Guy I need help asap.. I smoked weed non stop today and I have to work in 2 hours. My job involves lots of driving...

Guy I need help asap.. I smoked weed non stop today and I have to work in 2 hours. My job involves lots of driving... Last time I smoked was 5 hours ago but I'm still feeling funky...

How can I make this feeling stop and go away before I start working? I'm not high anymore but still feel impaired and "slow"

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You're fucked.
Maybe have an hour nap after drinking some orange juice, but you'll probably wake up still hazed.

Try taking a big nap before going in and proceed to drink lots of caffeine

2 coffee and 1 Beer

Red Bull and cigarettes

Orange juice/vitamin c/sugary, sugary food and a little caffeine. Maybe 1 to 1.5 cups of coffee. Relax for the most part, and don't freak out. It's all fine.

You are reckless.

Start exercising. Even if you don't want to.

lmao @caffeine/thc synergy

Also, take a cold shower. Make sure its as cold as it can get. Itll feel horrible at first but you get used to it.

Some alcohol should help

30 min cardio followed by an hour of sleep

What's wrong with Caffine Bro

smoke more weed

Stop being a pussy people drive better stoned anyway

this. any energy drink is great. if you smoke cigs its a bonus because of nicotine.

It will fuck you up
Google it

Caffeine boosts your high basically

This guy gets it

Dude, just go fucking eat something, maybe drink a coke if you're feeling sleepy.

Get an Shower and drink 1 can of Monster Valentino Rossi Edition

>Two hours to sober up
That's enough time to smoke another bowl.

>Average IQ of 85 in this thread

"There are no down sides to weed"

Who has said there is no downsides to weed.

Drink something caffeinated to wake you up a bit and drink a bottle of water. Take a cold shower too. I find in this situation that intense running for 10 minutes or so will help tremendously at killing that lazy tired feeling.

Shooting yourself in the head removes all side effects of weed

>Drink something caffeinated
again you sad fucks should read up on caffeine/thc synergy

exactly
yet every sad child here keeps recommending it
you should all just shoot junk and diiiiiieeeee :)

sleep.

no faggot
he doesn't
caffeine will boost thc

DO NOT GO TO WORK TODAY
you are putting yourself and others at risk if you drive under the influence!!!!

wathc this video!
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Monster rehab if you can find it..
works like a charm chug chug chug

You are just paranoid, it comes with the weed. Either take it slow, relax and calm yourself down. Or don't go to work.

this, it's been 5h
unless you had edibles you're fine

grow hate

That's everyday for my wife. She says suck it up and stop being a pussy.

All you need to do is drink a load of water, eat something as well. Then after that you need to get a pump of adrenaline. Do some vigorous exercise for as long as you need to, go for a run or something. Anything that gets your heart racing. Get fresh air, exercise, food, and plenty of water. This will deffo help, trust me. I'm a long time smoker and this sorts me out when ever I am in a situation like yours.

idiot

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>>Kek
He's not tired FAGGET, he's stoned

jerk off
take a nap
take a shower

ignore retards

You'll be fine once you start working and get distracted. Stop being a pussy

Drink a lot of booze. What could possibly go wrong?

Can’t believe I stopped masturbating for this, caffeine mix with lots of sugar

>Can’t believe I stopped masturbating for this, caffeine mix with lots of sugar
never stop mastrubating again

man you should have taken a nap.

maybe a long shower will help clear you up.