Shit what next

Shit what next

“You should be you fucking cow”

I second this.

hitler did nothing wrong

why don't we fuck and find out

win

This

how about me, you and a big bag of Doritos?

What did you do to earn that nickname.

Add some cute emoji thing at the end

Second this

My nickname is ruler.

Can you guess why?

If my name was Bill I would be ashamed.

"ashamed of my nickname" -----

Response --- "Well bill, i'm astonished, your surgeon is excellent. I mean I can hardly tell you used to be a guy, nice nickname tho, nothing to be ashamed of sir."

Or just make a reference to cherry pie, popping cherries, and something about rising between her crust.

because your dick in unbelievably small?

and the ugly people losers that smell worse then dog shit and is ugly and outnumber everybody cant be better then people normal way so has to hurt people ugly way to be better then people ugly way like my short ugly loser father and the ugly people losers that is disgusting and short

"daddy issues " is not a nickname

Well there's only one way for you to find out.

But that's not why I'm called ruler

dubs won and OP did not deliver - typically

"your name is fitting, because you are gonna get a Bill after I'm done fucking you. You ugly cow"

Ask her if she can make a bill clap between them thighs without using hands

Here is what you write: "Listen Bill, I feel like we got off on the wrong foot, me liking cherry pie, and you not liking cherry pie.
So how about we start over, and go out for ice cream instead? "

This.

But instead of ice cream tell her you want to go to the science fair.

I can practically hear her vagene drying up

What's wrong w that response?

She spelt dessert wrong, tell her that if dubs.

Sigh...it's been too fucking long for a reply . Which reply is best?

I would go w
But I wrote it

Fuck it reroll, this bitch dumb as shit.

It's cheesy.

One more time, reroll.

Use

This

Good?

Yep

Lmaoo yes

Yeah it's alright. best one so far

Why are you on feminist bumble?

Inb4 he gets in bed with her and starts saying her name
>bill bill!
>user anon!!
>i love you bill!
Wait a fuggin second
>turns out user is turned on only because he gets to scream a mans name

A recent research paper done at Berkeley reported that white women have melanin receptors all over the surface of their pussy walls. They have concluded from this that White Women sub consciously seek out darker men and cum more intensely when having intercourse with brown and black cocks. Even Bill Nye has gone on record supporting this fact.

She hasn't responded. We blew it

>We blew it
No, it was all you

I'm the one that wrote that paper and can confirm this.

My favorite desert is the Sahara

Eh?