Im annoyed at my gf right now, shes at work, DUBS decides what i say when she gets back

Im annoyed at my gf right now, shes at work, DUBS decides what i say when she gets back

It's over between us

Nice b8
>you having a gf
Huehuehue

I'm interested in little boys. So I've decided to leave you and become a Preist.

I've been having issues with you giving Niggers all your pussy fart gas!

Are you giving me an attitude cause i fucked your sister?

say nothing, just punch her in the face. you wont need to explain anything, she knows what she did

Rolling for this

"I'm seeing someone else"

Yare yare daze

I'm sorry baby, i've been annoyed with you, but I love you very much.

Sorry sweetie

Ur gey

I'm gay

I'm into straight men

Will you marry me

lik my pp plis :)

NIGGER

Hey sweetie

I cheated on you.

I like turtles.

Oh Hai Mawrk

I spent our savings on MySpace stock. We lost it all

remember that girl, Stephanie? Yeah, I fucked her. no rubber either. She was tight and howled like a little dog when I got behind her.

reroll

rerolling

Re rolling

this^

Reroll this

>again damn it

This

Will you marry me?

"I want my ass eaten tonight no ands ifs or buts" in an assertive tone.

Roll

I have HIV

Roll for this

I like trains.

babe lets sell your kidney and invest in bitcoin

Honey I care for you as a friend but I have been letting your dad fuck my ass and I have been blowing him since I first met you

I banged a male nigger today up against a chain link fence. I can't see you anymore.

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Babe I've been meaning to tell you this for a really long time.......
Im really into shit I want you to shit in my mouth and on my chest. I cant keep it secret anymore shit is what I live for.

Rull?

I think you've been gaining some weight.

Call her by another womans name.

Tell her you deleted her pokemon save

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