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Help Sup Forums, My name is not important

I'm 19, just little but chubby, have phimosis and girls really aren't into me, have very little friends to work with. (I'm basically beta which isn't like 300 pounds)

I'm somewhat intelligent and have decent grades, play vidia a lot - have 500 $ value steam account. And I never noticed it until now but my life is basically eat, play vidia, study, sleep repeat. I have only just found this out about 2 years later after the start of this phase. I'm not feeling any emotions anymore. I do the same thing every day all my life and can't feel happy. Everyday it's getting worse and worse. I'm not happy anymore and wanna find a solution for this. The sad thing is, I don't have balls to talk to someone about this so I post this here. Is there any solution for this problem than suicide? Sincerely sad user

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secular_Buddhism
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3674785/
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Edgy, fuck you

Suicide seems good

It's a great idea many in your situation do it

Fuck you all edgy cunts. I would like to see you in my shoes

We'd never be able to get rid of the stench.

You can also enjoy prison life if you don't have the balls to do it

>goes on Sup Forums to seek sympathy
are you mentally retarded by any chance?

Stop playing vidya and your brain will force you to do something more fulfilling instead, a you will start to feel much better in time.

haha loser. hope u die

Like porn.

kill yourself faggot

I found a group of friends and started doing everything from camping, fishing, skating, hiking, bowling, etc.

Really just learn to talk to people, give up video games and find an alternative (not 100% give up games, but find some time to spare) you could go to the gym, get a good paying job, get into writing or painting. Find a nice little hobby, find a some friends, just get out more.

smoke weed EE'RY DAY!

You cannot spend 8 hours watching porn. Your dick would fell off. A then what?

A.) Depends how you do it.
B.) Depends on the porn.

What happened to Sup Forums just kill yourself and make a livesteam nobody cares about you

your fingers dont count as friends, faggot

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obviously you have a problem.
get circumcised so tight you can't masturbate anymore. that should help motivate you out of your hidey hole.

Haha you sure got me pal!

Only 19?
Hit the gym, go out more (but still maintain your other hobbies).
Also phimosis is fixable in many ways.

>calling people newfag
Stop being such a newfag kid.

don't stop sucking it, mhhh

shut the fuck up you fucking newfag - are you triggered, newfag? i fucked your mommy

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Download MyFitnessPal and just track your calories. Don't do that bullshit fad diets. Just track. Track that entire box of pizza you ate, and that kolache you got after. Sooner or later it will be fun for you and you will see the weight drop fast

So, I mean let's talk spirituality. Not like a "Come to Jesus" moment, but have you ever considered any religion?

Buddhism really doesn't require any "belief" in a higher power, it's mostly all philosophy. There are even atheistic sects of Hinduism.

Last year I was quite at your point, and I chose to break the circle. I dropped out, saw more my good friends and met new people. Having at least one person well attached to me made me feel again. In the worst case, get into the army or some kurdish-arab militias in Syria and make something of your life

Okay, not important.

no i don't believe in bullshit. fuck off with that freak

Start working out, you'd be surprised at how helpful it is. You'll feel way more confident about yourself, which will help you sort the other things out.
I used to fucking hate just seeing my own reflection, now I don't mind it as much.

People suck. If you think that there's more to people than using each other, you're wrong. 50 + years to reach this conclusion.

You had me right up until you said "Kurdish Arab militias".

Fuck you.

Oh no, why world you fuck my mommy, she has aids from all the other people who fucked by mommy!

Reported enjoy your ban xD

Lol, why are you mad at philosophy?

I even pointed out it's nothing to do with a "god" or anything.

yeah no real response total loser

> thinking your recalcitrant mindset is the center of the universe
> only I'm right and everybody else in the history of everything is wrong

That's some very special autism there.

thats not philosophy thats pure bullshit. philosophy has meaning - your shit religion does not. fuck your god and fuck off this is my thread

Yeah, like Buddha wasn't a God or anything. Nigga died from eating spoiled pork.

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he is using big words! waaaaatch out boys and giiirls! if you use them, get them right fucker. you're not any kind of authority, just a neckbeard with a neckbeard mindset. fuck off and die already, virgin

LOL, are you really so arrogant that you can't even respond to the fact that I clearly stated there's no "God" involved?

Just become a cynical ass hole, like me. Shit on everything, and expect no improvement from anyone, and return in kind, w/o no improvement. They cop an attitude when someone points it out.

Do you know how to an hero?

u mad
u reeeeeal mad

Life is like a box of cheap chocolates.

>> gets a box of chocolates that user did not ask for

>> all but two taste like shit.

Find the parts of life that make you less angry or sad, and focus on those and keep going. Or, if you really truly don't care, join the service in your country.

not falling for this god bullshit trap, you freak. god won't help you when you die you total loser. sad

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oh no he lost and now he is crying behind memes. don't let them see your tears big man awww

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"I'm not feeling any emotions anymore."
" Sincerely sad user"

sad is an emotion.
i think your problem is.....

you are retarded.

