/hoc/ Jesse Puljujärvi edition

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first for OP is an early reddit fag

>20 posts early
Forgiven because Poopinjarvi

3rd for cawlidge hawkey

I'll reiterate in case you didn't get the message. I HATE Canada and Canadian people.

>Bombston

I didn't link it until now you guys are reddit for thinking that :^]

>Bruce Garrioch @SunGarrioch
>Marc Methot's finger is shattered and he's "out for weeks" #Sens

Behead Crosby

bulldog's year la

>stinky smelly beaners

I'M NUCLEEEEAAAARRRR

canes

sry m8 you'll probably lose in the title game

nice dubs tho

>why does Crosby get away with so much

Laine goal

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He can't keep getting away with it.

>mfw

power play babby

Anyone still have that gif where crosby dives against a TB player and gets struck by lightning?

Who /moo/ crew here?

Protect Brossoit in the expansion draft when

I have nightmares about the expansion draft desu

Not even a penalty. Such bullshit.

fuck vegas and fuck knight people

Pics of Method's finger?

>avs

the video is better since you can see the tip flop around.

wow

that was embarrassing but we did it, we beat the avalanche

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Why are there no good hockey players from Alaska?

>avalanche

dubinsky

there really isnt much hockey in alaska

You've just realised Tampa Bay are going to slide into the ploffs at the expense of Bombston

because you touch yourself at night

I-I wasn't worried at all, lad...

>wear new panarin jersey
>he scored winning shootout goal
watch out lads
I got good mojo on my side now

wew

That was almost a disaster

KEK AVS

I'm all for this

these threads are so shitty once it's west coast fag hours

>needing 58 minutes of play to best the
>avs

Edmonton should feel genuine shame at this performance

Oilers were only pretending to suck to give Colorado a chance

They are so nice

delet

>Ava7anche

Not surprising since Reddit is based in the west coast. This is when we get all the Reddit kiddies shitting up the board.

5 goals in the 3rd, Avs worst team ever.

n-nope

Scott Gomez was good

There's a reason I haven't been shitposting tonight, friendo. That was pretty fucking embarrassing.

>Eberlel is getting paid $6M to be a duster

Fucking take him vegas

Is he watching the play on a Wii U gamepad?

Who would actually pay money to see the avs play hockey?

Trade you Bobby Ryan for him

when was the last time mcmeme or draisaitl didnt have a multi point night?

mcmeme could actually get 100 points holy shit

Fuck no that's like an even worse Eberle on an even worse deal

>Crosbyfags will defend this

they have like 7 empty net points in the last 5 games.

With flashseats you can get Avs tickets for 8 dollars an hour before the game as long as its not the Blackhawks or any other vast fan having team. Pretty nice to just show driver's lisense or cc and they print you aa ticket and your on your way.

I'll throw in Karlsson

>dat kassian goal

>implying Joey Crabb isn't based

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points are points bitch, i guess being a laine fag youve never seen consistent scoring

With or without that mop?

DELET

>Avs tickets for 8 dollars

mfw that doesn't even get you a hot dog at the ACC

Then what do they have there?

Fuck you

With

Huntin'
Fishin'

drug addicts running boats held together by string looking to vacuum up a few specks of gold

not seen the TV shows?

>younger
>better
>better contract
>faster
>not a racist
Wow what a terrible deal that was for Ottawa.

lmao you wouldn't be so triggered if you actually believed that

Deal I'll call Bettman

Fucking love seeing Kass score. Dude just loses his mind whenever he gets one.

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>points are points bitch
evidently they're easier to come by in the shit western conf

I'll throw in this one

Fuck outta here

Really think I'd give your Karlsson for fucking Eberle?

Give me Draisaitl, Puljujarvi and two firsts and I'll consider it.

good night /hoc/ have good dreams

heh heh exactly as planned r-right?

Bettman already confirmed no take backs faggot

Western>eastern there is no debate

>crysbys linemates get injured
>he stops scoring
>mclellen shuffles the entire lineup in the middle of the game
>mcdavid still gets two points

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


really makes me think

>wanting a finnish bust

Oh wait this is Ottawa, bad trades are your thing.

>>not a racist

Christ, because he doesn't like $cam Newton for being overzealous? Canada is fucked

I told Melnyk that he would be saving nearly eight million dollars in this deal so he immediately took it

I was joking, user. Put the gun down. I don't believe he's racist either.

>kongs

Every team in the league gets to play the >avs at least twice this year.

Where did the "Bobby Ryan is racist" meme come from anyway? More /hoc/ memes?

Karlsson is going to leave as a UFA when Melnyk doesn't let him go to chingchong land

probably reddit. or something .First i've heard of it.

The Predators are the best team in hockey right now

He politely told Black Lives Matter protesters to shut up and liked a tweet that linked to a YouTube video of a Muslim woman warning Canadians of the danger of Islam. Naturally, the bloggers went crazy over it. Apparently he also used to follow Ann Coulter, but he doesn't anymore after her supposed Nazi tweets.

>watching the Oilers play like shit
>down 2 goals to the fucking Avalanche at the 2nd intemission
>go out to get grocercies because that shit is depressing
>come back
>Oilers win 7-4

How can Colorado be so bad?

pretty sure the best team recently has been STL to be fair

>allowing teams in the southern US
>it leads to this

You're both wrong. Best team is Winner-peg