Have you ever fucked someone famous? Part 2

Have you ever fucked someone famous? Part 2.

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I did anal with Elon Musk as he was building the first Tesla Model.

At some point I was quite famous and so was my girlfriend at the time, she still is - and yes I had sex with her. I won't state my name or hers, I now live in anonymity.

I fucked the girl from the goonies
if that counts

No

also to add, yes i did when nutting say
>HEY YOU GUYS
i am guessing this is why we are no longer together

Just because you don't believe it doesn't mean it's not real.

jealous virginfag detected

Met Scout Taylor. Had an opportunity to go out on the town with her fall through. I don't particularly think it would've gone anywhere though.

Fucked Kesha
>She wasn't really famous yet.
>She had stopped in Chicago during her promo tour for that Tik Tok song and album
>I snuck into the VIP event afterwards and started talking to her.
>mentioned that I had snuck in and she told me how she broke into Prince's house and put her demo on his kitchen table.
>she asked if i wanted a drink and to continue talking
>it was supposed to be some meet and greet thing people won on the radio
>she ended up just getting shitfaced with me before taking me to her hotel room
>fucked hard, she loved it
>exchanged phone numbers and every time she passed through Chicago she'd hit me up
>she didn't have a boyfriend at the time but afterwards did
>guy hated my guts because he knew we were fucking
>there are pictures of me somewhere with a coat draped over my head because I didn't want to be on tmz or any of that bullshit
>after posting this in last thread decided to hit her up
>emailed her and hanging out next time in Chicago

I have never fucked anyone more famous than myself

TRIPS DON'T LIE

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>during her promo tour for that Tik Tok song
>She wasn't really famous yet.
Tik Tok was like the peak of her fame no way she would have touched you at that point

I highly doubt 90% of people here have ever fucked anyone full stop..

Fucked Natalie Dormer back in school one time.

I jerk off to facebook pics of my cousin who's a professional voice actress on a pretty much daily basis. Does that count?

Justin?

No, I have not fucked Justin

Tik Tok was when she got famous but the song had just come out and she was still relatively unknown. Song became a hit and she skyrocketed because of it.

Darrel Issa when he was the Rep for Most of North County San Diego back in 2003.

My son was in the boy scouts marching behind him during a Christmas Parade. And my son was talking to him and we were introduced when I went to pick him up.

Two nights with one of the biggest I've ever had.

I love that game. Any clue? How old are you?

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Are you a grill or gay?

I am 44 years old
I am not a girl or gay

>44 years old
Hi, Dan Schneider. Some Hollywood's people say that you are next, ya know...

It could happen, but erm... it's been taken care of, ya know

So, tell us how good was Icarly and such in bed

made out with a chick that looked like Claudia Schiffer.

my sweet younger sister
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Post names of women that you fucked.

I did not fuck Louane but the girl right next to her

Who is Icarly?
I fucked a Tiffany, a Nicole, a Christina, a Nadine, and 100+ more. But you don't know them, because they are not as famous as I am

I once fucked Stone Cold Steve Austin's daughter Cassidy.. she lives in the rich part of my town in Essex UK and I met her through hanging out with my mates who went to the same school. She isn't even hot I just did it for the free weed and MDMA, pic related, it's her on the left, unfortunately..

Also I robbed money from what I think was her mums handbag before I left, and a PS3 controller

any actress

You are not Dan. Shame.

It wasn't me but I know someone who did.

Wow that's an exciting story bro

details?

A friend fucked Taylor Momsen when she had a concert in our city.

Harvey Weinstein ?

Nice. She's hot.

I fucked Alice Cooper.
Well, a girl named Alice Cooper.

Fucking your self with a lithium powered dildo with TESLA engraved into it does not count Elon, Fucking your self does not count.

Did she drink your piss or does she stick to drinking her own?

>Taylor Momsen
She doesn't take cock so it was rape or I'm expecting tits inbound.

She wasn't bad, but I preferred her as Megan

Haha me too, where you from?

I fucked Danielle DeVito in 1994

from Gosport UK

Fucked one of Warren Jeff's escaped wives. She was even a virgin on top of that. To be fair though, the guy had like 80 wives. Also, she wasn't too pretty.

I don't have any. It's not my story to tell. Her and a friend of mine dated. He showed me a picture she sent to him.

Never did anything like that. We just hung out most of the time and fucked typically when we were done partying. She did take it in the ass though.

What? she isn't a lesbian you know?

2 webcam slut exes 1 with a vid on motherless most porn sites also has her own page.

I fucked a porn actress. Totally c-list, but she has done a ton of movies.

What is was trying to say before my shit phone went on and be a bitch was , 1 of my exes is an amateur webcam slut , the other one also but has a vid on motherless(she thinks she deleted them all but its still up) and 1 really went into porn and makes new videos every time and has her own website.

story? greentext welcome

That is where you're bullshitting seeing as his daughter is the one on the right

I fucked Jennifer Love Hewitt and had a sexual encounter with Cameron Diaz when I worked at a really upscale Hotel in my city where once a year all the celebs pack in.

JLH was an amazing lay, probably my most favorite sexual memory that gets me off when I'm not getting there and Cameron Diaz was just WEIRD! That girl was definitely into foot fetishes but my god she just has the ugliest feet I've ever seen.

>JLH was an amazing lay
thats so amazing if true.

I'm a producer in hollywood, I'm currently on leave due to some problems. Rehab is great though. I've had sex many times with famous women. The only down side though is when they brag about it to the media. or when they brag about it to the authorities.

