Is there anything you would completely give up electricity for the rest of your life in exchange for?

Is there anything you would completely give up electricity for the rest of your life in exchange for?

Nope.

100 always horny, always clean, std-free, neutered pornstars of various races on a desert island
oh also make them mute. that's a fair trade. and two dogs, not neutered.

happiness

World peace, unlimited money, 20 std-free horny as fuck women in a giant mansion that I own, fully furnished, a butler, to be sexy and fit (I'm a twig), and happy and healthy dog that lives with me for the rest of my life.

A ham sandwich

lived half of my life without internet and didnt get nothing, anything good serves

I've always wanted to be a disembodied spirit that could possess other people temporarily, like that demon in The Fallen. I would possess people and then strip down and masturbate in public, then leave their body right after the orgasm and jump into someone nearby so I could laugh at my victim trying to explain themselves.

I'd rather be stuck on an island with a couple good buddies and a 3-1 ratio of hot chicks. As long as we have the knowledge of beer fermentation and tree house craftsmanship.

My own enclosure with tame grizzly bears who like to fuck humans

Like electricity alot. I dunno maybe the knowledge and ability to safely sail the world in a wind powered vessel with diesel backup and enough money to enjoy whatever pleases me and my family at various ports of call.

That's pretty gnarly

I feel the same way about certified mail. NOTHING good has ever come certified

This is the only good reply here

Lots and lots of lsd

cold fusion reactors

Yes
Absolute comfort in every other imaginable way would be enough to make me give it up. If you're asking me for something specific than fucking motherfuck no.

Happiness is a verb, not a noun. It's a trip not a destination

>Lots and lots of lsd
Move to gulf coast of Florida. Shrooms for decades just aching to be picked after every rain

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>Happiness is a verb

Who's this old wise motherfucker?

To be an attractive woman.

It's a figure of speech narrowmindedfag

make up your goddamn mind , is it a verb or a figure of speech you voracious cock mongler

He's asserting it as a verb to convey his meaning. He didn't mean it literally. It's a figure of speech.

make sure you take them in waves bro, if you get all 100 of the same age you will be fucking grandmas at old age.

Financial freedom.

I guess happiness is a verb if you are a spic retard

I haspiness
You happiness
He/she happiness etc