Well?

Well?

I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

Interesting pasta user

Have some of Steven's onion rings, you'll be ripping out some special stink clouds with a belly full of them

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The cream...

The steam

The dream

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4th time in 24 hours this has been posted

>be me
>secretary at BVB Army headquarters
>in the music studio helping animaterr man put out a new track
>the alarms go off
>ohshit.jpg
>andy sixx announces over the facility loudspeaker, "THE STREAMERS ARE ATTACKING THE FACILITY"
>we all head to arms
>me, animaterr man, vocaroo guy and 2 others bunkered down in the music room, ready for anything
>the door bursts open and...
>dani's best streamboi... AKA... steven hawking rolls in... animaterr mans archnemesis
>animaterr man retrieves a weaponized log from his pocket, chucking it at him, landing in his mouth where he gags on it and fucking dies
>dani filth attempts to enter right after, but andy sixx bursts through the ceiling and grabs him
>"Hurting my loggers, eh?" he says to the now shivering dani
>Andy forcefully ties dani down, dani crying and pleading as it goes down
>andy removes his own pants and squats over dani's face... he starts grunting
>dani starts screaming and begging for his life, but his cries are muffled by a big heaping fucking log
>dani is crying, turned into a little bitch by a mighty log slidding down his streamer throat
>babbling like a baby, dani cries out “stop! stop! no more!” as andy and everyone in the room laughs at him
>mehmet hussein peeks his head into the doorway, curious from all the commotion
>andy looks him dead in the eyes
>”you’re next bitch.”
>andy gives mehmet a 10 second head start to run, but andy shits so hard it works like a fucking rocket, launching him to mehmet’s location
>”gotcha” he says to mehmet, now praying to allah, begging for his life
>andy pulls down his pants and shits in his face so hard, his head was gone from his body when the shitstorm ended
>all the streamers in our base dead, died a SHITTY death, topkekkle.png
>they never ended up finding mehmets head
>andy sixx is love, andy sixx is life.
>mfw

Oh it's been more than that kek

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thats the first time i ever read my name on Sup Forums

what, is your name andy?

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Andylog Sixx

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He fed 5000 with five of his loaves and two fishes.

Everyone knows the Paedo

Who is this guy?

Leave

The Britbong Paedo.

Sup chav?

Claimed he was an user Paedo hunter when the law busted him for having cp on his pc. Said he needed the 5000 plus images for bait..poor paedo.....looooooooooool

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dubs logged

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kek
dubs logged

I'm hiding this fag thread, but please kill yourself because you are a worthless piece of shit.

Thanks for stopping by and bumping the thread logless shill

Saw over 60 porn threads on page 1 to 10 in one sitting, this afternoon. Fuck off.

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Grow up

Logged and corn cobbed.

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Warm loaves

slidding

Logged in for the clog

Not sure how you can post your wanna be dad 24hours a day 7 days a week. Go shoot yourself you worthless cock sucker.

Grow up

Andy's in the background like "This is a warning for all you logless shills"

>implying there is only 1 logposter
You have a lot to learn, junior

Too bad I don't have my "trips" image done yet. It will be good

CREAMY!!!