Is there anything better than a proper English breakfast, Sup Forums?

Is there anything better than a proper English breakfast, Sup Forums?

Yes. Getting a blowjob while you have a morning smoke.

Ask your mom about it sometime.

So you like to suck while getting sucked?

What the FUCK is your problem?

steak and ale pie with home made chips

What the fuck man, that's less than what I eat in two days.

Can I swap the mushrooms for more bacon please?

You poor or something?

You are a Cancer

Why?

No, nothing.

FYI you can buy MRE all-day breakfast from amazon for £12. Real good shit and better than most take-aways.

Wheres the fucking hashies you slag

Breakfast at Taco Bell.

Bandeja Paisa in Colombia is better.

>breakfast from amazon
gtfo

that's about 2000 calories. more than anyone should eat in 1 day. fatass.

Any similar South American dishes but with fewer calories? I'm looking for a change to my cooking.

@748456379
thats a US thing you fucking dick!

>not bulking

Never gonna make it fam

dog anus

Cocaine

>@748456379

Never had one, they sound good add tho

>@

Nothing is better for breakfast.
Fact.

Heroin

no there isnt....when a see breakfast dishes from all over the world the only one that always make my mouth water is this pic.....congrats....would eat that shit everyday

>get pissed up with the lads on a friday night
>go out and get a big fry up on saturday morning
>start drinking again soon after

Living the good life.

>there's only two kinds of people: fat or poor
spotted the american

It's in the top category for sure.

With HP or Daddies brown sauce?

a proper Ulster Fry - soda bread, potato farls, proper thick bacon, proper pork sausages, none of your shitty american beans.

Too many additives in that.

Cheap as fuck brown water the cafe put into a Daddies bottle.

KEK

Has anyone tried Oxford Sauce? It's so much better.

yeoooooooo

No Surrender

My sides yes user first world high five

Those beans are so gross

garbage on a plate m8

Apart from the black pudding, no.
Fucking Jesus Christ you dumb bot, we have this discussion every fucking day.

>Oxford Sauce

Get on this posh twat!

nope. the poor are fat too in the US.

since when were MRE for regular daily use

>Apart from the black pudding
Get out. Go on, just fucking go.

>fried bananas.
the Columbians are clearly worse than the Chinese.

poor people man! :(

>compared to other breakfasts
No.

>compared to other meals
Very few could compare.

>compared to "anything"
Being rich is better than an english breakfast.
Having a pet dinosaur would be better than an english breakfast.
Time-traveling to bust a nut in Hitler's mom is better than an english breakfast.

I don't know what you mean. I had it on my fry-up at Albion in Shoreditch. It was wonderful.

>no black pudding
Go drink some more milk, American milkboy.

For the last time, I’m not your father. Go get child support from someone else.

Breakfast of champions.

Bitch please :v

Just one thing is better. Irish version.

My problem is that your mom doesn’t know when to leave.

I nut in her mouth, throw her a quid, and she goes home and kisses your cheek while you waste your day asking inane questions on Sup Forums. That’s how it’s supposed to work.

>UR MOM XD
How does it feel like being a 5 year old?

That sounds great, mate. Now I only have to start smoking and find a girlfriend.

the fuck is that? looks like some aids ebola shit!

Everything that looks like breakfast and not lunch.

>Irish version

And then US and UK wonders about bad teeths and fatness. Thats more calories than you need whole day unless you work 10 HRS per day on construction

Yes, being not a fattie.

I work 11 hours a day in construction, so I have exactly the same as OP's picture, but with an extra sausage.

that's the point of it, retardo.
one meal that sets you up for the whole day.

Anglo Saxon food is world renowned to be complete and user trash with 0 creativity

Are you retarded? Thats a standard sized females calorific need. An average male needs about 2500 calories per day, more if he is ripped

You sure do like extra sausage don’t you

>but with an extra sausage
i bet you do you dirty little slut

>that insane amount of meat and cholesterol

...

OP must be rich. We working class people understand that eating a fatty, calorie laden meal like that for breakfast prevents you from doing physical labor for about 6 hours if you want to avoid cramps. stupid people and their stupid big breakfasts. fuck you

So you eat just one time per day?

Looks good but as a normal gye that dos not have a maid I'll take my 2 eggs and a pice of toast with a slice of bologna on the side

are you brain damaged?
if you only have time to eat once a day, you have a meal like a full english breakfast.
ask your local construction workers, farmers, builders, warehouse workers, gardeners and other hard-working laborers .

never understood the beans or the nasty ass black pudding

You make this thread everyday.
I don't understand what goes on in your mind to do this.
So i'll ask.
Why?

that's ok if you were born without tastebuds.

>never understood the beans or the nasty ass black pudding

so gay

Looks like someone shit in a skillet.

100 gram bacon = 550 calories
100 gram sausage = 300 calories
100 gram Egg = 150 calories
100 gram baked beans = 160 calories

Mushrooms and tomatoes maybe 50 calories. Don't know about the black shit, whats that? Lets say 200 calories

That would be 1410 calories.

The rule is 1kcal per kg weight per hour.

70 kg women: 70 x 24 = 1680 kcal

If you drink an Cola to your breakfast than this is enough calories for a women whole day. Even another Softdrink would be too much.

i can explain: they taste great and people like eating them.

being in the European Union?

Been vegetarian for years. The only thing that gets me wavering on going back is black pudding.

Here in Germany we have in law that after working 6 hours you have to take an half hour break. You dont have that?

Yeah, not having my coronary arteries clogged you fat wanker

>an Cola
my sides

i've never seen a women eat the amount of food we're seeing here. this is a guy's plate.

True story

Mcdonald's pancakes

Yea. Not having diarrhea all day.

you have laws that tell you when to eat? wtf kind of socialism is this?

Yeahr because an women would eat that over the whole day. Women would eat that in 3 meals like every normal human

Break not eat. You can do in that time whatever you want.

ok, it's back to smoothies and celery for you.
you have teeth in your mouth, learn to chew properly.

really don't see your point, Hitler

This every meal of ther day for an American.

Its to avoid exploitation and bad Work. After 6 hours every human needs a break if he works seriously.

Literally any other edible thing would be better.

shut up pleb

and that's when humans have to eat?

do you have laws against big meal plates as well?
to force people to take their calories in more than one sitting?

Famously left wing, was that Hitler.

How the fuck are you supposed to eat this? The tortilla is under. Nothing is centered to make a taco.