Goes missing

>goes missing
>teammate dives for pen
>scores it
>goes missing again
is he the biggest fraud in football history?

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AND I THOUGHT CANADA WAS BAD KEK

Did you see the shitty midfield he was playing with? You can manmark Messi out of the game becuase you dont have to worry about Biglia,Masche, or Banega.

Yes.

>argentina
Here's your answer.

Dude, I'm watching a post-match show

They are thrashing the shit out of the team, despite the win. You said shitty midfield, these guys are saying there's NO MIDFIELD, Argentina was basically playing a 4-0-6 formation.

Yea they could never control the ball long enough for a good attack.

>i-i-i-i-it was all higuain's failt!!!!!!11

That isn't Rolando.

>>teammate dives for pen
LITERALLY THE ONLY THING THEY ARE WORTH FOR

It was. He missed an open net

Fuck off back to your country, spic
You're not fooling anyone, you're worse than the shitlean in turkmany

Bravo always dives to other side of messhit's pen ffs

>you're worse than the shitlean in turkmany

Holy shit ,this

WebM pls

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>a nigga from hong fucking kong talking shit about messi
internet is a wonderful place

>being this upset at seeing messi miss a penalty

LMAO, what a pathetic autist.

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>aguero

>Argentina in WC qualification without Messi
7 games, 1 win, 4 draws, 2 losses

>Argentina in WC qualification with Messi
6 games, 5 wins, 0 draws, 1 loss

Yep, fucking fraud is definitely holding this team back

INVENTED PENALTY

>Being so pathetic you wait for the timer to countdown so you can samefag right away
Kek, third world scum

Argentina is such an awful fucking team to watch. Considering how much All-World offense they have they never score any fucking goals.

having more strikers =/= scoring more goals
but Bauza is a retard and haven't realized that

I mean it's not just the strikers. It's like as soon as these players don the Blue and White stripes they forget how to play. Remember that sitter Otamendi skied over the bar? I think he was inside the 6 yard box...

why do u hate based messi messi messi messi
what did messi do wrong
why are u guys bullies

>always end up rooting for the rival team

Our NT plays like shit

Why didn't Icardi play? The old guard must die

Because Icardi cucked Maxi Lopez, he took his wife (a local slut btw)
According to the Argie media he can't play in the NT because of that. I would like to see him in the NT though

But these three goals against Wolfsburg were crucial, they had lost the first leg 2-0 and he single- handedly brought Madrid to the semifinals by scoring a hat-trick in the second game.

> Only because he cucked Maxi Lopez
How many suspensions he has already had so far? didn't he threatened of death to his own fans?

Also him, Inter & Serie A a shit.

he wont play because maxi lopez has friends in high places

>be invisible
>score a penalty your teammate drew for you

Is he, dare I say it, Penaldo?

Because we have like 5 better players in that position, if he was on God mode he would get called, but since lot of players hate him there is no need to call him to ruin the lockeroom chemestry

5 """""""better""""""" players

The only people who rate Icardi are people who don't watch him play

Higuaín, Agüero, Dybala, Prato and Alario are better

Aplogize you cu3cks. This WC he is winning it and go down in history after Pele, Maradonna, Messi.

Of this match or in general?

Higuain and El Kun did fuck all today, like they always do for Argentina

>Higuain

Discarded

>like they always do for Argentina
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentina_national_football_team#Top_goalscorers

Bauza "Hoy jugamos de 10 puntos: ganamos"

Nice manager you got there Argentina.

There's a lot of examples of Higuashit missing chances, that's not one of them. The cross to him was awful, he had no room.
And how many goals in meaningful matches? Argentina went to three straight finals in three years, surely those players scored some goals during those runs correct?

>Chileans got so cucked they stayed to watch the Argentine press conference
Imagine being THAT obsessed lmao

>Muh Stats

Look, The past three or so years, with the best chance at winning Trophies, Higuain and Aguero have done piss all. Yes, its a specific time frame, but they have done piss all during the WCQ so far as well.

Fine Leaf, here is this one.

TY. That's probably the worst offender. Christ, just a little better struck and he's a World Cup winner.

>being so cucked by a country full of manlets and before that england that you question possibly the GOAT soccer player
jesus what a sad fuck you must be.

He generated that chance by himself, how can you blame him for missing it?

Why do I even waste time arguing football with Americans and Canadians, you've never kicked a ball in your lives

>colgados del travesaño 45 minutos
>nosotros somos los cuernudos

de todas formas no esperabamos ganar, tenemos partidos faciles en casa para clasificar

>colgados del travesaño
but we played with 4 forwards

He didn't "generate" shit. He just stood offside at the usual centre forward spot and was lucky enough that Kroos didn't see him.

Put Andy Carroll in the team and he'd "generate" this kind of chance too

Mishima > Both

>He generated that chance by himself,
What? The German defense literally played him in on net. All he was doing was standing in his usual position and the ball dropped from the fucking heavens into his stride. How can you defend him on that play?
>Americans and Canadians, you've never kicked a ball in your lives
a) A LOT of us play soccer growing up and in school. b) Even if we didn't that doesn't mean our eyes don't work.

y cuantos tiros al arco el segundo tiempo? 1? y por cierto al paton lo estan haciendo mierda en la prensa por decir que jugaron de 10. Si Alexis mete el tiro libre lo cuelgan.

this wasn't an easy one

>>how can you blame him for missing it?

You are joking, right?

That is a 1v1 with the keeper, and he misses it THAT BADLY

Meanwhile, you have this guy doing this shit. But he can't do it all by himself.

Just admit that your entire National team is Pecho Frio. Especially Higuain

Latin Wenger

>Playing with 4 Forwards

That didn't do shit for you. If it wasn't for Di Maria being useful THAT ONE TIME during entire match, it would have been a boring 0-0

Nah, Bauza won 2 continental cups

>Hong Kong
Are you even a country mate

argentines on Sup Forums are literally cucks

>Mascherano as CM when DM is the most advanced position he can be in
>Biglia
>Put Aguero as an attacking Midfielder
>Biglia
>Marcos Rojo as a Centre Back
>BIGLIA AS THE ONLY MIDFIELDER
What's Bauza's Endgame, Sup Forums?

Argentina still wins because they know how to cheat.

The closer we have to that is mr.goldfinger.

>hong kong

>gonzalo is still on the team even though hes choked in 2 finals and Incardi is from his country and wrecking him in his own league

Name one flaw on this tactic, i'll wait.
Bauza is a god damn genius.

>1 (one) ever senior appearance
the whole USMNT would literally suck his dick to play for us on camera

>"I don't know what I'll do after winning the Cup in Russia"
What did he mean by this?

yes

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>Bauza "Hoy jugamos de 10 puntos: ganamos"

he was obviously baiting the press, based af

But it finished 1-0

So he scored the winning goal

Sup Forums cup tier tactics