Fucked natalie holloway then she died

I've honestly never tasted a more amazing vagina. That shit ruined me. No one has ever came close. Her pussy actually fucking tasted GOOD. I've had some that came close but the only reason why is because they were super extra clean freaks but even then it still tasted like pennies. JLH actually tasted like nectar. It's been almost 20 years and I can still taste it.

Shia lequeef?

You know Cameron Diaz is a MTF transgender right? Did you see its vagina

almost

>preferred her as Megan
that's not sick and wrong at all kek

They're both his daughters actually, with his ex wife

Did you not live in fear for years of getting a Stunner user?

I'd be worried every time I heard glass break.

He has a daughter named Cassidy, look it up..

Christine Evangelista (I know, she's not that famous but no matter)

>6 years ago
>she was dating a friend of mine
>one day we had a 3some
>fucked her 3-4 times behind friends back

Togtfo

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Y'all are trippin if you think any pathetic loser on this site fucked anyone even remotely famous. You don't gotta lie to hang.

Nope, and i never will.

>Be on the set of Drake and Josh pilot episode.
>I ask Miranda's parents if I can speak to her privately about details of the character.
>walk into my office, close the blinds and shut the door.
>she has a slight look of fear.
>tell her not to worry, this is standard procedure, insist I give her a foot rub to calm her down.
>she begrudgingly accepts.
>I dim the lights to set the mood, and lock the door so no one can disturb us.
>she becomes increasingly uncomfortable.

Continuing...

This is the biggest pile of bullshit I've ever read.

Don't continue...just stop. Nobody is gonna believe your obviously fake story.

Knowing how Hollywood works, probably it really happened.

>walk into my office

The fact that that didn't raise a red flag for you just shows how fucking retarded you are.

That's weird... Who cares?
Now I'm curious. Continue

How famous?

Porn star who also worked as a stripper and did the rounds of the local swingers clubs. Many years ago.

Talking about red flags... What's going on here? Suspicious at least.

>I tell her not to worry, and begin squeezing harder.
>She squirms, and calls out for her mom
>I quickly cover her mouth, stare daggers at her.
>I tape up her mouth, and tie her hands behind her chair.
>I now have one foot in each and, squeezing so hard my hands start to ache, she quietly sobs through the tape as my sweat drips onto her ankle.
>Suddenly with a loud thud, the door is busted in, by the door frame stood Drake Bell, freaked out by what he saw.
> I immediately told him to be quite, and if he ever told anyone about what he just saw I will do everything in my power to ruin him.
>he looked at me, hands in front of him and said, "Woah, just take it easy man"

End of story

Interesting and well writing...
Moar stories, dirty Dan?

She did never take her panties off...

>Be me 17
>working the halls reclaiming used food caddies
>See CD enter her room
>catch a little sexy eye off her (I used to be hot but I fucking recked that shit in my mid 20s)
>knock on her door to ask if she needed anything
>not shy at all, hit me with a "come in I've got something for you to look at" or something to that effect
>in the middle of small talk she just up and blurts out "hey so youre cute ive got a fun idea let me BLINDFOLD YOU"
>Completely shocked but somehow stammered out a "sure go ahead"
>my heart is fuckin RACING at this point
>she does some juvenile tickle tickle bullshit then asks me if I can tell the difference between an apple and a pear then WHAM full on titties in hand.
>blindfold comes off and she's topless and we start making out
>lay back on the bed she whips my cock out and GOOFILY tries to give me a foot job after trying to make me suck on her toes
>starts giving me head.
>not gonna lie, it was average to bad head but at the time I gave zero fucks.
>make a move so we are 90 degrees and I get a palm of ass. Just the right amount of firm and squish. 8/10 for sure
>she had on some cutoff sweatpants shorts and I slide my hand up the bottom and feel thong/ass but she stops me
>she lies down and has me stand next to the bed and finish on her chest.
>small talk afterwards about how she's only in town for the event but I should come back tomorrow around the same time because she's trying to stay the night again
>come back the next day and knock
>some old Jewish looking fuck answers the door so I just made up some bullshit about the heat and left

There MAY be something to the whole MTF thing user. That's my story though, fwiw

I had sex with Michelle Pfeiffer. I worked at a bank she had to sign papers and bent over at my desk and I could see down her shirt. I came so I'm counting it.

When my father worked at Nickelodeon, there was a creepy rumor that Drake Bell deflowered Miranda Cosgrove and Schneider taped it.

You received anal obviously

I got fucked pretty hard when Taylor Swift's tour bus blocked me in traffic and I didn't get to say goodbye to my dad in hospital. That count?

I find that believable.. all sorts of shit like that happens in Hollywood to stop people stepping out of line in the future, they've got blackmail on them

Nice story, Dan "don't call me that" Schneider.

And even more so in high up political office, that's why people don't get whacked so much these days, they get the drunk and drugged at elite parties, secretly film them doing shit with children or hookers then they've got them by the balls for life.

Hey it's got feet you can fuck it, thems are the rules

None of these stories are fucking true. If anybody should know it would be me.

I'm sorry for you man

lel... Tell us the first time that you fucked Icarly.

I'd kill to see some nudes of her, but if you got them it'd probs be under some NDA shit

The Steve Austin's daughter one is but believe me, if you were a decent looking rock/Elmo looking guy at the time (which I was) then it wasn't really hard. She wasn't really that popular and was quite stupid.
Also she was into slipknot and kept dead snakes in jars and taxidermied birds and other weird shit. I remember one night me and my friends were drunk at like 3am and wanted weed but had no money so we stood outside her mums house screaming 'Cassidy can we borrow some weed please!' So she dropped like an 8th of dank out her window to us just to shut us up, shit was awesome.