GET DOW-

GET DOW-

Private Vinny you oughta put ya head down 'fore I shove m-

Hey user, are you all r--

There is no fucking sni-

He couldn't hit an elephant fro--

there's a what you faggots can't move fo-

it's a sni-

That's not even a picture of Candle Jack you fucking retar

The wind's gettin' a bit choppy. You can compensate for it, or you can wait it out, but he might leave before it dies down. It's your call. Remember what I've taught you. Keep in mind variable humidity and wind speed along the bullet's flight path. At this distance you'll also have to take the Coriolis Effe....

I can't fucking believe this played-out meme is still bei-

Fine I'll play alo-

he's just hunting rabbits
don't worry

Was going on in this thre-

Spiderman Thread? Spiderman th....

Why is the sniper telling us to get down? OH SHIT DID HE GET SHOT T

WE WUZ KA-

Fuck off newfa...

This dudes full of shi-

I can't believe you newfags would fall for this sh--

TO BE FAIR, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A VERY HIGH IQ TO UNDERSTAND RICK AND MORTY. THE HUMOUR IS EXTREMELY SUBTLE, AND WITHOUT A SOLID GRASP OF THEORETICAL PHYSICS MOST OF THE JOKES WILL GO OVER A TYPICAL VIEWER’S HEAD. THERE’S ALSO RICK’S NIHILISTIC OUTLOOK, WHICH IS DEFTLY WOVEN INTO HIS CHARACTERISATION- HIS PERSONAL PHILOSOPHY DRAWS HEAVILY FROM NARODNAYA VOLYA LITERATURE, FOR INSTANCE. THE FANS UNDERSTAND THIS STUFF; THEY HAVE THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY TO TRULY APPRECIATE THE DEPTHS OF THESE JOKES, TO REALISE THAT THEY’RE NOT JUST FUNNY- THEY SAY SOMETHING DEEP ABOUT LIFE. AS A CONSEQUENCE PEOPLE WHO DISLIKE RICK & MORTY TRULY ARE IDIOTS- OF COURSE THEY WOULDN’T APPRECIATE, FOR INSTANCE, THE HUMOUR IN RICK’S EXISTENTIAL CATCHPHRASE “WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB,” WHICH ITSELF IS A CRYPTIC REFERENCE TO TURGENEV’S RUSSIAN EPIC FATHERS AND SONS. I’M SMIRKING RIGHT NOW JUST IMAGINING ONE OF THOSE ADDLEPATED SIMPLETONS SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS IN CONFUSION AS DAN HARMON’S GENIUS WIT UNFOLDS ITSELF ON THEIR TELEVISION SCREENS. WHAT FOOLS.. HOW I PITY THEM.

AND YES, BY THE WAY, I DO HAVE A RICK & MORTY TATTOO. AND NO, YOU CANNOT SEE IT. IT’S FOR THE LADIES’ EYES ONLY- AND EVEN THEN THEY HAVE TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY’RE WITHIN 5 IQ POINTS OF MY OWN (PREFERABLY LOWER) BEFOREHAND. NOTHIN PERSONNEL K-

you beautiful mother fu-

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I'm a sniper and I just killed the enemy sniper. All clear keep you're eyes open.

I have vital information leading to Hillary Clintons arr-

oh hey thanks ma-

>Implying snipers work alon-

I think im sa-

I HAVE INFORMATION LEADING TO HIL--

*unsheathes katana* *cuts sniper bullet in half* nothin personnel k-

>greentexting when dea-

Oh hello gu

I don't get it what's everyone mooing out ab- *gargle* *gargle*

Don’t worry, lads, I’ve spent 27 years in Japan preparing for this–

Hypens don't punctuate sent-

SATAN WILL SAVE U-

What the fuck is with all the bodi-

Im sure glad i got this sweet new body armo- - r

CHEC-

Are you alive sata-

o shit. can you sha-

lol I haven't seen these threads in ag-

oh shi-

wait he missed nevermin-

Hey guys I think the OP is a member of ANTIFA we better m-

this sniper is surprisingly accura-

All you guys posting in this fucking thread should be banned fro-

I'm gay.

You guys realize that there's no real sniper, it's ju-

Thug Aim.
Get it? It mea

can i join your cla-

Soup Sup Forums, what's going on in he-

Guys I don't get i-

its still going WHEN WILL IT STO-

OH SHI

Y'all niggas gay

Man, this sniper is an aim botting motherfu-

nigga you ga-

Everyone knows snipers only shoot Fags, which all of you are.

oh ge

Did someone say sp-

Why I don't see anyt-

newfag can't even use Candeljack me-