>but nothing came
>look on youtube
>NIGGER FAILS TO STEAL PHONE
>see views
>69million
>mfw i gave a guy 69 million views

We ll got married had kids and moved out of the city, we still get together on occasion, but we all went straight in the end.