Empathy is extinct.

LOL, you really can't even comprehend it. Okay, here's a link to on Secular Buddhism.

It's basically cutting out all the "magic" elements out and focusing on the pure philosophy. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secular_Buddhism

Like can you really not grasp that I'm happier than you because I believe in something that has nothing to do with an external God?

Like I'm gonna die and you know what happens? I die. But I lived a fuller life, in part because I don't consider people giving me attention as an emotional victory.

You just mad and sad, nigga.

Instead of playing vidya 12 hours a day, learn a skill. Circuitry or Linux or idfk, something that can be helpful in later life

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stop whoring for attention for a moment and listen: your form of buddhism is a trap to get people into religion and believe in a non-existing god. your fuller life consisting of cheetos and fat-induced heart attacks don't please me as much as my lifestyle, neckbeard

Are you still alive? Why did you ask for help then?

life is a race, and you're behind OP.

lose weight.
study more, earn more.
get penis surgery to fix your thing
drop vidya, hang out with people. anyone. this will improve your social skills.
stop telling yourself you're smart, because you're not. embrace your stupid and open yourself to learn from others.
hang with others to learn social skills.
apply newfound reduced weight, fixed penis, money and social skills to get a GF.

it's going to take a while. but suicide isn't the answer, it's a pussy cop-out for something that isn't really that much work to fix. you need maybe a year. what's a year, in the grand scheme?

focus focus focus son. set your goals, and do nothing that does not further those goals.

Bro, you keep talking about God and I just don't think you get it.

Buddhism is nihilism, they literally believe in nothing, but unlike you, who is literally posting about how shitty their life is, they're happy about it.

Why? Because of their philosophy, their outlook, where the only belief is literally that nothing exists.

And if your lifestyle pleases you so much, why are you posting about wanting to kill yourself?

>embrace your stupid and open yourself to learn from others
best advice yet:
learn constructive humility

spend 8-10 hours per day browsing Sup Forums

Kill yourself

>Buddhism is nihilism, they literally believe in nothing
jesus you're a fucking idiot
>rebirth, endless constructs
kys
(w/o reincarnation)

stop existing then, go fuck off you dont help. you're obviusly to dumb to understand

Don't kill yourself, make those bastards pay!
After all, you can always kill yourself in jail afterwards

Go to church.

Mad so doesn't argue my points, just resorts to insults.

You guys sound like Christfags

You think too much and do too little.
Men used to work 16 hours a day, get drunk at night and do it all over again the next day. Go work out, go for a walk, read a book! Who fucking cares just choose to be what you want to be and you will eventually become it. Fake it till you make it.

lmao what arguments, dumbfuck lmaooooooooo kekkeke

Git gud.
Seriously buy a gym membership, schedule a circumcision, sell your steam access, and go keto.
If you still want to play video games on occasion, then buy a console. Never put games on a device you use for work or research. Read at least one book a week. Practice better hygiene.
If you still can't find a girl, then at least you'll be fit and happier. Then if you still want companionship buy a subscription to match.com or eharmony.

Or you can be an hero... IDGAF

Fix your dick. Go to the gym. Eat better. Get your shit together and get your face out of a screen all day. Watch life improve.

Great advice mon frere.

My points

>Buddhism is essentially how to be happy and nihilist

>Whole sects require no belief in an external God and are in essence no different from other philosophies such as Stoicism, Romanticism, Absurdism, etc.

Your points

> dumbfuck lmaooooooooo kekkeke

My jimmies are transcended above rustling

you just said it dumbfuck loool - buddhism = nihilist = believe in god

are you dumb? you just owned yourself KEK

You two are annoying.
I don't even care if you're trolling each other it's fucking stupid.

You just need to switch shit up
> eat, play vidia, study, sleep repeat.
Assuming you're unemployed, you should consider getting a job. Maybe a change of scenery too? Do you go to community college or University? Have you considered transferring to a different Uni/college? It may help

Most of Sup Forums probably is already in your shoes m8

you just can't comprehend the art of trolling involved in this conversation. Your mind is too weak for that

You ever catch anything with that bait?

yes you can see my conversation i had with buddha

marry me ?

LOL obvious troll.

I was being genuine, like it or not, but I seem to be the person most invested with you not KYS'ing.

You need a bigger social circle and probably one that involves exercise. Exercising regularly is as effective as anti-depressants, so that alone will cheer you up some.

Here is a peer reviewed clinical study that says as much.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3674785/

now its obvious to you - after you messaged with him for like 1 hour? god you are stupid

Get a gym membership. Take a good hard look at all the beautiful women that work hard to take care of them selves. Make a mental note that in your current shape, you’re not good enough for a single one of them. Hate yourself and get to work. You don’t want to spend your 20’s being a fat sack of shit.

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Oh is like OP the guy who's completely retarded?

It's a shame you're a fag OP

>goes to Sup Forums for sympathy
That's what you wanted to say
There are legit /comfy/ boards here