imagine my shock edition
/brit/
Henry Harris
Jeremiah Mitchell
class
Julian Gray
not feeling good
Daniel Thompson
My broadband connection is 500 megatits per second
Brody Phillips
reminder centrism is the only way to prevent totalitarianism of any kind
Camden Nguyen
business idea: secretly rent out my room without telling my housemates and sleep on the sofa in the living room, get really angry if they ask any questions
Liam Rogers
Handholdless virginity is the new counter culture.
Brody Taylor
tragic
Cooper Foster
anyone got any rare alans?
Charles Martinez
work tomorrow
Logan Roberts
hope is the precursor to disappointment
Ian Diaz
i miss megamilk
Tyler Brown
...
Nolan Long
youtube.com
they don't make adverts like this any more
Anthony Martin
>that face your normie friends make when you drop a feelpill
Elijah Sanders
gf is fat but has small tits
Levi Lopez
not really
ineffective and mediocre centrist governments lead to a jaded, bitter and desperate society that will start supporting the extreme movements as they become the only movements that offer real change
Lincoln Thomas
Put some pancetta in the chilli this time, is peng.
Levi Fisher
im going to tell you something lads but dont tell anyone
i think everyone is secretly plotting against me. like each one of their acts related to me isnt without goal and the goal is to kill me.
Jayden Gray
>gif
feck off bloody yank
Cameron Rodriguez
>work in 21 hours
Dominic White
im sorry we dont have 1 gb/second 5G rolled out just yet chang
Adrian Jenkins
pics x
Kayden Powell
Not going to work tomorrow.
Elijah Jones
>putting a placenta in a chili
fucking disgusting would count this as cannibalism even if they give you it after the pregnancy don't care what so-called doctors say
Luis Brooks
whats a 'jf'?
Cooper Garcia
Just watched a Rhino win over a female Rhino then fail miserably to enter her. she then pretended to fall asleep so he left without getting to enter her. Was honestly fucking tragic.
Camden Morales
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHFTISTS
Liam Rivera
>working
Charles Flores
work in 13 hours and 49 minutes
Gabriel Walker
nothing wrong with gifs
Jordan Watson
Jackson Five
Josiah Garcia
>harrowment at early dew
Jack White
jolly friend
Jaxson Flores
...
Bentley White
What are rhinos an invasive species in Australia like rabbits and camels
Thomas Cox
I look like the guy on the right but my hair's not as good and my beard's better
Cooper Turner
...
Xavier Reed
would really like to know what that looks like.
Brandon Perez
Respect lad. I used to be big on street and club pickup in paris and spain but have stopped here. Girls get scared or dont speak english in the street and you know the weird layout of clubs here with tables and people looking at their phones everywhere. And frankly there are enough cute girls on tinder and skout to literally go on three dates a day everyday.
Do you speak thai?
Owen Anderson
If you have his bones, you're good. I wish I had his facial stature
Aiden Mitchell
ah yes... the middle ages
Jackson Lopez
...
Brody Harris
quitting my job tbqhwy lads
digging tunnels is a strenuous job
Justin Morris
...
Austin Moore
It was on the BBC but seriously don't joke about Camels they're fucking shit cunts need to shoot the lot of 'em.
>mfw we sell Camels to the saudis for racing because the mud monkeys cant breed them as fit as being wild vermin in australia makes them
Ethan Fisher
jewish front
Hunter Ramirez
>work in minus 3 hours
Nathan Perry
...
Parker Walker
emily
Logan Allen
had a poshy
wasn't particularly good
Hudson Rodriguez
my IQ is 136 and I'm 6'5"
AMA
Jace Nguyen
Dylan Gonzalez
Ahh yes, the Leader of the Free World™
Charles Lee
i just go to thai karaoke places and you become special to to them since no other farang goes in them
James Young
fucking whitey got BTFO stupid cracka
Jaxon Murphy
...
Caleb Russell
Why are you so fucking stupid literally stem meme tier IQ
Jack Nguyen
tragic
Chase Thomas
I recon I'm a strong contender for ugliest person in /brit/ is there anyone who can challenge me?
Luke Morales
Black lad here
Eli Howard
>fucking camels roam as an invasive species of vermin in Australia
Truly banana land
I love it
Jonathan Perez
kind of thought I'd like yuri upon hearing it existed until I noticed a massive pederastic element to it
maybe the japs don't think much about that shit, but I do
Josiah Long
...
Eli Sanchez
*dons a bowl hat*
Brayden Bell
thought you were going to 'nam
Carson Lee
...
Dominic Green
abc.net.au
Fucking Abos sniffing the aviation fuel they need to fly me off this sandy shithole fuck
Jordan Thompson
nonce
Matthew Roberts
no
>t. qt twink with nice arse
Jaxson Cook
i have a lot of opinions and an urge to share them
Liam Diaz
cloudy out
Xavier Hughes
...
Justin Ortiz
PICS
Nathan Rogers
...
Isaiah Turner
i am
Isaac James
Me heading off to the paki shop to pick up a pack of special brew:
youtube.com
Hunter Jones
27 year old virgin here, would give you a run for your money.
Austin Ross
Love joy division
Adam Garcia
Oh I've heard of that scene from thai guys. I love karaoké too but usually take the gfs with me. Will explore this. Cheers.
Brayden Jenkins
slightly worse looking than that guy desu definitely worse body
ok mayb this guy worse looking but he is old i'm 25
strong challenge attempt i'm only 2 years behind you
Ethan Torres
someone remind me in 14 minutes to get my pizza out of the oven 0
Anthony Flores
nonce
James Hughes
maybe if you ask nicely sweetie ;) ;) ;)
Landon Morris
>download speed test app on phone
>suddenly a prompt pops up telling me my facebook password is incorrect
Glad i deactivated it 2bh, get this on a daily basis from random apps which shouldn't really have any access to facebook.
Connor Phillips
I still might come with you lads but i do want to go to thailand, i can do maybe 3 weeks and do 2 in nam and 1 in bangkok, something like that
Tyler Baker
Please show me some pics of your qt body and nice arse x
Landon Perry
ok
Cameron Ramirez
Lol remember the autismoyank from last night's /brit/ who kept going off about why blacks should be classified as a different species from whites
Carter Jones
you're gunna get the hairy american arse that he posts everytime this happens
Blake Parker
t. nonce projecting himself
Ryder Green
reckon the ol' sphincter is due for a good stretching
any lads about tonight in kent x
Jeremiah Cox
love how they need to include clip-art pics for the nigs to understand
Andrew Young
Is one pic on tinder too few, I dont seem to be getting many matches and I think it must be cause I only have one pic that doesnt really show much.
Joseph Powell
>kent
Jaxson Thomas
don't think you know what that word means
stunted nonce brain
Ryan Clark
How do you get rid of depression lads?
Julian Bell
shut up you literally watch sexualised images of primary school girls and you think its okay cause its animate you're a fucking nonce
Jordan Stewart
>having normiebook
going to politely ask you to leave before I send a roundhouse kick on its way to vaporise your cheekbone
Austin Lewis
kik?